Oooh what's this, an unboxing thread?

Oooh what's this, an unboxing thread?

It's not a very big box, but there's definitely something inside.
More than one something I think!

Nobody fucking cares.

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What a shame, guess I'll just have to see what's in here myself then

First thing, what could it be

show it fag

It's in a... pink... box...?

Uh oh.

...well then.

pls don't be autistic

dragon dildo

up your butt and post pics

so fag

You've got 2 more posts. If its not something you can shove up yourself or your bf and cause massive rectal hemorrhaging, imma gawn be pissed

I... guess I'll see what else is in here then

So op is a faggot again.
Fuck this thread.

Please be a dinosaur, please be a dinosaur....

Hm.

Wait, there's something left in here.

Oh neat, I've wanted to have these on disc for a while now.
Welp see you guys later, time to go expand my anus to the soundtrack of Ennio Morricone

Dear diary, today OP was literally a faggot.

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Knew it

So no dinosaur?