Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Choosing between the long template and "chat at random"...tough decision.

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Don't you know what a secure tripcode is?

Sure, The F. is not a janitor, sure, it's just a stupid joke.

i dont

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He destroyed your old life to give you a fresh new start.
You are wasting the great chance by remaining here.

よくやった スベン-くん

That's stupid
I asked him to add me on Skype
I would've promised him to never come back, even fake the message so he could get a few (you)s
but instead he destroyed the one thing i really loved
I asked him to add me several times. i didn't want him to do it
But he is like a child. he always has to be right
It was just really mean. To him it didn't mean anything, it's just some random girl
But she gave me strength and made me happy. For a time after my mom passed and I was alone she made me feel happy again because I was so in love
And I don't mean her as a private person, just her as a soccer player
I wasn't a stalker or threat to her. She was more of a symbol to me and I think she's beautiful
He knows how much she meant to me. but he's an evil person.
and i don't say that because I want to insult him but because he doesn't have a heart and is literally a really bad person
I did many bad things. I annoyed the people here. but what he did was just too much

too uninterested;dr

Just report him.

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遊びは終わりだ

終わりは遊びだ

初は??

韓国くんが動画できた?

尿道オナニーやめて首締めオナニーするのか、あぶないよ

死んじゃう恐怖があるね

あっ、あああっ、逝くうううううぅぅ

youtube.com/watch?v=-9qx8-MS8XQ

また逝ちゃったの?
お変態さん

hey can i talk to you here or on facebook?

SAO作者、川原礫のインタビュー
おもしろい

4gamer.net/games/358/G035850/20170306008/

長すぎるよ。

SAOが好きって外国人が日本語スレに一人もいない事は丸わかりなのに、
自分が好きというだけで毎回ごり押しできるってある意味すごいな
タオリラbritと同じくらい尊敬するわ

イギリス旗がいたじゃないか

なぜ日本はマリファナについて非常に厳しいのですか?

>SAOが好きって外国人が日本語スレに一人もいない
朝からカリカリしてないで紅茶でも飲んで落ち着いて過去ログでも読めよww

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性格的に幼稚だからなんだろうけど、いちいち攻撃的になるよな、お前
批判されてもスルー出来る分、タオリラの方が大人か

what happened to your buddy thai peru?

だからなんで朝っぱらからカリカリしてるんだって

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Any kind soul who can translate this?

>I want the dick

何故ハンバーガーは美味しいのか

ザ・うまみ

麻薬って言葉に拒否反応を起こす人が多いからかなぁ

Fuck me

I wish

日本のアニメーションは常に医学で高いです
プロットやストーリーを思い付く人々はマリファナをとる

Like this?

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袈裟斬り

ok

not sure what happened with thai , seems he is at the last stages of his AIDS infection
I have a question
are you the pinoy?

それは本当の事実です
メグミンについて誰がどのように考えましたか?
それはマリファナだったに違いない

めぐみんはマリファナ吸わない

めぐみんはちんぽの吸うほうがすきでしょう

これは地図です
最も何が...
文化、
ナチュラル、
山、
エキゾチック、
メトロポリタン、
ヒルビリー、
退屈な
エキサイティング
歴史的な
日本のエリア?


>スプラマニューバーのスライド
おおー!新武器かっこいいな、慣れるまで大変そうだけど。
新しいサブウエポンやスペシャルも気になる。(((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))インクの雨降らせたい。

一体何が言いたいのかしら…(´・ω・`)

最も高い山は富士山
歴史的で観光地として人気のある県は京都かな?

都道府県*

ワセリンが行方不明
僕のワセリンちゃんはどこ、、、

アタシもワセリンのヘビーユーザーよ…アナタは何にワセリンを使っているのかしら…(´・ω・`)

té / 意味を喪失した時、虚無は私を冒し、享楽だけが『慰』みとなる。
youtu.be/8FyQEAix95Y?t=8

そして蘇ってきた。

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今日の朝食は納豆巻き

俺は納豆ジュースと納豆サラダと納豆パスタ

>Cars kill over 3000 Japanese every year

This is, This must be genocide

あああああ、「インタネットミーム」そうっかね。。。。

i am practicing English , now

そう…アタシたちの日常はいつも死と隣り合わせ…(´・ω・`)

|∀・)

すごくグッジョブ

ナイス(`・ω・´)b

おーちゃんチュッチュッ

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what's up ?

にーちゃんチュッチュッ
今何してるん?

Nothing much, how about you?

I'm about to go to the gym. Then I'm going to take a shower and go to bed. I need to be up early tomorrow because I start work at 7:00 AM.

リップクリームとして使ってます
決して他の使い方はしてませんよ

>Block paths

パスをブロックする

2ちゃん見ながら4ちゃんにレスしつつ(`・ω・´)redditの接続不良に腹を立てている!
何とかして、オーちゃん

I'm deciding to be a programmer. Get a degree in computer science. I've been studying Japanese since I was 16. I participate in various Japanese study groups weekly. I'm also a member of my local Japan-America society, and I participate in friendship events regularly. I'm going to take an N4 class, but I was told I was ready for N3. But I couldn't take the N3 class that was offered because everyone had already lived in Japan, and had taken the N3 exam. I was in Japan for only 11 days. People at the groups are telling me that my Japanese conversation skill is improving, and I'm just starting to realize it. I also chit chat with a guy that's taking N1. He's been to Japan 5 times and has been studying Japanese for 10 years. He wants to be a programmer in Japan. I'd like to work in Japan too. I just see it as my life will be shit no matter where in the world I live. I'd rather have a shit life in Japan, and just remember that things about Japan make me happy, despite some of the bad things, as opposed to living a shitty life at home.

アタシは花粉ブロックの代わりに使っているの…鼻の穴の中にも…去年は薬なしで過ごせたわ…(´・ω・`)

cool story bro

Too long

長すぎて読まなかった

it's like you rewrote everything from greentext

where does thai and your friend in china go

2ちゃん、4ちゃん、オーちゃん
ちゃんが多すぎない?

アタシも日本語しゃべってるコンピューター科学者なのよ

やあ、オージー元気?
こちらは寒いよ、もうすぐ4月なのに((((´・_・`)))ガタガタブルブル
雨も降ってるし、外出するの面倒くさくなってきた。

I don't know much about the industry, but I'm guessing that the programming is a kind of job that doesn't require you to be physically there.
we hear that lots of programming has been outsourced to India.
Maybe you'll have a better chance of moving to Japan as a network engineer or something alike?

こっちも秋のくせに夏より夏っぽい(;´Д`)

Doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Your people take one of our greatest deities and converted in this!


ありがとうございます!!!

Programmers in Japan are mistreated and underpaid. Their working hours are crazy.
If you could land on a system administrator job at a Tokyo branch of an American or a European non-IT company, you'd be paid well in spite of reasonable working hours and a relatively low level of expertise.

>科学者
このスレにはすごい人たちがいるのね…ちんこやうんこの話ばかりなのに…(´・ω・`)

ごめん、嘘ついた
ただの学生です( TДT)ゴメンヨー

暑すぎても寒すぎても辛いね(´・_・`)
コタツを片付けてしまって、後悔してるよ( ;´Д`)
オージーは今エアコンで涼んでいる感じ?

おっぱい

嘘じゃないわ…'Student'は「研究者」という意味もあるでしょう?学ぶものは皆研究者なのよ…(´・ω・`)

How do I pickup Japanese babes

pick me up I'm waiting...

たまらないときは扇風機をつける
そしてドクターペッパーを飲む( ´ ▽ ` )

研究報告が出版物になれるのかな...(´・ω・`)