Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimed

Y'all should hook up and just post as a couple from 1 computer

If you hit a moose head on at a high enough speed to kill the moose, your car will almost certainly be totaled.

I guess maybe if you have like a bar on the front designed for hitting things maybe you'd be fine idk

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Never see them, so that's my best guess
"Crushed by a car"
I think you underestimate moose

meow

Mine

Nuh huh dear Alice, i saw a video where this car hit one and the moose got hit with such power that his horns detached from the skull u.u anyways, how are you? I thought about making you a visit, and so here i am ^.^

hello! i am watching stranger this right now its pretty hype!

>boop

Heh, if only it was that easy.

Still here

Nice Overwatch meme

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Well, I've seen enough accidents involving moose. The car is generally destroyed, since moose can weigh like 1000lb average
I guess I'm okay. Taking the bus home so just trying to relax

Send that vid, I'm calling BS, that car would have been absolutely destroyed

Why wouldn't it be?

Wow I just got the joke
It took me so long

Does it really quality as an Overwatch meme?

you play overwatch too taiga2?

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I have never player Overwatch

I tried to boop but I got the dumb todat

Nice lips, good for succs.

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Probably, they really wanted to force it in the Sombra trailer

That's probably for the best

Dont worry. Its taken others way longer.

カラミチーマス

Ooh, that boop
I forgot about that one
Did the overwatch community really meme it that hard?

What's the record?

loli rem is best rem

>Boop

Don't think so, Blizzard tried to make it one, but nobody else did

blizzard is great at making great games but is also great at ruining the same games.

Claim

youtu.be/Xr9Swatg8pY I think it was this one.

I bet you can't wait to get home, did you just finish with school for today? Sorry to hear it, you probably do a lot of more hours there than me, glad you're still doing fine though, i wonder...have you been involved into an accident with one too perhaps?

Ah, that community is really lacking in the meme department, they need to step up their game.

The only real meme that's came out of there is "Heroes never die!"

Hey guys we've heard your feedback, so now Tracer is gay, Symmetra is autistic (despite appearing more to be OCD), and tune in next week for Zarya's secret! (Inb4 she's Muslim)

I mean, it was expected, they made a game with a low skill cap yet tried to force it as an eSport and they spend more time pandering to Reddit and Tumblr than balancing the game

I tried, every time, I got lashed out at.
If he didn't pretend to be me, and actually behaved, we could coexist.

Oh, is it that bad?

haha symetra is autistic?

Getting home will be nice. I kind of want to nap, but I'm really hungry too. I'll pick one or the other when I get there probably
I put in about 5 hours a day at school. Maybe more next week though
Not with a moose, but I have with sheets of ice flying off of someone's truck. Crushed the front of the car and collapsed the front portion of the roof of the car

Zarya is a dyke, they've already done a thing with her

According to Blizzard, yes

I still believe

There's also Pro Genji's
But that one was because of Dunkey

Hey, gotta have some sort of payoff for a five month ARG, right?

Saying that, my guess would be that you weren't here yesterday evening.

Don't believe we've spoken much before, you been around for long?

Months. Forgot who.

Nah, the moose just really wanted to become an astronaut and the kind driver tried to help launching it into the atmosphere u.u that's all.

So that explains why you don't have a car now...how did it go for you though? Were you fine when it happened? Hope you didn't end in the hospital due to the truck driver.

Oh, so what's next? Reaper was sexually abused as a child?

Is that it? There's gotta be something else...

I mean, I was here yesterday evening but only really reading replies to me because I was playing Dota

I've been here a few days in total, maybe 4? 5?

Jeez, and I thought I was dumb

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

taiga2 is bad at me for i guess "cuking him" as he put it. Its fine just as lnog as he understands who is cucking who. ;)

forgot the imagine

Gremlin D.va and high noon probably count too

Yeah now a few anons have S on their mugs too.
youtube.com/watch?v=j_Jg2MZexkA

>five month ARG
I'm sorry, I have no idea what that means, haven't been updated on blizzard at all in quite some time.

It got taken a bit too far for me to stay all friendly.
So I'll just keep doing what I was doing before he showed up.

Ahh cool, then I don't feel too terrible for not really knowing who you were, names are hard.
Welcome, hope you enjoy your stay.
Your waifu a cute.

It's high noon somewhere in the world

An ARG is a game outside of the game

They released encrypted stuff for people to decode then it turned into a timer that did nothing

Then they released the character it was based on

>they spend more time pandering to Reddit and Tumblr than balancing the game
I'm personally more triggered with clear hits not hitting (despite all the "favour the attacker" bullshit) and clear misses hitting.
Also clear hits dealing fraction of the damage.

Remember, hitscan need to be 100% precise to actually land

Projectiles are 10x larger than they look

That's pretty cool, the end result itself sounds a bit disappointing though.

ARG is an Alternate Reality Game, which is usually a collection of puzzles building a story and having an outcome of some kind.

Look up Marble Hornets for an example

... Well who is?

What happened? Now I wish I was paying attention :/

And yes, I plan to enjoy my stay

actually, that's not entirely true. depending on your (or, rather, your enemy's) lag (or is it just pure fucking random? who knows!) it seems that hitboxes vary even for hitscan.
also head boxes seem to be larger sometimes.

then there are games where you're shooting through people.

I don't drive because I don't have a drivers license. I don't mind driving, I just never passed the test
It was funny really, there was an ambulance coming the other way a bit behind the truck, but no. No hospital time, just had to pull the glass out of people
The rear view mirror would have been bad if it had hit someone though

It would've been cool if it didn't last far longer than it should've

youtu.be/hqCbx5LQIlw

:(

But projectiles can completely miss and still hit, such is Blizzard's amazing "balance"
>We can't expect players to actually learn to lead, so give them hits they don't deserve

im cucking taiga 2 lul.
i was really afraid to get my lsiense but i got it at 18 and its really helpful to be able to drive places for food etc.

CLAİMED AHH MY LOVE

Thanks.
Slightly familiar with Marble Hornets from before, but never realized there was an abbreviation for it.

It got pretty toxic.
If you want to know more, I can't help you.
You will have to as someone unbiased.

Never caught your name, what do you go by?

5 months does sounds slightly excessive for a character reveal.
Did they have a steady stream of hints during that time, or did they drop them very slowly?

Evening Junko

Hm...wait, let's see if i got it right, so you had to treat these people's wounds by removing the glass? Did you take first aid lessons or something? If so you're a real life-safer~

Do you wanna experience it too perhaps? :3

They dropped new ones whenever the previous one was figured out

Then there was a countdown timer that lasted over a month, if i'm remembering right
And no, there was no reveal at the end of the timer, that came a bit later

It's helpful. I'm just autistic
No. The paramedics had to pull glass out of my face and my mother's. We were in the front seat

Lol :3

So, you play a lot of Overwatch?

What is "it"?

Waifu is Michiru Matsushima
Name is Morgan

Pleasure to make your acquaintance

What do you guys think of my photography?

At least they did that, and not one every month or something.
A month long timer to nothing, that's like getting empty boxes for Christmas...

Alright, cool.
I'll try to not get it wrong too many times.

I used to play it, but it got stale and they don't add stuff often

I don't think they had any plans for it to begin with
Or they thought they were so clever that people wouldn't decode everything within a day

Jesus christ, and having people pulling out glass shards from your face was fun for you? Luckily enough you're still alive ^.^ did your eyes get damaged from that incident?

Taking the flight, what else? Silly, it revolves getting hit and lifting off as the moose did though u.u

Yeah... with a community that big, someone is bound to find it out rather quickly.
I guess they underestimated the community and dropped the first hints a few months too early.
Would have been cool if they had the hints lined up, the character got released as soon as someone cracked it.

I wouldn't say it was fun, it was quite unpleasant actually.
Nope, no eye damage. I was wearing sun glasses because sun on snow is like staring at a light

I'm going to nap now. I'll talk to you later ^^
>stick around!

>Cockona

good morning I love you all

Morning love user,slept well?

Then she'd be out a week after the first additional character

Hello Codo

Feel free to add me on Discord and/or Steam
Morgan#7988
steamcommunity.com/id/MorganIsCute

I played it shortly, then went back to CS
OW just couldn't stack up to TF2 in my mind

Ok, where do I stand?

Cockona?

well enough! I'm tired but that's okay

Short break

It's an Sup Forums meme

How's it been so far?

It's you ofc!
lyricstranslate.com/de/codo-duese-im-sauseschritt-codo-pelt-dash-speed.html

Tiresome. Just got a cup of coffee to feel revitalized.

hello mister Maru! how are the papers today?
a-ah... that's a nice song!

Moog

Well you bring the love with you to this place of hatred so ofc you are Codo

I'd die without coffee
(But luckily for me I live within spittin' distance of a coffee shop, I can walk there in 2-3 minutes :P)

Hey there, Love-bot. Papers are just fine, starting to be less piles and more organized.

The joys of working in an office, coffee on tap (figuratively)

yes ma'am! I'll accept that name as well

Papicunt

Rengay

Sorry for slow replies, was making a cup of coffee.

If they waited till around the time they wanted her to be released, that wouldn't be a big problem I guess.
Then people wouldn't feel cheated at least.

I'll throw you a friend request at discord in a second.

Good that you're not terrible at least!
Will you have time to relax over the weekend?
I guess well enough is a good way to describe how I feel too.

Coffee break best break!
Hope you do well.

Why don't you just make coffee?

that's okay, you're allowed to take your time replaying

What's going on with you, then?

Coffee a best.
Also, hi Taiga

I'm doing okay! I need to find food at some point today though

Very very nice image

:o

Claimed -_-

-_-

That would be a good idea.

>something fun for tomorrow to do to these threads
I don't know how I should feel about this.
Knowing you it probably won't be something terrible, but still a bit spooked.

Hi.
She's got a cute bear hat!

Hai Renge
I agree, sadly I haven't found any others like it.

Get a room -_-

Claiming best girl

I'm sorry, wut?

yes sir! food time it is.
the reply was meant for me, miss Taiga clicked wrong!
it's april fooooool's though, it's gonna be great!
hello hello Saya! are you well?

Checked friend

Tragic
Sadly I couldn't find my waifu in any kind of outfit like that even if I wanted to
I need more art