ITT: You have been in coma for 10 years

ITT: You have been in coma for 10 years

after this decade, you finally awake and the very first thing you say as you wake up is:

I hope Warcraft 4 is out

i cant wait to watch the new episodes of Zoey 101

What time of day would it be? (Not what I'd say just a question for op)

Why has god forsaken me

My asshole really itches

Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here?

>Oh man i hope wow is finally free to play

Holyshit i can't move since after 10 years of coma my muscles have not moves and i am now a potato

Checkem

Are we back to two genders yet?

underrated

no idea. have a look out the window.

WHO IS THE PRESIDENT?????!!!!!

fuck goddammit fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk!

>I swear that was not my fertilizer in that car!

Where can I get a copy of half life 3?

Reeeeeeeeeee

Put me back

kek

Holy shit, I'm still here after Trump was president?

Has Half life 3 been released yet.....

i need a status report i request to be informed about about my family, my condition and my possessions (i assume this is a hospital setting)

derp
>about about

Bring me all my birthday and christmas gifts I missed

DEUS VULT

>Just 10 more minutes

same tbh

I want to suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole.

TRUMP FOUR MORE YEARS

id kill myself no joke 10 years of wasted life its a point of no return

boring normie faggot

Is Milhouse a meme yet?

Is there a way to get synthetic foreskin yet?

wtf i was in a dream
i wanna go back

>i wonder how my puffles are doing

:(

I was about to post the exact same reply lmao

omg I'm a faggot

Is Sup Forums still good?

My . . . My gods. . . They did it. . . They threw me from heaven. All because I found out. . .
Doctor. You have to listen to me.
God. He is not real.
He never was real.
That. . . THING they worship. They make us think it is a god.
But it is something. . . Else? Something Outside. Something slowly pushing itself into our Reality.
The religion and its spread is just the creature spreading itself across our time.
We have to speead the word! Now!
. . .
AAaaah, I'm just fuckin' with yah. My feet itch.

Just five more minutes.

uhgbg ugab ubb

kek jew

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Did you just come up with that concept for the sake of this post? I feel like I've heard almost that exact thing somewhere, but I don't remember where.