So April fools is tomorrow. What are some funny pranks I can do to my family that won't harm them?

So April fools is tomorrow. What are some funny pranks I can do to my family that won't harm them?

tell them youre gay but be serious about it because you are for making this shitty thread

kill urself

Tell them you got a girl pregnant / (you are pregnant if ur a girl)

Just tell them you're gay and keep it going all day

They wouldn't believe that.
Sorry this isn't a wwyd thread, porn thread, or other threads that are posted every day. Pleb.

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You could kill yourself. That'd probably cheer them up a bit.

Go back to posting bananas in ylyl threads

I should of known most anons aren't creative and would just reply "kill yourself"

Give them a fake lotto ticket and when you win ask if everyone wants to fuck for the ticket. April fools

Stage an intervention.

*have

tell them you've converted to Islam

Not a terrible idea.

Take everyone out to dinner. Then arrange it so when everyone comes home there is a live sex show in the middle of the living room.

You should throw a mattress in the pool. It will take a crane to get it out.

Seran wrap on toilet.

Bump for interest. Dubs demands it

put stickers on the bottom of computer mouse

Fuck em. Love is love, no matter how you show it
>come up to mom while she's cooking
>lift up her dress
>insert penor
>no condor
>start thrusting
>she's crying
>"Why little Jimmy?? WHY!"
>"a-april f-fools mom xD"

mattress pool

Might try it. Gotta get it perfect or they'll notice

Will do.

Bumping for reasonable pranks

Suck your dad`s penis and yell: "April Fools you fag" afterwards.

Cum in all the condiments.

Googly eyes on all the family photos!

If I had googly eyes I would have some fun. Goofy shit.

taking it too far man

Lold

Tape the spray nozzle in the kitchen sink.

pretend to come out of the closet at dinner time with the extended family. post pix

Everyone will fall for that one on April 1.

I already told you fags they wouldn't believe I'm gay

Rig up a noose. Get up on a chair and kick the chair out from under you. But time it just right so someone finds you just before you expire.

When they cut you down, say "lol do u swallow cocks as hard as u swallowed dat bait?"

Duh, you don't just say you're gay. You have your bf fuck you while they all watch and THEN you tell them. Learn how to pull a real prank, bitch.

This is hilarious if you had the resources

Cringe

Unfunny pricks

Have you posted anything funny? I didn't think so, cunt.

This. Or throw a crane in the pool. Takes several cranes to get it out

if you're ok with shoop, make a fake acceptance letter from the Navy or the Peace Corps and say you applied a while ago and will be gone for year(s) starting very soon. Then use it as an excuse to fuck your sister

>april fools

Tell them your in love with your cousin.

If I actually hung out with girl cousins I would. That would be gold.