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gas the taigs

IRA never killed anyone

bit early

*turns the key in the ignition*
*fires up the midlands engine*

Was Tim on Britain's Got Talent?

a very pretty lad

>just ate a butter chicken ready meal
>it was too spicy

fucking hell how hard is it to make a curry and just not put any spice in it

>you did not 'twat' the mayor you fucking spastic

no, but he did audition

I have a girl in the friend group who comes to our sleepovers as well

she is sleeping with one of us and it's definitely not me haha

every irish person is guilty and should be shot

Drumpf is a Cheeto coloured fascist retard

For smee, it's maimen

just put a new toothbrush head on my electric toothbrush and it made my teeth bleed lol

very powerful

THE SOUTH WEST POWERHOUSE

>when we were both out drunk
yeah some 60 year old middle class mayor was in a club smoking area and knocked your drink
shut the fuck up bet you're a sad abnormie twat

Light up the magic for every boy and girl

don't think your teeth can bleed but I get what you're saying

put it on my balls or another part of your genitals

we're all in here

>born in time to experience the future
>it's shit

2bh

CANNOT fathom that, in the year 2017, there are unironic paisleyites on /brit/

northern powerhouse
midlands engine
cornish caboose

put it up your bum

I found this for you
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wonder how many literal pakis are in /brit/ i assume literally every London poster to be a paki, Birmingham too, and Yorkshire a bit less so. Always see British flags in /mena/. I know they hide in here too, in literal shame, would never openly admit they were a paki because they know they would get ripped on for having poo coloured skin and being a lesser 'person'.

Just wondering why anyone would hang out somewhere and try to fit in with a corwd that literally thinks they're scum. pathetic really. any pakis got any insight?

In here lads

wish I was batman

All conspiring to destroy London

doing a think

want to put my willy in a fanny

would love to cum in a pakis arse

Self loathing I guess.

Plus our resident Rasheeds try to wind us up, poorly though.

janny going ham

business idea: lead a happy and fulfilling life

never understood the point of time shifting channels by 1 hour and setting it up as a dedicated service for ever.
why not just record or use iplayer

are there people in this country living on continental time?

>JANNY'D

Wonder if Janny likes our memes

Do you think are posh old men who walk around in their chains and formal dress? The mayor of my shitty town is a 35-year-old bloke called Gavin who is literally unemployed and is a daft twat and i thumped him outside a club once for getting arsey with my mates

no, don't think i will

doxxed

Was really for before the recorded television era.

holy FUCK janny
nuked the lot of them

>literally unemployed
swear he's the mayor

>Just wondering why anyone would hang out somewhere and try to fit in with a corwd [sic] that literally thinks they're scum.

Rorke and Rasheed come here because they love arguing with each other.

A GCHQ employee just threw up reading this.

still don't believe you
post town name or proof of '''''gavin'''''s existence

Going out but can't afford any md

That's jannycide

What's happened to krautchan?

rip all my (You)'s

Is communism more of a Rorke or Rasheed ideology?

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gavin-harding-uks-first-mayor-with-a-learning-disability-appointed-in-selby-10268437.html


>user battered a mong outside a club

same

>ex texts me out the blue
>it was an accident

before VCRs? why'dit only start recently.

the hell you on m8

YES!

HOLY SHIT

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'VE MISSED THIS GIMMICK

FUCK YES

HOLY SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rorkesheed

talk to monica

Go back there with your shitty Finn memes.

compensatory (you) :(

Simply ebin.

Here's one

...

Runtsheed

FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLING
>OOOH LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUCKING SOLID, I TWATTED A MONG

more of a Deano thing

They both hate it.

We need a new name for the commies desu. Robin?

Can't breathe

no it wasnt

she wants to talk to you

call her right now

Because sometimes you forget to record shit. Or sometimes you see an interesting programme on Channel 4 that started 30 mins before you didn't see before. You'd have to be pretty proactive to record everything you wanted to watch.

typed this post only using mtyn nose

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the new waifu

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Not a paid job
>dox yourself
nah

>tfw sociopath
>every time a girl's broken up with me I've felt nothing and don't care

oh wow he battered a fucking spastic

mine blocked me
last thing she said to me was "i have no opinion of you"
madness

>91-year-old who skipped chemotherapy to go on road trip dies

thanks lid x

worst post WORLD

Transgendered people

Globalists who want to replace nation states with a global government system

Extreme Libertarians (NAP-style)

Environmentalist protestors

Stoners and other drug addicts

Casual marijuana users

Tobacco smokers

Heavy drinkers/alcoholics

Minority men who feel entitled to a white woman

Asian masculinity posters

Cuckolds

Obese people with gluttony issues

People who are obsessed with luxury products

People who get tattoos, weird piercings, or extreme hairstyles

People who get ear gauges

Ultra weebs (ex. actually collect figurines)

My Little Pony fans

That's psychopathic not sociopathic behaviour.

what if its not on a channel that has a +1

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chemotherapy is shit and doesn't work

go on

squealed like a little girl at this

Deanos don't care about politics

Rory

putting a 91-year old on chemotherapy is just cruel

fake news

Then you're fucked. It's just a convenience thing.

people who should be gassed?

deploy the elephantos

literally screeching

>91 year old on chemotherapy
Oh just fuck off, why can't they just accept its their time and go? It was their time 20 years ago for Christ sake

>Deanos don't care about politics
either do neo-communists

business idea: get cancer, refuse treatment and die young so I don't need to worry about working for a living