Southerner Master race edition
/brit/
gas the taigs
IRA never killed anyone
bit early
*turns the key in the ignition*
*fires up the midlands engine*
Was Tim on Britain's Got Talent?
a very pretty lad
>just ate a butter chicken ready meal
>it was too spicy
fucking hell how hard is it to make a curry and just not put any spice in it
>you did not 'twat' the mayor you fucking spastic
no, but he did audition
I have a girl in the friend group who comes to our sleepovers as well
she is sleeping with one of us and it's definitely not me haha
every irish person is guilty and should be shot
Drumpf is a Cheeto coloured fascist retard
For smee, it's maimen
just put a new toothbrush head on my electric toothbrush and it made my teeth bleed lol
very powerful
THE SOUTH WEST POWERHOUSE
>when we were both out drunk
yeah some 60 year old middle class mayor was in a club smoking area and knocked your drink
shut the fuck up bet you're a sad abnormie twat
Light up the magic for every boy and girl
don't think your teeth can bleed but I get what you're saying
put it on my balls or another part of your genitals
we're all in here
>born in time to experience the future
>it's shit
2bh
CANNOT fathom that, in the year 2017, there are unironic paisleyites on /brit/
northern powerhouse
midlands engine
cornish caboose
put it up your bum
I found this for you
twitter.com
wonder how many literal pakis are in /brit/ i assume literally every London poster to be a paki, Birmingham too, and Yorkshire a bit less so. Always see British flags in /mena/. I know they hide in here too, in literal shame, would never openly admit they were a paki because they know they would get ripped on for having poo coloured skin and being a lesser 'person'.
Just wondering why anyone would hang out somewhere and try to fit in with a corwd that literally thinks they're scum. pathetic really. any pakis got any insight?
In here lads
wish I was batman
All conspiring to destroy London
doing a think
want to put my willy in a fanny
would love to cum in a pakis arse
Self loathing I guess.
Plus our resident Rasheeds try to wind us up, poorly though.
janny going ham
business idea: lead a happy and fulfilling life
never understood the point of time shifting channels by 1 hour and setting it up as a dedicated service for ever.
why not just record or use iplayer
are there people in this country living on continental time?
>JANNY'D
Wonder if Janny likes our memes
Do you think are posh old men who walk around in their chains and formal dress? The mayor of my shitty town is a 35-year-old bloke called Gavin who is literally unemployed and is a daft twat and i thumped him outside a club once for getting arsey with my mates
no, don't think i will
doxxed
Was really for before the recorded television era.
holy FUCK janny
nuked the lot of them
>literally unemployed
swear he's the mayor
>Just wondering why anyone would hang out somewhere and try to fit in with a corwd [sic] that literally thinks they're scum.
Rorke and Rasheed come here because they love arguing with each other.
A GCHQ employee just threw up reading this.
still don't believe you
post town name or proof of '''''gavin'''''s existence
Going out but can't afford any md
That's jannycide
What's happened to krautchan?
rip all my (You)'s
Is communism more of a Rorke or Rasheed ideology?
>user battered a mong outside a club
same
>ex texts me out the blue
>it was an accident
before VCRs? why'dit only start recently.
the hell you on m8
YES!
HOLY SHIT
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'VE MISSED THIS GIMMICK
FUCK YES
HOLY SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rorkesheed
talk to monica
Go back there with your shitty Finn memes.
compensatory (you) :(
Simply ebin.
Here's one
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Runtsheed
FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLING
>OOOH LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUCKING SOLID, I TWATTED A MONG
more of a Deano thing
They both hate it.
We need a new name for the commies desu. Robin?
Can't breathe
no it wasnt
she wants to talk to you
call her right now
Because sometimes you forget to record shit. Or sometimes you see an interesting programme on Channel 4 that started 30 mins before you didn't see before. You'd have to be pretty proactive to record everything you wanted to watch.
typed this post only using mtyn nose
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the new waifu
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Not a paid job
>dox yourself
nah
>tfw sociopath
>every time a girl's broken up with me I've felt nothing and don't care
oh wow he battered a fucking spastic
mine blocked me
last thing she said to me was "i have no opinion of you"
madness
>91-year-old who skipped chemotherapy to go on road trip dies
thanks lid x
worst post WORLD
Transgendered people
Globalists who want to replace nation states with a global government system
Extreme Libertarians (NAP-style)
Environmentalist protestors
Stoners and other drug addicts
Casual marijuana users
Tobacco smokers
Heavy drinkers/alcoholics
Minority men who feel entitled to a white woman
Asian masculinity posters
Cuckolds
Obese people with gluttony issues
People who are obsessed with luxury products
People who get tattoos, weird piercings, or extreme hairstyles
People who get ear gauges
Ultra weebs (ex. actually collect figurines)
My Little Pony fans
That's psychopathic not sociopathic behaviour.
what if its not on a channel that has a +1
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chemotherapy is shit and doesn't work
go on
squealed like a little girl at this
Deanos don't care about politics
Rory
putting a 91-year old on chemotherapy is just cruel
fake news
Then you're fucked. It's just a convenience thing.
people who should be gassed?
deploy the elephantos
literally screeching
>91 year old on chemotherapy
Oh just fuck off, why can't they just accept its their time and go? It was their time 20 years ago for Christ sake
>Deanos don't care about politics
either do neo-communists
business idea: get cancer, refuse treatment and die young so I don't need to worry about working for a living