Alone at GF's apartment... what do?

Alone at GF's apartment... what do?

Leave her vibe running so the batteries drain

Then when she really needs it in a moment of sexual frenzy, she'll be blueballed

timestamp with one of her sex toys

Search her computer and see all the nudes she sends to guys

Make some coffee and play sudoku.

If it was me, I'd drink all her alcohol.

PUT UR SOCKS IN THE OVEN!

top shelf her toilet

did that to one of my exes, i was dissapoint she found it hilarious

mess

replace that cheap ass carpet in her bedroom

Jizz in her milk

Go to the store and buy some socks that say "I have a job", instead of "I'm a closet homosexual".

shoe on head

It's her apartment... that would be a waste of money

True. Worst socks ever.

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timestamp fgt

this

post pics of her wearing some of that user

She's not here...

>2017
>still thinks girls have nudes on computer
>kek.svg

Must be that time of the month...

you don't have any pics of her she's sent you?

thats easy just slap your dick on everything you can find, so you know if she was to get a new bf, everything he will touch, you had your dick on it

Betray her trust.

you're just waiting for someone to tell you to put on her clothes/panties/makeup/shoes so just do it already

OP here, what do anons want to see?

a timestamp

Is that a thing? Not gonna happen...

we don't know whats in her house bro. surprise us.

Go on graiglist, get a shemale to come around the time your gf is supposed to get home and suck it's dick. Then tell us how it ended.

and i mean craiglist, obviously.

Depends on the relationship. Girls don't leave it on their phones if they have the type of relationship to let each other look through and use each other's phones.

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post a nude of her so we know we arent wasting time replying to this thread

Now do one with your cock hanging into a pair of her panties

post her nylons/pantyhose

Just let the autism flow, really. Shit all over the place or something, but dont forget a timestamp in every pic!

Cum in her shampoo bottle

Do this repeatedly even after this thread is done

Nut in her Face Moisturizer.

Show us her sinks.

her toothbrush, your ass!

I would also like to see this

Bro if her names Chloe, run she got the hiv

Wear her panties. Just take a picture of the waistband once you got em on. I don't wanna see you in them.

find her dildo, put it in your ass then change it's place so she knows you found it

blow his minecraft house

Roll her underwar into toiletpaper and fucking smoke it.

Find her vibrator, turn it on and stick it in your ass.

Post pic with timestamp or you're a faggot scared that you might like it.

post pics of yourself wearing some of that user

Shit found some pics on her computer. She's sent these to me though

that's a guy

Any sextoys?

kek, she's sent them to others too bro

girls don't hoard nudes like we do, they pump and dump

drink a dr pepper with a pair of her panties over your face

It's a trap!

This is not me though.... fuck. It's dated 8 months before we started dating...

>Scared of liking vibrator in your ass

And the problem is?

Switch spoons and forks in her silverware drawer. Swap lightbulbs out for a lower wattage. Deny deny.

LOL

post the video faggot

lul, i remember that

you better rim her asshole good OP

So what's the problem, upload it

How do I make it a webm?

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take revenge and dump her for being a slut

I feel like I've seen this shit before.

But, put dick on everything. Mark your territory.

Well this thread just took a major left turn

This is why you don't go digging around in your girlfriend's apartment.

Or maybe it's exactly why.

I don't know. I did it and got triggered by finding old diary entries where she was whining about her ex for fucking paaaaages and I couldn't help but think. Bitch, I just can't see you putting pen to paper on me to this level.

Never got it out of my mind. Relationship ended up not working out. Lesson not really learned, uh...

Look up online WebM converter takes 30ish seconds

Fuckin kek! Next time you fuck her you should take a pic like that.

Shit in coffee maker and pee in pickle jar.

jizz in her mayo

bump

Rolling for this

gawd damn, we got a whale folks!

Trips demands it

delete everything on her computer and download thousands of ISIS beheading videos

repressed homosexuality. the only reason not to.

>upload it

Here you go. Some stockings.

Are you literally retarded..?

post the video

put them on faggot

Haha no

Same with me, read an old diary entry from before we were dating.

The first line was Danny has the biggest fucking dick.
I should of stop their but didn't. she wrote how she was scared of his cock at first but now the sex is amazing and he always makes her cum during sex.

Wanted to fucking kill myself after reading that.

Wait "must be"? You don't know? I smell bullshit faggot

upload the video you fucking faggot no one cares about her fucking stockings

If it was before you, don't be jelly bruh...unless she watches this shit all the dam time then yeah be a little jelly. Also, post the vid on mega or something.

1/2

Upload the video figit. You can remove audio if you need to, but upload it.

Of course you know he found nudes on her computer.

or leave it there but full of shit i guess she'll find out he used it

2/2

user break all her light bulbs her tv all her appliances then smear your shit all over her wall then when she gets back lay on the ground like a starfish with her dildo glued on your forehead

I care op, you did the right thing, but now the video.

dude no

what the fuck are you doing