Alone at GF's apartment... what do?
Alone at GF's apartment... what do?
Leave her vibe running so the batteries drain
Then when she really needs it in a moment of sexual frenzy, she'll be blueballed
timestamp with one of her sex toys
Search her computer and see all the nudes she sends to guys
Make some coffee and play sudoku.
If it was me, I'd drink all her alcohol.
PUT UR SOCKS IN THE OVEN!
top shelf her toilet
did that to one of my exes, i was dissapoint she found it hilarious
mess
replace that cheap ass carpet in her bedroom
Jizz in her milk
Go to the store and buy some socks that say "I have a job", instead of "I'm a closet homosexual".
shoe on head
It's her apartment... that would be a waste of money
True. Worst socks ever.
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timestamp fgt
this
post pics of her wearing some of that user
She's not here...
>2017
>still thinks girls have nudes on computer
>kek.svg
Must be that time of the month...
you don't have any pics of her she's sent you?
thats easy just slap your dick on everything you can find, so you know if she was to get a new bf, everything he will touch, you had your dick on it
Betray her trust.
you're just waiting for someone to tell you to put on her clothes/panties/makeup/shoes so just do it already
OP here, what do anons want to see?
a timestamp
Is that a thing? Not gonna happen...
we don't know whats in her house bro. surprise us.
Go on graiglist, get a shemale to come around the time your gf is supposed to get home and suck it's dick. Then tell us how it ended.
and i mean craiglist, obviously.
Depends on the relationship. Girls don't leave it on their phones if they have the type of relationship to let each other look through and use each other's phones.
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post a nude of her so we know we arent wasting time replying to this thread
Now do one with your cock hanging into a pair of her panties
post her nylons/pantyhose
Just let the autism flow, really. Shit all over the place or something, but dont forget a timestamp in every pic!
Cum in her shampoo bottle
Do this repeatedly even after this thread is done
Nut in her Face Moisturizer.
Show us her sinks.
her toothbrush, your ass!
I would also like to see this
Bro if her names Chloe, run she got the hiv
Wear her panties. Just take a picture of the waistband once you got em on. I don't wanna see you in them.
find her dildo, put it in your ass then change it's place so she knows you found it
blow his minecraft house
Roll her underwar into toiletpaper and fucking smoke it.
Find her vibrator, turn it on and stick it in your ass.
Post pic with timestamp or you're a faggot scared that you might like it.
post pics of yourself wearing some of that user
Shit found some pics on her computer. She's sent these to me though
that's a guy
Any sextoys?
kek, she's sent them to others too bro
girls don't hoard nudes like we do, they pump and dump
drink a dr pepper with a pair of her panties over your face
It's a trap!
This is not me though.... fuck. It's dated 8 months before we started dating...
>Scared of liking vibrator in your ass
And the problem is?
Switch spoons and forks in her silverware drawer. Swap lightbulbs out for a lower wattage. Deny deny.
LOL
post the video faggot
lul, i remember that
you better rim her asshole good OP
So what's the problem, upload it
How do I make it a webm?
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take revenge and dump her for being a slut
I feel like I've seen this shit before.
But, put dick on everything. Mark your territory.
Well this thread just took a major left turn
This is why you don't go digging around in your girlfriend's apartment.
Or maybe it's exactly why.
I don't know. I did it and got triggered by finding old diary entries where she was whining about her ex for fucking paaaaages and I couldn't help but think. Bitch, I just can't see you putting pen to paper on me to this level.
Never got it out of my mind. Relationship ended up not working out. Lesson not really learned, uh...
Look up online WebM converter takes 30ish seconds
Fuckin kek! Next time you fuck her you should take a pic like that.
Shit in coffee maker and pee in pickle jar.
jizz in her mayo
bump
Rolling for this
gawd damn, we got a whale folks!
Trips demands it
delete everything on her computer and download thousands of ISIS beheading videos
repressed homosexuality. the only reason not to.
>upload it
Here you go. Some stockings.
Are you literally retarded..?
post the video
put them on faggot
Haha no
Same with me, read an old diary entry from before we were dating.
The first line was Danny has the biggest fucking dick.
I should of stop their but didn't. she wrote how she was scared of his cock at first but now the sex is amazing and he always makes her cum during sex.
Wanted to fucking kill myself after reading that.
Wait "must be"? You don't know? I smell bullshit faggot
upload the video you fucking faggot no one cares about her fucking stockings
If it was before you, don't be jelly bruh...unless she watches this shit all the dam time then yeah be a little jelly. Also, post the vid on mega or something.
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Upload the video figit. You can remove audio if you need to, but upload it.
Of course you know he found nudes on her computer.
or leave it there but full of shit i guess she'll find out he used it
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user break all her light bulbs her tv all her appliances then smear your shit all over her wall then when she gets back lay on the ground like a starfish with her dildo glued on your forehead
I care op, you did the right thing, but now the video.
dude no
what the fuck are you doing