Sup Forumsros, how do you tell if a girl likes you?

Sup Forumsros, how do you tell if a girl likes you?

She doesn't.

She'll eyefuck your from across the room

laughs at your unfunny jokes, makes a lot of eye contact. Smiles when she sees you.

no body likes me, i am ugly as fuck

Examine the following checklist:

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1.) Are you money? □ Yes □ No

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If you answered "No" to 1 or more of the previous questions, the girl is NOT interested in you.

Let her hug you from behind, if she likes you you'll feel her huge feminine penis poking your ass.

fpbp

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that's not always true. my friend james is poor as fuck and he always has a girlfriend. i mean he's really poor. he ate a can of tuna for dinner yesterday. that's it. a can of tuna. and he's not cutting.
of course he only dates fat ugly bitches that I wouldn't fuck with OP's dick, so there might be something to that.

nobody asked you, ugly freak

>he only fucks fat ugly bitches
Why would you even bother making this post then? They're not women, fuck off dipshit

he puts his pussy into a human vagina almost every night. i'm just saying.

>he puts his pussy

fuck I'm retarded. his penis, obviously.
i'll just leave now.

Coolio
Mind blowing. Thanks
I'm terrible at making jokes so I should notice this quickly, I look at noses and people smile a lot when they see others like dogs. Thanks though
Someone in their basement is probably jerking off to you user. Don't give up.
Jesus Christ!
Ok

When I see this on Sup Forums , I'm never sure if it's trolling / shitpost, or if you guys really thinks it's true ?

also she will think your dumbass hobbies are cool. and she will compliment your glasses/clothing.

virgins believe it

she will let u put bepis in baginaa :D::D:DDD

I feel sorry for weaboos. The girl will be like 'Oh user, I like the fact that you watch hentai instead of regular porn; you watch anime in sub rather than dub'.

haha :D :D :D

if those are their only hobbies, then they deserve what they get.

Agree

Bros, Im 28 yo wizard ho just went on a first date and i honestly have no clue how to tell if it went well.

We didnt really know each other, just like 2 ours of online chat and I somehwo managed to get her number and a date.

Now, we chatted for 90 minutes at a coffee place and said our goodbyes. How do I tell if she was interested or not. Help a fellow faggot out.

Text her and ask if she wants another date, this time maybe a meal or some shit

Don't come on too strong, just test the waters with something reasonably non-committal

>we chatted for 90 minutes at a coffee place

holy shit, 90 fuckingminutes, are you mad? on a date never stay on the same place more than 45 min, bitches have emotional ADHD, you've got to change the scenery or they get bored, independently of the conversation.

I bet you'll never going to get pussy from that one.

Stare at her for at least 1 hour a day. Do not look away do not say anything. Just look at her, try to make a clear mental picture of every pore on her face, every wrinkle, every follicle of hair. If she likes you back she will come over to you and instantly start sucking your dick. And if she doesn't she won't suck your dick.

Tested this method myself. She won't even bother to take your pants off or go into private space. She will either love having you stare at her that long and suck your dick through your pants or she will try to ignore you.

You got this shit OP

I suggested swapping places, but she said it's her favorite so i went along with it. not really a big deal if i wont smash it, didnt expect to after a first date ever with basically a stranger while I'm a master wizard.

When, now, tomorrow? How about suggesting some kind of whacky activity (for example I know she's into games and there's a live action "escape room" nearby.

Rape and if she smiles or giggles she likes you

Don't interact with her for a while (but not long enough to make her loose interest) and see if she will come to you on her own

if she has a boner when you touch her, she likes you for sure

Cheers mate
wow
double-edged so eh?

Don't text her straight away, give it a few days at least

Activity is up to you, nothing too whacky and no movies since you probably wanna have some chance at conversation. Escape room might be good because you'll have a laugh together if she's into that shit

During high school:
>me and 2 friends seperated ourself from rest of class
>popular girl randomly walks up to me a few times trying to initiate conversation
>we talk for a few minutes, i smile politely
>she does this a few more times
>go to class one day, a bit hungover.
>popular girl's group keeps staring at me
>after a few classes, girl bursts crying
>yells at people who try to comfort her
>turns out it was valentines day
>class hates me for the rest of high school

UNI:
>Drinking at bar
>Drunk girl walks up to me
>Says i'm coming with her and we're gonna fuck
>grabs dick

after dropping out:
>girl at work says we should go out drinking sometime
>why not today
>have some beers and vodka
>listen to 1,5 hour rant about her ex and how this date was a bad idea and she still loves him

I don't know the answer though.

>fat
>human
Pick one

I don't know never really happened to me,
I have a bad habit of mistaking common kindness for somebody actually being into me