Would you win in a fight (to the death) against me?

Would you win in a fight (to the death) against me?

Yes. Of course.

july3p

easily.
nice bracelet too, homotron.

no

It depends if we have to fight in your fucking bomb shelter you seem to be hiding out in.

Well, I win if I want to die.

That's a woman...

it would not be a fight to the death.

after you had submitted to me i would impale your pink anus with my thick shaft.

Sick burn mate...

...

yes

If its staring contest, no one can win to this tool

Yes!

did you look up goku fighting poses before posting? kek

Don't you have a village to terrorize? Please don't waste your time here.

Look at this dude

I could beat anyone who wears eye line. Even a roided up make up wearing fag like you.

I have a porn video of him

kick you in the knee and hyperextend it. you fall on the ground screaming in agony. fight over

Easily.

Ez

I bet with a jaw like that you eat fucking tooth brushes

If I had a gun.
And some distance to use it.

Id go back in time and fuck your mom to destroy your dads prospects

Definitely wouldn't want to break my hand on that chin.

I'LL BEAT YOU WITH SCIENCE, FAGGOT

Depends:

If i start running, would you stab me in the back?

Can you wait to count on my coin?

Who does Skyrim belong to?

You're about a haircut away from being RL Nappa.

>muscle implants
>only knowledge of fighting from watching anime

1/10 would send to hospital

that's a little thing m8

Probably not but I'm pretty sure I could at least take out an eye before you kill me, give you something to remember me by

What the fuck are you, lol

Motherfucker is a DBZ character.

fake lower face mask
sock in shorts

pretty good photoshop, actually believed it at first

What´s up with your face?

it's photoshopped

I beat up dudes about your size daily at the gym, and they actually train to fight, so yes.

Easy...the steroyds

It clearly isn´t

all natural

yes, because in a fight to the death i would shoot you before you even saw me.

I'm a photoshop expert, I ran it through the register, it came out clean. It's 100% real, he is johnny bravo.

This (is impossible)

yes. i have an axe and i'm a psychopath.
COME AT ME

yeah. because I have a gun.

Holy shit your face is a shoop.

nigga you ugly as shit

Fist fight is what I assume you're implying. I don't know, yeah you look very strong but do you have any martial arts experience at all? You could have zero technique and just take one to the chin and go down.

Why would we be fighting to the death?
Wanna do some gaming or watch a movie or something instead?

what the fuck did you say?

Neat, I hope this guy becomes the worlds first super hero or villain.

It's Buff Bagwell

Yeah, I own guns.

Dude you seem attractive but you actually look like a mentally disabled mutant.

Do you paint on that beard every morning?

I think the only thing that is clearly a shoop is the the Bakugan poster. Nobody would ever watch that show, or be a fan of it.

yes because I have a gun :)

Found OP

do you have a girlfriend? if you do, I'm killing myself

Man, Robbie Rotten is way cooler than this guy.

Haha faggot. That's pretty easy for me. You may be bulk, but you're too slow to catch me. By the time you think that you can land a punch, I will have already flown 200 miles to fight in war, been buffed up myself, went through years of training, while your despicable self got weaker while trying to find me. I will then just walk up to you and toy around with you before I break every bone on your body and then eventually snap your neck.

Are you 12?

That was really weird.

Yes

8/10, should totes post your dick :^)

Is you a Lazy Town? So nasty..

without a doubt Sup Forums

Holy shit you can do a kamehameha wave with that.

yes i would bubbles mc fag face

Yes

Brains always defeat brawn

damn that was quick

I'd just let the Aids kill you first

The crimson chin.. is that you!?

Yes, kick you in the balls and be done with it. Also saged faggot

well I assume I have reach, given that most bodybuilders are overachieving manlets. if it's with knives or better, yes. otherwise he will fill every hole in my lanky frame with his stubby cock

Yea. I'm a trained Shaolin monk.

yes, if i run fast enought

How many years to achieve that look op? I'm 21 and gonna start now.

Please kek let this be real

Checked

LOL fagoots watches dragon ball

THAT IS SO FUCKING CRINGY

Come at me faggot

You think you're Goku, I got this. 100% guaranteed I can beat that ass. Zero weeaboos can fight, faggot.

Come at me faggot, second degree black belt here

>u fat
> suspicious lines on triceps that remember me to photoshop
> 2 small chest 4 that big biceps
> hidden legs
i'll probably smash ur square head against ur photoshop or ur pathetic steroids lil fag

edgy af

xd

How many years to achieve that look op? I'm 21 and gonna start now.

...

Well looking at your face I'm betting you're retarded so you obviously have retard-strength. Maybe I could outwit you by throwing my keys up in the air towards you and while you're looking at said keys in the air I'll kick you in the balls and then knee you in your face when you bend over to grab your balls in pain. 50/50 I'd say.

My money is on you'd not only loose but you'd likely die.

Been a long time since I saw somebody who identifies as a attack helicopter your kind is getting rare.

easily too slow id smash your face in till dead

Yes. I'm an ex marine specialising disarmament and hand to hand combat. You will die. Muscles make you big clumsy and slow. Your a fag

>Your
You're*

I'd vote to have your benefits reduced and you'd starve like the dirty gainsgypsy you are.

Easily, i would fucking kill you, pull out a shotgun and blow your damn head off. Do you understand? You little worthless piece of crap.

mod REB