Question for Amerifags

Question for Amerifags
I am a New Zealander visiting states soon for work and to have sex with your females. I has uncut penis (pic related).
Without getting into the whole Smegma/ sensitivity argument do USA chicks find uncut weird? Any experience?

anyone?

In short: yes.

Most women in US have never seen an uncut coc.

fuck thats wild. I dont know one person in NZ who is cut. crazy contrast..

My girl didn't really watch porn too much but she started watching with me and asked me whats wrong with that dick when she saw an uncircumcised one. When I told her what it was she was like Ewwwww. I asked her if that would be a deal breaker for her, she said yeah. So yeah you're going to have problems running into chicks that wants an anteater looking penis.

Circumcision is pretty common here. Will it be "weird" probably but we're talking 20-25 year olds not milfs. Either way theyll fuck it anyway

Right so glad our parents cut it off

well it'll be hard so will look like this. dont expect them to deal with it soft. so the underhand insult aren't necessary
ideal

Im uncircumcised user. my ex thought it was fascinating, played with my foreskin for hours. im sure some girls hate that shit though

i cannot express how weird it is for me that its the norm in usa. I asked a 28YO from Cali who was fucking me about it, and she said its not religious or health, its just done. like a habit.

fucking mutilated jews ITT

>user, that's weird
>"uh, don't you like it?"
>no it's fine... it's just, not what I'm used to...

and then she'll go down on you anyway. it doesn't make a difference but be prepared for a few wide-eyed looks and awkward first reveals

circumcision provides benefits reducing the transmission of AIDs/HIV but that's it as far as I know

oh yup. i have neither and use comdoms for newbies i dont trust. gonna avoid the aids if possible.

Also helped curb sinning, aka jerking off back in ye olde times.

Ewww nasty peel backs

ahh well. i can handle that. shit look at us cunts actually having a conversation about skins without name calling

spoke too soon

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY MATE

Circumcison master race

here it comes.. the insults

I had a friend who has a covered wagon, who hooked up with a female friend of mine. She pulled his pants down and saw it, and said "Sorry, I can't do this."

haha loud and proud i'm not ashamed of my dick
amirite guise

I was cut as a baby and I'm a white non Jewish New Zealander

actually? is that a true story or a cut fags dream.. because honestly it reflects pretty poorly on the girl.. what a bitch

How old are you?
Majority of Americans over 25 are cut
Vast majority of Americans under 20 are uncut

your one of the very few mate

im 25. ill just bang younger girls

us chick here
don't mind either. Even if you have it cut doesn't mean it's clean. As long you wash yourself i don't think most decent girls mind.

Things are different now
90% of under 18 Californians are uncut

always wash. never understood the smegma arguement, ive had it once in my life when i went tramping (hiking for you usa) and couldn't shower. otherwise its never an issue. ever

what changed?

tits or gtfo

My ex was american, she was just curious about it and spent some time examining it.

Really? I haven't seen other guys dicks so I didn't know circumcision was rare in NZ

I'm uncut. It only came up once in college. Some chick was like "uhm you should have warned me". but 1) this was after we fucked 2) she was some weird nerdy chick and I think I was the second guy she had ever fucked 3) She spent the next 5 years being a fuckbuddy whenever I was in town, and I pounded her asshole a bunch of times.

in general guys are way more weirded out about it than the girls I've fucked.

Don't sweat it man. Bitches here are total sluts and if you're halfway decent looking with a thick accent, pussy will be flying at you. If you're visiting a big city then your foreskin wont be a problem. It's the country bumpkins in the rural small towns that might be put off a little so expect less head there but they'll stick anything in their vag.

you dont have to go around stareing other guys cocks in the eye to know. there is just no reason or tradition to do it here. so we dont

I knew some dude who got his ass kicked for being uncut. The chick punched his balls and yelled until her neighbor walked in and she claimed he tried to hurt her; resulting in him getting his ass beat. She later confessed to making it up out of fear, just because she didnt want it and couldn't face the situation.

hahahaha this guy. fuck yea. cheer broski

less about foreskin. more about being dropped as a child. bitch sounds fucked

I'm an uncut American, I find most women are either used to it or fascinated by it. It may help that I love sluts as an archetype.

Women think all dicks look weird.
Any who have managed to formulate an opinion on their preference is a slut, and by that logic will fuck you even if they think your dick is weird.

In the western half of America circumcision has been expensive for the past 20 years
So 90% of under 20 year olds in California Dakotas Utah etc are uncut

No she did that 100% because of the foreskin. Still fucked in the head obviously.

actually makes sense.. i also think having an accent will prepare them maybe

people started talking about it, and realizing what a fucked up thing it is. Sort of like breastfeeding. It was frowned on for some reason in the 70s/80s, as being plebian.

that's a pretty fucked up story lol. oh well, and she seems like the type who would cry rape ( or had in the past )

this. lots of girls are fascinated by it, just want to play around with it. I'm sure there are chicks out there who don't like it, just like there are chicks who won't date anyone under 6'0, or hate hairy guys, or love hairy guys, etc etc etc

good call. luckily im 6'4 and not hairy

6'4. from NZ, accent - you gonna fuck some chicks.

where you staying?

I must have got unlucky then
Hopefully foregen happens

we just had a boy, and we did a introduction to the hospital with other parents - the nurse was talking about circumcision

>If you get your boy circumcised ( like everyone nodded yes ) you will do that blah blah blah
>You don't have to watch.. I watched with my first son - and it was just so horrible, I couldn't watch with my other sons ( giggle )

I wanted to say, bitch - if you can't even stand to watch it, maybe you SHOULDN'T FUCKING CUT YOUR SONS DICK

flying into LA then doing a roady. hope so, recently single so need to blow the back out of some girls

This meme again...sigh.

>have sex with your females
Make sure you bring your consent for coitus paper work and your lawyer.

>circumcision provides benefits reducing the transmission of AIDs/HIV

only with heterosexual couples, so unless you live in africa, or fuck junkies... it is a non issue. I fucking hate that argument.

Hey, if we cut your eyelids off you are .000001 percent less like to have a lethal eyelid infection! Which would be avoidable in the first place, but you know.. its just how we do things in the US!

yeah you'll be fine. have fun!

Well now I know i wont be shot at the boarder for having a cock sleeve, any advice on picking up a root in the US then?

what is a root

is that like when you fuck sheep? because we aren't into that here.

Some """"""people"""""" are unempathetic fucks that need extermination

...

hahaha. picking up a girl for sex. we have enough sheep here thanks. need a change

femanon here.

i prefer cut

Get a virgin, if possible. She won't know what good cock is.

kek shit bro. how did you dox me so easily

you are asking in the wrong fucking place

post your mudflaps + timestamp

na i think the neck beards on here might have ideas but just no delivery.

...

OH I KNOW

>first you got to wear something zany like a hat
>walk up to a group of girls, and "neg" the hottest one
>then hit on the second hottest girl
>offer to buy them drinks>
>fuck the 3rd hottest one in the bathroom
>this will make the first two hottest ones want you bad
>tell them you will fuck them but only if they make out together right now
>take them back to your hotel and fuck them
>make the 4th hottest girl lick your asshole while you film them making out

easy bro

How do you survive in NZ? Everything seems to date from the 1960's and so a bit shit or else it's made in China and so a bit shit. The natives are over aggressive compensating dickheads who freak out if you piss in a river and seem to survive on a diet of chicken only. Rich kiwis are utter cunts and think they live in an episode of Downton Abbey. The coffee is good though. Probably the best in the world. That's not enough though.

let me write that down. almost seems TOO easy

Depends. Its still big in some place but like where i live something like 1:4 aren't cut so chicks know whats what.
Worst case you'd get places like texas where its something like 99.8% but most chicks won't give a shit and those that do shouldn't mind overly much if you explain it.
I got Pearly Penile Papules and most chicks ask if its HPV and i just tell them what it is exactly and that its fairly sensitive and they go from hesitation to fucking with it. Just tell them your foreskins extremely sensitive and most chicks won't hesitate to try and fuck with you using it.

I duno man. I'm old as fuck - seems like Tinder is the way to go.

>hey in town for a few days - who wants to go out for drinks

i live in a fairly rural area and avoid people mostly. i mean. we have the internet and stuff.. and the trees are nice

it is harder than it sounds.. you need a really cool hat that makes you stand out.. but in your case, you are tall and have an accent.. maybe wear some over the top NZ thing.

Make sure the "neg" isn't too harsh... I fuck like 10000 girls a year this way. you should buy my book.

you are roady with a band? shit it better be FOTC.

hahahahah. oh yup. if i went over the top nz it would be gumboots, a swandri and just rub a bit of cowshit on myself

I live as a neet so I haven't survived in NZ

Well fair enough. That sounds pretty good actually. I should have got out more and visited the rural areas. Natives can still be stupid arses though.

something like this

na. as in. a road trip. shit people are going to struggle with my lingo aren't they

hahahahahah. mate. thats me most days anyway. casual fridays at work

just remember a few things.. if you need help with something don't say "give me a hand".. you want to say

>Gimme a quick handy

hrm what else... what do you call girls over there?

natives everywhere are cunts. Look at Australia. same shit there.

The guys will love you! They don't run across a lot of anteaters locally.

a little bit, but mostly grils will find it attractive

girls.. also. I said New Zealander. not retard. I know what a quick handy is mate. But i might still take that advice

im gonna find me a nice American wife and bring her back to nz. yeaaaa

It just felt like I was living in a botanical garden on the outer rim of the galaxy. I get why everybody seems to go in for weed and extreme sports.

Don't it hurt in your pants when your dick is cutted or is it only cutted looking when your dick is hard? Lmao

yea not smoking pot and doing extreme shit daily is like having a foreskin in the US

oh shit yeah, pretend you are just misstating stuff all the time, then apologize for your english

>Hey miss, can I get you wet?
> oh sorry, that is what we call buying a girl a drink in New Zealand

hahahahahahahahahah this.
Until i pull it on a kiwi or aussie chick

Sounds like a survival strategy

It honestly happened. He told us himself, and I fucking laughed for hours.
Was about 20 or so years ago

>bullshit, I'm from NZ
>Well maybe, but I can still get you wet keeeeek
>then fuck her in the bathroom, 100% change of success

hahaha well. you have a point

Anymore nudes?

why. are you a fan? thats the american girl ive been rooting