Racist Joke Thread:
How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
Nine Months.
Racist Joke Thread:
Kevin Cox
Charles Lee
Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike?
It's probably your bike.
Gavin Wright
Why do they put cotton in pill Bottles?
To remind niggers they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Charles Turner
Why is aspirin white,
Because it works
Michael Carter
What is the only white thing a black man has?
The owner
Alexander Stewart
Black people just shouldn't. Period.
William Wright
Why do white ppl support Trmp? Because they're racist hillbillies who wasn't raised right
Noah Bennett
What do you call a black hole that swallows money?
Africa
Luke Gomez
This nigger nubbin on this nigger dick just makes me wanna puke and die everytime I see it.
Dominic Murphy
Why did the nigger cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger
Jace Diaz
Why do black people smell like shit? So that blind people can hate them too
Benjamin Torres
Saw my mate changing his tyre on the side of the road.
"Ran over a bottle"
"Didn't you see it?"
"Nah, fucking nigger had it hidden in his pocket!"
Nathan Peterson
Saw a one armed, one legged nigger at the ATM the other day, asked me to help check his balance.
So I pushed the cunt over!
Blake Mitchell
I flew the Australian flag on Australia Day but I wasn't sure if it would offend any muslims.
So I wrote ALLAH IS A CUNT on it to make sure!
Justin Peterson
What's the deal with black people? They aren't black, and they aren't people."
Benjamin Sanders
Why is sperm white?
Because it works.
Brody Mitchell
why did Hillary lose the election?
because she's a cunt.
John Russell
What do you get after circumsising a black guy?
A spare tire
Jason Young
What do u call 100 niggers on the moon?
Problem.
What do you call 1000 niggers on the moon?
Problem.
What do you call all the niggers on the moon?
Problem solved.
William Powell
What is the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Evan Rodriguez
Two niggers jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society
Luis Wilson
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Luis Wright
What do you call a black woman who had five abortions?
Crime fighter.
Hudson Peterson
Ever hear the saying "Safety in numbers"?
Tell that to the Jews
Camden Garcia
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Isaac Walker
What do you call 20 niggers in a barn?
Old farm equipment.
Chase Baker
Jesus died for your sins. If you don't sin, the Jews win.
Jaxson Watson
Sure, white people can't say the "N word" but at least we can say phrases like, "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and, "Hey, Dad."
Ian Martin
How do you stop a group of blacks raping a girl? Throw a basketball at them
Chase Walker
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Samuel Gonzalez
kek
Alexander Morris
How do you tittyfuck a young black girl?
Break her shoulderblades.
Connor Rivera
Why do niggers always cry during sex?
The mace.