>watching movie
>god appears
>he's a woman
Watching movie
Zachary Gonzalez
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Dominic Hill
how else could god be all powerful but also all loving? hes an incompetent bipolar woman
Luis Russell
Name me one.
LITERALLY JUST ONE
AND
AND
*grabs you by the shoulders*
IF
YOU CAN'T
YOU ARE TO NEVER FROGPOST AGAIN
DUMB FROGPOSTER
*pushes you back*
so give me your best
Hunter Hughes
This has never ever happened.
Prove me otherwise.
I'll be waiting right here.
Carter Myers
Dogma you fucking schmucks
Ryder Bell
The one movie I can think of where that happens was Dogma and that was a good movie.
Jonathan Moore
Whoopi Goldberg in Little Bit of Heaven
Jace Richardson
Dogma you faggots
David Stewart
>devil appears
>he's a woman
>achieve boner
You know the kino
Jose Thompson
Dogma you sniveling shit eating earthworms
Leo Reyes
Not a movie, just flick.
So it doesn't count.
Bentley Moore
>naked woman appears
>americuck goes "wow wow wow!"
>turns away like he's seen the devil
Chase Gonzalez
isn't it ironic?
it's like rain on your wedding day
Anthony Hill
>watching movie
>wait 3 hours for the real bad guy to show up
>it's some skinny Jew would claims that he was working in God's interests
>MC debates him
>evil Jew guy BTFO
>blatantly uses temptation proving that he actually works for the Devil
>MC knows it's bullshit and leaves
>drives off into the sunset
>I WAS SCARED OF DENTISTS AND THE DARK
Liam Powell
>watching a movie
>god appears
>he's not Morgan Freeman
Justin Mitchell
*blocks your path*
Austin Wood
Whoopi Goldberg in Captain Planet
Camden Myers
>watching movie
>god appears
>know madness
I UNDERSTAND!
Jayden Williams
haha well memed
Cooper Perry
FUCK OFF!?
James Reed
go be autistic somewhere else.
Tyler Jenkins
>watching movie
>"here comes mr. president'
>it's a woman
>one of her male advisors try to give her advice on a political matter
>she immediately shuts him down and stares him down
>le woman power
>one of her female advisors tries to give her advice
>"i'm glad I have you around, if you want things done right, get a woman to do it."
end this suffering
Hunter Cox
>watching movie
>Black president
>the world ends
James Evans
>movie
David Brooks
>he watches flicks
Easton Lee
What about Ghostbusters? Gozer is literally A god, and it chooses whatever the fuck form it feels like when it wants to.
You people get so worked up over this dumb shit. God is God. If God is in a movie God can be whatever the fuck it wants to be. God could be a talking ham sandwich if it wanted to be. In fact, someone make that movie. God the talking ham sandwich. $150 million budget, Tom Hanks as the sandwich or the diner who would have eaten the sandwich. Guaranteed blockbuster.
Jayden Thomas
>watching a movie
>God shows up
>it's a bearded white guy
It's current year folks! God is black.
James Miller
You clearly did not see the Almighty duology.
Aiden Garcia
If nothing else good came out of this thread it was the 2nd half of this post
Gavin Diaz
You know damn well that sandwich will be voiced by Morgan Freeman.
Owen Morales
Now I'm imagining David Duchovny talking to this sandwich.
Someone please make this happen.