>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your home
Kiss her on the cheek and say
"Hello sister! How was your day!"
Then sit down and chit-chat while we wait for supper to be ready.
Kick her in the fucking teeth.
>Unzip dick
Ask her out, because I'm not a pea-nad dog-fuck like the rest of you shithole-lickers and sperm-drinkers.
Why you are not in the kitchen
Walk 360° and turn away
I would ask her if she wants to make out with me so i can practice for my crush
I bet Tay Tay finds this so cute that she would do it
Can I help you?
>being this fucking stupid
>being this fucking new
...
>Walk 360
>Turn away
I think you mean turn 180 degrees and fucking walk away
I think you mean you're new here
Such a civilised answer
Call the cops. Sue her for trespassing. Get a lot of money from that rich bitch.
>mfw TayTay is in my house
Order a few barrles of embalming fluid
Demand it's delivered within the hour
Poison her fill bathtub with fluid place her in and cover with cling film
Fuck her pickled corpse at any time I choose then just put her back in tub
Call the exterminator because apparently I have a snake infestation
Grab a knife, pin her to the ground, cut her head off and fuck her neckhole
Get the fuck out of my room! Im playing Minecraft!!
Tell her to give me money or GTFO
not this shit again taylor. i know you love my dick but i already told you your asshole is just too tight.
you... you what? loosen your butthole? ok we can try it.
>then i cry a lot because she left imedentally and i was talking to myself the whole time. i hate having autism.
Tell her to fuck off, I hate feminists and I really hate feminists that don't like the god Emperor
Grab her by the pussy
Hold her in a room at gunpoint, and make her take dog cock in her ass and then drink the cum til she pukes. Film it, release on /b.
i suck his feminine penis and fuck his tight boi pussi
ask to smell her feet while i jack off
tell her to gtfo.. i want a wank and a nap before going back to work
At this point I don't know if you guys are new or just counter trolling. Seriously