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South Africa 259/9d & 235/7
Australia 383

England 283
vs India

New Zealand 271 & 0/0
Pakistan 216

ODI Final
Zimbabwe vs Sri Lanka

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>holly will never sit on your face

She looks like Dave Mustaine

>christmas ads
>christmas music
>christmas

It must be a good feel as a bowler looking up at the screen and seeing the ball crashing into the stumps on Hawkeye. I'd review it myself just to see it.

I don't think you can collapse when you were already 7 down

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Even more autism via a CBA ad on instagram lads

Good meme material

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I HATE that Aldi Christmas ad lads

>tfw no Zara gf

what did he mean by this?

pls

Reminder that there is literally 1 month left of 2016 and YOU haven't accomplished anything

>abdominal guard
>not "dick defence" or "schlong shield"

ELITE TIER
Davey Warner watching CARDOONS on the OLED with its based blacks
Taubman's Sunproof based father and sons painting while celebrating the Aussies getting a wicket
VB hard earned thirst

DECENT TIER
It's a Dolphin starring Slats
KFC $5 lunch, because the easiest decision is not making one (P.S. she is thicc)

MEH TIER
Commonwealth Bank where's my credit card gone, with 1940's music (to impress hipster faggots)
Toyota the power of movement

CRINGE/SHIT TIER
Aldi Americlaps wishing you a merry Christmas
Boatin' Campin' Fishin' fun
Commonwealth Bank howzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat with Smudge, Hazlegood and Muslim
KFC Sorry Not Sorry eating my greasy burger in a posh room
*NEW* Maccas become a Maccas manager

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Crapple iDrone old geezer diving at the pool
Microsoft Windows 10 with muh stronk womyn
All cuck Toyota ads with that ugly """edgy""" """""quirky""""" saleswoman you virgin autists fap over

When fugging girl close eyes and imagine it's a cute black girl being gangbanged by 6+ white studs
Works for me

Cook to go on 99.
Let's make it happen, lads.

>tfw that Holly girl will never sit on my face and rip a ripe fart

Congratulations Mr Cook, what a gutsy performance

Has Sunny Bill already used it?

Apparently that dude was fine. Didn't even go to hospital

what if she already is a cute black girl?

Get some bros around and gangbang her.. you'll cum a lot easier seeing her getting pounding in all her holes

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Gonna watch the new season of House Husbands?

sorry not into orgies

Is that Jay z?

Curtis jackson 50 cent

>it is holy water and the aliens are demons

made me think

friendly banter is good but KP is unsufferable

I graduated uni and lost my virginity (didn't pay). this has literally been my best year since 2011 or so. I'm far from being content, but still. Stop projecting user :^) just fucking hate christmas

>it's an Ian Healy sperg out episode

t. Ian Healy

Based Straffo on things that didn't happen watch

Anyone else have a problem with the commentators engaging with the players? Especially Healy the faggot

Reminder we'll struggle to chase 150

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Asked out a chick who works at the liquor store I frequent, she laughed and said she had a bf, I think it was because I was buying my 3rd cask of wine for the week.

Oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained

BITCHWADE

t. Adam Voges

neville supporters btfo

She turned you down because she knows how cheap you are.

Can't wait for the night sessions with 20 runs to win and Australia collapse

Wow thats really embarrassing

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>hanging out the passenger side
>of his mother's ride
>trying to holler at me

Reminder Lyon's 4/110 for the match has destroyed O'keefes chances of a test career

What did you think of Lesnar vs Goldberg?

Not as embarrassing as falling in love with a prostitute

dickhead, now you can't go back there

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I work at a liquor store, I get asked out by girls all the times. Latest one is 25 and wants me to go for a walk with her. She's a lovely girl but in my head 25 is too old for me.. i am 25.

Thanks, pol for ruining me

Are you ever going to return? I doubt I could.

>WOOOoOOOOoooAAaaHH!!!
>he's bowled the...uh... the umm... cent.... centurion!

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(((Goldberg)))

pls delete healy

Mr Whippy just stopped by lads

Got a Sprinkle flake

>wants me to go for a walk with her
Seems like it would be the most innocent, lovely thing ever or she's a fucking nutjob

youtube.com/watch?v=RXakXogkfME

Also, post themes for Cricket players.

based

doin homework lads

I literally have no idea how to get a job lads

Ian Healy will leave absolutley NO commentary legacy

Or she wanted to be takin around the back and shagged on the grass

Who /atwork/ here?

Use this as your resume

how to acquire a qt high test gf like the kfc ad girl, lads?

Print out resume, put on something decent, walk into the store and give the manager a FIRM handshake.

Hired in 15 minutes lad

Ask one of your mates who has a job if their company is hiring.

>Northern Melbourne Institute of Tafe >Qualifications: Diploma of Multimedia

kek

Walk into the store, ask to see the manger, walk up look him in the eye and shake his hand and ask for a job, duh

Should I have a wank lads?

Are they taking lunch now?

>wanting a job

why

this

I instantly lost all attraction for the Toyota girl when she started dancing.

How did you get this? We literally have all of his personal information now.

There is literally nothing wrong with TAFE

Shane Warne: As good as you'll see

Just voted for catch A lads

Has anyone ever voted in the classic catches thing?

>he didn't play wattle glen rules all summer with straffo and the lads

there is when you're studying at a shit one and studying a shit diploma

has anyone ever actually won anything from it?

Warner will pretty much either out early or be there at the end.

Literally googled 'Jarryd Strafford resume'

I snagged my ex gf with a walk on our first date, bitches love it

>uses a third of the page to say he finished high school and got a TAFE diploma

REMINDER that if YOU like that ugly ""quirky""" Toyota whore, then YOU are a numale cuck.

I used to love KFC, then they deleted their crispy strips. Even their twisters taste like shit now. Fuck you KFC for making me a healthier person.

Reminder the year's supply of kfc is 52 $25 vouchers, and you must literally show your ID when you use them so they know you haven't sold them to your mates

t. Bazza

Give nepotism a shot or drastically lower your standards whilst hardening yourself against inevitable debasement and existential crises

just ate a whole block of coon lads

Hahahaha that's so shit

how the fuck is that a year's supply?

as opposed to you blowing your load after 3 pumps

Renshaw is off the mark lads! He's in form! Confirmed century!