/cum/ + /asean/

Drunk edition

who /jim beam/ here

Sup Forums + Filipinas es latino.

Selamat pagi teman-teman.

>tallcans of bud

i think im gonna puke boys

I really like indonesia desu
Cool place

A chill runs up your spine and crawls into your brain

The freezing touch of fear, it's driving me insane

Although you try to fight, dragged from the silence where you hide

love your flags, baby

I was just joking in the last thread buds

need all my good buds in /cum/ to pray for the Ducks

was last night. Got a bit left.

Aboot?

Our feeling is mutual, I really want to visit north America.

The beer of patricians

I'm gonna set fire to South Dakota's corn

I had an Indonesian boyfriend once.

Senate ISP bill

You're right, they're the face side of the monopoly coin that is american politics

Great post

>5.9
>Pabst

wtf I love Canada now

Stay with me!

There aren't coins in Monopoly you dingus

I like South Dakota tho

Are you a girl?

No

>I had an Indonesian boyfriend once.

Was he cute?

p gay bud

I don't enjoy the company of those who are attracted to members of the same sex.

He was a total sweetheart, a bit on the slow side, though.

"monopoly money" is a saying in english you ignoramus, coins are money

and monopoly itself the game is an allegory to the american pursuit of profit

Where are you btw?

eat some juicy chicken

Illinois, the greatest state in the union

>dumb shit
Shan't

/cum/ game night when?

My neighbor's dog won't shut the fuck up

wait what

I'd be down to play cards against humanity desu

actual choice of patricians

get that pisswasser out of here

What do you want to play?

>Illinois
Chicago?

Hello malaysia
I really like your country
I have been to a lot of malaysian cultural events recently, cool stuff

That looks like it would be good

If he was from the 'go we'd know

>The Sports Network

I hate Muslims.

We about to drink some PBR
No bottles at the club, nigga, we at the bar

Rockford

Strong, belgian type beer. Not for sissies
seeing danny brown live was an unreal experience

5 mans deep mosh

why?

I'm not a sissy >.

I like /asean/ and I like /cum/

Fuck Kansas

Fuck California and fuck Californians

>Rockford
Really? What is it like? I had no clue about American cities besides the popular ones.

What's wrong with Kansas?

you like /sea/men? xdxd wkwkwk

actual choice patrician

get that water of piss out of here

First for I decided to stay in for the night

>sex friend wants me to drive 25 minutes to his house just to bang
I have cereal and pajamas on, why would I need sex right now? I mean, come on

i agree, but i'd apply both statements to so-cal only and the latter to all of california

>new MEXICO
lol

It's a CIA blacksite

replace the "K" with an "Ar" please

I'm going to make homosexuality illegal.

Do Canadians drink this trash?

Aransas?

dont have sex unless you actually feel like it

its just awkward otherwise
when you need a 24 pack for 24.99, yes

It would be Ark you retard

Well? Are you gonna go get some fugg?

JUMP NIGGAS LIKE FUCK 1 ON 1

>Fuck Aransas
Retard

Like Detroit? Sounds ominous.

middle aged working class men drink labatt or coors light

FLORIDA BEST STATE ALL OTHER STATES ARE SHIT
YOU ARE THE ILLINOIS STINK YOU ARE THE ILLINOIS SMELL EWW I CAN ALMOST SMELL IT

"Molson" is Canadian for "beer" dontchyakno

s-shut, im drinking

Just realized I can't get hard on my own anymore

Is that their Bud?

THIS THI THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS FLORIDA MASTERRACE

what are some /cum/ memes?

It's in my DNA cause my pops like to get fucked up the same way
It's in my DNA cause my moms like to get fucked up the same way
DNA, DNA cause my senpai like to get fucked up the same way

I'm not gonna fall for that one again.

...

It's all right
Basically a city of rednecks and brown people
Comfy though. Kinda get aspects of both a major city and rural areas

lmao

That California is a livable state

>dont have sex unless you actually feel like it
>its just awkward otherwise
I don't, and I especially don't feel like driving 25 minutes for it right now. He's overplaying his hand a bit.

No, I'm going to put on 7 Days to Die and get bored in 10 minutes, read some more Sup Forums, get bored again, and then fall asleep on my futon with my dog

BUT GUESS WHAT BITCH I'M COMING BACK
GUESS WHAT BITCH I'M COMING BACK

Idk but it's so shit. Back home my friends italian grandfather used to exclusively buy this shit and I have no idea why

Friendly reminder that Catholics are not real Americans.

What animal is this

thanks for sharing

...

neat

Someone post BABY

Sounds like an idyllic, quaint city. Do they accept muzzies?

>tfw proddy father let my mum baptize me

/cum/ beastlet

Das Juden

That sounds fun

>Eyetalian
EYO
Y
O

What the fuck kind of city name is Albuquerque

Yes we have a mosque