*stares at you*

*stares at you*

?

What.

"d-d-do you like tendies?"

*punches repeatedly*

>rape

look her way *tips fedora* and says my lady, casually walks away.

*stares back* TITS OR GTFO

>Grab knife
>Start laughing like a maniac
>Proceed to decapitate yourself
>Whip out your fully erect dick and start skullfucking your severed head

She got a big dick or what?

go for it

*leaves*

"dah fuq you lookin at"

...

>Grab the unopened package of peeps you carry around in your backpack
>Pull out bowl full of melted chocolate
>Start dipping peeps into the melted chocolate
>Nail your entire family to a cross

>Go outside and collect brown recluse spiders
>put them all in a ziploc bag
>Go back inside and throw them at the ceiling fan

*unzips penis*

*shyly avoid gaze and begin to sweat*

Why whats wrong with calling me Onii-chan from now on?

Stop staring at me!

what the fuck do you want? do you want sympathy?

You know, coffee is a drug. How would you interpret that piece of art behind you?
Some may say [insert text here]. Personally, I prefer to think that all possible interpretations contribute to the whole of what the piece is. What is art, anyway? I was actually referring to the guy that was behind you; what do you think about him?
You should get more sleep, you know, you'll be more intelligent; be able to focus better, remember more, have more energy; sleep is great for you. Neurological disease, heart disease, you die early not getting enough sleep. What do you think about alternative dimensions? Would an alternative you be getting more sleep? If there are infinite realities, are there not infinite amounts of you infinitely getting varying levels of sleep, infinitely?

w-what?

*steals a kiss from you in your confusion*

"Hi"

I'm going to bed because it's what's best for me, I hope that that doesn't upset you, but even if it does, I'm selfish, and I just cannot stay.

*approaches you*

*gets rejected because I'm a straight white male*

I was not prepared to be this aroused.

found the faggot

I wouldn't steal a kiss, at least attempt to differentiate possible different posters based on the content of posts.

*stares back* so what do you want to do now?

*Kiss me right here, user*

you gonna post nudes of her yet ffs?

I repeat myself.

Found the faggot.

*kissu~*

*sweats profusely*

>h-Hi
>spaghetti right out of my pocket

Would you kiss a smoker, user?

>Hey user I really like you...these last few dates were really cool!
>just one thing though..
>fuck trump, right?

Didn't know Rin had arms...

I stare back...
>I'm the creepy one

you want me kiss your chin?

>oh god, my girl/boyfriend is retarded

never say repeat on the internet

Sure, i'm a vaper myself

Who's this guy?

Only if you have a penus/strapon.
Or a strong right-hand.

op is a fag

Hey baby. Get out of my cart and into my bed.

OP must be bae

Found the normalfag

I saw bae so soon ago and was liek DAMN she looks like my ex I'm so sad and curious now
Pepe bless me;-;

Rip a huge fart and blame it on you

Found the moderatelyexperiencedfag

*Gape the pooper*

Let's smoke this user!!!!

/this/

Why don't you smoke this instead? :3

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada - Honourable PM of Canada, Justin Trudeau.

heck yeah. he's a cock.

that being said, so's hillary

because lighting a penis on fire and inhaling from the other side would be dangerous and gross

I am confused.

it's my hairline isn't it? fuck just kill me or fuck me.

Goodbye

Been here since 09 kid

You would lose so much blood that your dick could not possibly be erect.

Is that in the targets Starbucks in South Barrington Illinois?

Boner down, boner down!

As have, coincidentally oldfag.
Responding only because drunk and watching this trap thread, not suspiciously a random other/b/feg. Nope.

Gtfo shitposter OP is sexy af fuck you