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>mom brings taco bell home 2 hours late
I already ate fifteen minutes ago. I fucking hate this family.

They are irish.

They have been forgotten by God since a long time ago.

he got married

Oh well, at least it feels good

kill yourself that'll teach em

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Post music nerds

yes.

I ran out of my house and slipped on some black ice and then as I was collecting myself I saw a qt running down my street with a shopping bag about to hit a similar patch of ice.

I yelled "hey watch out theres black ice" and she stopped and said, "oh, thank you. Are you okay?" and i said "Yeah i just wiped out though" she said "are you all right though?" and I said yeah and wished her good night and she did the same

On my way back there was a random old man walking in the middle of street for an entire block I biked up beside him and said "can I ask you why you're walking in the middle of the street" and he was stumbling and looked rather crazed and had bloodshot eyes and said "because im in a rush" and I said "oh ok good night sir" and then he made a beeline to the sidewalk and as I left he said "I know i should be more safe"

The third interaction was my drug dealer's mom answering the door and saying that he was only gonna be one minute. Weird 30 minutes

To be fair the irish seem to be disproportionately talented in literature and have high verbal intelligence, their diaspora live in well off first world countries too