You wake up in Marseilles

You wake up in Marseilles...

*robs you*

>You wake up in Marseilles
no I don't

I wish...........

isnt that the worst city in europe

I wish

["wallah jte nik ta race fdp wesh hamdullah" intensifies]

To be entirely honest, at this point I'm pretty sure living in an actual Maghreb country would be better than Marseilles. At least Maghreb countries keep their crime rates in check, at this point Marseilles is literally just Maghreb but with rampant crime.

And I promptly go back to sleep.

My world view has shattered.

This would be an amazing place to live without the diversity. White people are completely insane to just give up such places.

Marseille improved since several years. The ar*bs have been contained in the north and are now shifting east.

I take the first train to Nantes before we rob me.

>I wish...........

dreaming the meme

Somehow end up getting pegged by a beurette

Marseille was always my dream destination.
>French
>Mediterranean
>biggest city after Paris
On paper it's perfect

*gets kidnapped by armenian mafia*

>>French

more or less

>>biggest city after Paris
big city = a good thing

I see you everywhere, you participe to all the threads.

You don't wake up in Marseilles anymore

*posts picture if enriched Frenchman*

selective perception

Go back to Italy as soon as possible

Perhaps because he's a tripnigger

Marseille is full of Italians.

HEROIN HEROIN GENE HACKMAN BAGUETTE

That'll give me ~30 seconds before getting shanked by whatever urchins are around me.

Cant be as bad as an American city. Hopefully get to fuck a hot burette.

I go to Noailles and go to the 2 euro snack to get something to eat
then I spend the rest of my day at the Grand Littoral

I think southwest frances is better than southeast. Less arabs, no?

>Written Marseilles
>Pronounced "Mar-say"
The French """"language"""", ladies and gentlemen

>laughing at your 60% of your own language
Wew

Wow, what a fucking shithole

France is nice, and marseille is beutiful, and the city in the world with the best climate that is above 43N.
It' as sunny as lisbon, 2800 hours anually

The former pearl of the Oc world reduced to a maghrebi shithole. Same for Nizza/Nice

Indeed south-west is patrician.

buy peugeot and become a taxi driver

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