Sup Sup Forumsros. Gonna kill myself via death cocktail that im gonna drink in school...

Sup Sup Forumsros. Gonna kill myself via death cocktail that im gonna drink in school. I'm adding the following in the mixture:
>30-40 crushed cherry pits
>7-8 Lily of the valley leaves
>5 sleeping pills

But im making it appear to be a protien smoothie so theres gonna be some peanut butter, bananas, and protien powder in it too.

Is that deadly enough or what because I dont wanna fuck up.
Give me some tips, and what would you put in your death smoothie?

>btw i'll be back when i have all the ingredients and tell you guys in advance to give you heads up to look for me on the news.

forgot im also adding 3 bottles of visine

why will you do it? tell me your reasons first, please.

Life has nothing to offer me. I literally pray every night that i wont wake up in the morning. I just genuinely want to die.

They'll just pump your stomach.

Not if they dont find me in enough time

Where exactly are you going to drink it?

Well i was just gonna drink it in class but i didnt even think about them pumping my stomach, so i might sit on the toilet and pretend to poop

What's the point in doing it at school? If you're looking for the message of publicity, it somewhat defeats the purpose of doing it in privacy. Shock value all the way.

Make sure it tastes good

you'll likely throw it all up before it has a chance to kill you. the human body is a stubborn fuck when it comes to dying

I just dont want to do it at home, plus i have some loose ends to tie before i go.

I'll use tape to keep it in, whatever it takes

That'll fuck up your liver but wont kill you, even if by some miracle you manage to keep it all down while unconscious.

If life is so bad for you, why not sell everything you own and move to africa? Far more interesting ways to die over there. Go be a warlord or something. Being a student is shit, as soon as you're doing something else you might start enjoying life again

I dont want to enjoy my life i just want it to be over, is there something i can choke down that will kill me then?

Underage b&

You'll be a different person eventually. Stop looking for permanent solutions to temporary problems.

Srs though go to somewhere like somalia and get a job doing literally anything you want because you're white. Fuck studying, it's a pointless waste of time

What will most likely happen:
1. you will pussy out
2. your mother's husband will notice his pills have disappeared
3. you will tell your boyfriend about your suicide and he will call an adult
4. You will throw up all your stomach content - no effects
5. You only throw up half the content, you fall in a coma for two days and you wake up with a liver + kidneys failure, chronic pain you will have to support all your life + blood drain everyday
6. Bonus points for brain damage and not being able to suicide anymore
7. You're just pretending
8. Why am I still there?

just jump off a bridge/ bullet in the brain?

+1 (919) 607-4912 do this and text it my guys. U won't regrert

I'm not doing this because im depressed or my life is shit or whatever i literally just want to die lmao. I just need some help getting there

If you're serious, take a fuck ton of iron tablets. Deadly and no antidote. I wouldn't recommend, but knowledge is power.
Also, a better intra vein choice would be a few hits of fentanyl.

Your shake sucks, might get you some gainz though.
>Toxicology minor

I really gotta go to bed now, but I'd like to talk to you more... Is there a social media where I can find you, even if it's anonymous?
Anyways, remember, you don't have to be like everyone else... Live your life happy, do what you wanna do. But I want to talk more with you, what do you say?

>loose ends?

Fag

Please dont kill your self. Theirs porn to live for. And if you get married and have a kid. That kid could supply porn for future generations. Thats one of the many reasons you shouldn't kill yourself.

> gonna drink in school
> you'll get found, stomach pumped, and stuck with crazy bills

Gee, what a fantastic plan

Thanks man i'll give it a go
I dont really see a point to making new friends right before i die
When i told my parents i wanted to die they literally called me a coward. I wanna tell my friends goodbye since they actually care for me

A shotgun barrel?

it seems you are serious, so here is my advice. get a fucking gun or find a high bridge. poison has like a 50% kill rate in suicide, maybe even lower. plus, they will put you on suicide watch and make it harder for you to try again. If you have money saved up, try sky diving without a parachute, that would be cool. or even get a shit ton of heroine and go out at peace.

You'll stop wanting to die eventually. It's just a phase that everyone seems to get these days.

Plus i want to bitch a few teachers before i go

Just slash your throat in front of the class.

Stop being a pussy OP, do you even lift?

Theres no skydiving places near me and i dont make enough money to afford one. Plus i dont want to fuck up with a gun. And theres literally no high places where i live. I need something that fits within my time frame

>death will solve all my problems
What happens if there is some sort of after life? what if you are reincarnated? Do you want to stop existing, or is it just __this__ life that you wanna end?

Look man, from what i can read you really are a whore seeking attention. Even in this post. I mean if you are going to do it, dont do it in front of ppl, you are forcing them to view your depressed dead ass? You know some ppl enjoy life, so do it alone, dont tell nobody neither cause they going to lock you down on a psych ward- STEP YOUR GAME UP COWARD AND A HERO

Aren't guns legal where you are?

Overdose on prescription drugs is the third least successful just ahead of non-prescription drugs and wrist cutting. Roughly 12% lethality rate. This is a far more popular method among women than men because suicidal women generally don't want to kill themselves, just be dramatic.

Seeing as you're suggesting to do this inn a school that sounds like it. Or more likely, you're a troll.

Either way, enjoy the attention seeking, pussy.

(stats from lasthope)

Im not killing myself in front of people lol, i literally just need to do shit before i go it just happens to be at school, im gonna drink this stuff like a regular protien shake and leave to be alone

this. you sound like some stupid kid that is mad about grades or some other petty shit. If you are dumb enough to kill yourself over a fight with your parents or whatever else made you wanna go, then the human race is better off without you.

>Plus i dont want to fuck up with a gun
You pretty much cant...probably the easiest way to go unless you care about leaving a mess

They are but i've heard stories of people fucking up and becoming potatos

There is a painless way to hang yourself, with the rope about 3 feet off the ground. You kind of lean into it until you faint, then do a wee dance and die. Vids on it here, I don't have it

Omg you really are a kid...

you have all the rest of your life, ha.
step in front of a train.
tie your arms and legs and weight yourself down then jump in a lake or river.
cover yourself with gas/kerosene and lit up,
slash up your wrists in a hot tube.
take a over full extension cord to your bath.
take a toy gun paint it black and find a cop.

then dont fuck up. put it right in your head(or heart)
>mfw you are so dumb you even fuck up your suicide.

I've literally already said theres no reason im just ready to go

If you're serious and smart, its super easy. Basically shoot up half an ounce of heroin.
>women ruin the stats, as you say

>buy a $150 shotgun and a $10 box of 00 buckshot.
>put the barrel under your chin pointing into your brain.
>Pull the trigger
>??????
>Profit

You write like a 13 year old. Man stop with this bait, go out and make friends for fucks sake.

just use a fucking exit bag, it's not hard

What type of idiot tries to kill themselves without googling it first.

Self-poisoning is the least successful and one of the most dangerous to fuck up.

Guns are nearly foolproof. If you can miss a point blank headshot on your own brain I don't think you'll figure out how to kill yourself at all.

I'd personally stay alive long enough to learn how to use methane or actual poison. You're going to make yourself awfully sick and ruin your digestive organs. Great plan, genius.

Like you do a sleeper hold on yourself with the rope, then you drop and the rope chokes you

You're a coward do it.

the train idea is pretty tempting

And i do love a good bargain but i dont wanna have to pay to die

Train in the night,
closed casket,
no sympathy,
no regrets,
no pain.

This.
Yeah i could've look into it a bit more.

Take someone else's shotgun, they're not hard to find. Where I like half the houses have loaded guns in them.

People here are too pussy to cross the street without a crosswalk. I doubt they have guns

S H O T G U N

The kid's ability to obtain opiates is directly linked to his parents/guardians having chronic pain. Forget smack

Plus i've never even smoked weed. Im not gonna shoot up right before I die

How old is OP?

17 gonna die on his birthday
>go ahead and roast me

>never even smoked weed

Jesus fuck, no wonder he wants to die

Write a note blaming Sup Forums.

Then kill yourself.

you are underage and b&
i had 5 friends suicide when i was in high school and after a week nobody gave a fuck about any of them
have fun being forgotten faggot your proving everyone right by pussying out
you will be the butt of the joke for many many years so plz just do it in private right now and livestream like a real man you little fucking bitch
slit your wrists/blow your brains out right now or gtfo
>to scared to shoot himself
>drinks poison instead
are you a women or a faggot?

...

this

im cool with being forgotten

I'm 19 and seriously thought about suicide a few times. You're probably depressed or have something else. The good news is that mental illness is treatable. Aside from psychiatric help, it's possible to give meaning to your life. Every human being has potential to leave the world a better place for themselves and for others. The thing is that everyone finds their way of doing this eventually. 17 is a difficult age. I'm just an user but I'd guess that you can be happy and find something to keep you going. Stay strong.

Need some protein for your protein smoothie? *unzips dick*

Your dick has a zipper on it?

You won't be forgotten. You wouldn't think while someone is alive that people will miss them after they die, but someone always does.

this encouragement is sad even though i killed thread for possible tips

Maybe, but until then im gonna stick to the plan

>praying

Bahahaha yup, you should kill yourself

It's a meme ya dip.

>pedophile

livestream right now bitch
if you wanted to kill youself you would be dead
so choose now faggot kill yourself right fucking now on stream or gtfo
ive literally met 100s of little bitches like you where i work and im tired of people you
you mightnrealize this or not but you are worse than a bitch trying to get attention on a mongolian sheep trading forum
either die right now or live until you grow a brain
fuck you you weak piece of shit

It made me wanna kill myself even more

ok bud, time to get real.

don't kill yourself. you can do whatever you want. strike out on your own, explore the wilderness, punch hookers, smoke crack, or sail the seas. honestly if you have nothing to lose, you have the ability to do anything you want, which can be pretty cool.

if you really want to kill yourself though, and that would suck Sup Forumsuddy, buy a tank of helium, a some rubber bands or hair bands, rubbing tubing, and some plastic bags.

put the bag over your head, run the line from the helium tank to your bag, and secure the bag/line around your neck.

this will 100% no shit kill you.

i advise against it, but to be honest, not all of us are meant to live. again, i suggest reaching out to your family, friends, priest, elder, mental health professional before you do something like this. maybe evaluate your life from a different perspective.

i know most of us want you to DO IT FAGGOT, but just this once, dial it back and re-evaluate your shit son.

>until then
There's always a time to start being happier and living more at peace with yourself. I'm guessing you're an American user. It's probably late at night where you are. Psychological issues in males tend to get worse late at night. Go to bed and get some sleep. You deserve it.

That, hurt?

stop giving this fucker attention
user will either die or will not die who cares

le edgy XDDD so fucking edgy ecks dee dee dee!!!11!1!!!!!

Someone cares. Nobody lives in a vacuum.

Suicide at your age is failing to complete the tutorial. Only fools and the mentally ill would do such a thing.

stupid fag how is he gonna get all that shit inside a school and sucusfully kill himself without bomb squad being called
next time you should just do this and rid yourself from the burden on humanity that you are

Atleast i'll sound funny while im dying, i like this idea

Actually at my school prom is approaching, they have tanks there for ballons. I think they'd be pretty easy to walk off with

because only a fucking idiot would actually kill themselves in a school. seen it happen. it fucks people up. go back to jacking off to snuff porn and ponies faggot.

no
im just tired of being a stupid fucking counselor for you fucking stupid teen niggers
99 percent of thoser faggots spout shit out of their mouth and never do anything
be the exception to the rule and kill yourself or leave and never come back because this place obviously fucked OP up pretty good
so i shall reiterate
>livestream or gtfo

do you honestly care if this user offs himself?

Ouch you got me again.

yo my nigga what the fuck

Sorry i know i was being super edgy there for a second

this, worked for me

still no suicide?
user are you even serious this is a just a joke at this point