Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: We will retake Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT

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Hey there #1 heretic. Not much, playing a VN/SRPG. How about you?

thats a good response

Still here

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Claim

did """kyle""" dump you or whats happening

Rory!

excuse me

i mean squash i forgot his internet handle for a minute.

-->might say you seem a bit excitable at the moment.

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he and I are best friends

thats it

i meant friend dumped
might be the 8 chan down caused the stir
and now youve got me all excited too

I wouldn't mind dressing as them once.

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have you seen any recent conflict between us to even consider such a statement in the first place

>and . . . too
jeepers and how! i should probably break from posting before something weeeeiiiird happens
not recent but in the past yes ive seen a lot of conflict not that i thought anything of it really- me saying that was just aimless conjecture intended to uncover the real inside scoop
gonna go watch a sitcom or something peace my brother

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you'd look cute

night bro

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed

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hello hello miss Juvia

Hello Yuuki, Sci, Juvia, et all! Sorry for any names I forgot, and sorry for anyone who's name I don't know yet. How was your day?

Also, sorry for being a depressing drunk person last night. I'm not a sad drunk, just because of the situation is all.

I'm not sure I would want anyone to see.

>purple panties
The very next post
Why do you enjoy posting dirty things at me?

>just because of the situation
hey friendo

ok I'll stop now

I want to see and touch and lick and more

More?

Claiming

Hi Love user!

lewd things

Am now Love, ask for asking

*thanks for asking

What a weird typo...

>Muse

Like?

That guy!

Hello love user
I know but i don't have work tomorrow.
Hello name I'm toodumb to remember so please forgive me
Howare you?
Wait wait wait let's slow down a second
You don't have to stop

hello hello miss Kanna! how are you?
that's good now but why were you sad hon ;~;

:o

wanna do something?

I have an hour of pranking left

hold you and kiss your neck and ripping your clothing off you

And once you have it off?

ahhh that's good then

H-hey?

bugging people ?

Hey friend

Oh, hey, user! How are you?

Welcome back.

Doing good today, stayed up way too late playing Dark Souls though. Got some food and am just relaxing. Also, you figured out who I was! Or maybe you knew. Either way,

Ok I guess
yourself ?

are you trying to get lewd now?

Maybe a little.

I would like to but it looks like the rabbit servers are down o:

hello hello cute lady!
I had to look it up to make sure I remembered the name ;~; I cooked biscuits and gravy today! otherwise just been here trying to make people smile

You know i will, might take a day off work monday as Well
How are you ?
Hello thicc loli dragon

I'm alright myself, I guess.
It's 9 AM here and I'm shitfaced, heh

oh no:
nope

Get some water or nothing until lunch

I spent all day today installing Arch, and then realized I fucked up the installation and have to restart.
What have you done today /waifu/?

Hello, I don't believe we've met, but sorry if I'm forgetting. How are you?

Hello new friend! I don't believe we've met, sorry if I'm forgetting though! What do you go by?

Fight with a cousin and my dad. I refer to my dad with nicknames his friends use sometimes and we were discussing how we feel about that. Cousin felt it's disrespectful because he was raised to always call them Dad, Mom, Mother, Father, whatever. Anyways, I explained I totally got why they felt that way, and tried to explain why I didn't. Just kept saying "nope, it's disrespectful". A normal open dude who I like to talk about different perspectives with just refused to even imagine my perspective, and I cried because it was frustrating and sad. Anyways, we mostly made up, but was very emotional still after. Alcohol didn't help.

>it's Muse, but don't worry it's hard with names

I'm doing alright, how about yourself?

Someone posted Tohru and now I'm pissy

Hello everyone

It seems to: be up now

Hi Yuuki! How are you?

I'll be :on in a couple, watching youtube

Eh, can't complain. I'm doing some homework right now. You?

You mean I should get some СУКА БЛЯТЬ amirite

II'm good! snuggled up in bed and thinking tomorrow I'm gonna eat a lot of protein! meat sounds good

Hey, I'm sorry for being a slavshit, man

and touch yourself?

Sorry for the slow replies, playing League

Thank you for doing that

I don't knwo what that is , wish I did
You are good , least you aren't in my shoes friend

I haven't touched myself. I'm playing kingdom hearts.

maybe you should

I'll try remember for once
I'm doing alright also
Have you been up to anything lately?
Sounds likea good time.
What kind of meat?
>blue haired lady
Kek, you can call me juvia
And I'm doing alright, how about you?

I'd need something to use

Theoretical physics mainly. GlD you're doing good. Up to anything yourself?

Glad you're doing good Kanna. I'm doing alright myself, thanks for asking. What're you up too atm?

Thanks user. It's won't likely come up again anyways, sometimes we'll just argue is all. Anyways, back at my mom's for now which is good.

Doing good, just music in the dark atm. What class is the homework for?

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ahh... mashed potatoes would have made sense! I just made the biscuits, and made the kind of gravy that you put a lot of sausage in, and then I did scrambled eggs! it was like a big breakfast for dinner

*glad your doing good.

Typos...

>Muse

Put Tabasco sauce on biscuits and gravy

Ooh, was this your famous gravy you were excited about after you get groceries : D

>tfw no one responds to your shitpost

Data Structures. Lots of search trees and stuff. I hate this so much

that's good that it's calmed down now

Heeeey, my slavshit buddy, let's go b o w l i n g
T-thanks, lad!

licking ?
spanking?
cute boys like you?

Sure I guess

A person would be nerve racking but I'd want it

T-that was a GTA IV reference.
B-but I would love to have someone to play vidya with, h-heh

Panties nice.

C-come on, user!

I can't run that game
what is your id ? maybe we have some in common

is rabbit down for you? :o

how bad?

I see. That sounds tedious, I'm sorry. What are you going for at Uni?

I shall : )

And hey, delicious is delicious book or no! I'm a tad jealous of you though, despite the fact that I can't get it now it sounds delicious...

We went over this earlier. Your waifu is hot.

I'm not sure at all