God Sup Forums someone please fucking help me

God Sup Forums someone please fucking help me

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Holy shit! Ur still crying on here? Pls fucking kys

Dude what?

Do you have a post box yet?

no i don't

i don't know

dude please i will kill myself but does it really matter when? it's not like i have any chance of passing my genes on anyways. but yeah i imagine soon

Oh look, it's the crybaby again.

i'm being as sincere as possible. please help me be sadder so i can fucking end my shitty existence.

I reckon you'd feel better after sucking my cock and swallowing my cum, OP.
What say you?

Get one, they're $70/yr

Rolling for this

Man, what's wrong? Wasn't here for the original thread that apparently existed.

>what say you
well i can already tell you're a faggot by the faggoty way you worded that.

i don't even get that much mail though, it would just be for the one card from you

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asking everyone to check out my new youtube channel check it out for grate gameing

lonely and hopeless

You mind elaborating? How deep are you?

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What makes you think im a faggot? Im just offering OP some honest help.

Don't do it OP you don't wanna miss Donald trump's impeachment

I'm guessing balls deep.

meditate on the suffering of existence and espouse compassion for all sentient beings

jerk off til you fucking die

Let me know how Harambe is doing when you do it. Kek!

never hugged a girl, 26, haven't hung out with people since fucking 6th grade. never had a friend. so super fucking hopeless. and lonely.

Serious question OP, would you consider sucking my cock before killing yourself?

ew kill yourself faggot!

Read. google.com/amp/thoughtcatalog.com/elias-witherow/2016/06/most-people-think-you-go-to-either-heaven-or-hell-what-i-experienced-was-much-much-worse/amp/

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will do when thread dies

Why so negative? You might enjoy it a lot and not want to kill yourself any longer.

let's see a timestamp OP.

fuckin phony

Ok op I need you to do me a favor. I need you to walk down to your local hardware store and pick something up. It should be in the back near the light bulbs and the wood nails. Its a bottle of "man the fuck up" it should be in a blue bottle. Its fairly cheap too. You could get it with a little effort and fix your life.

i'm to the point that i would if you can arrange for me to hug and cuddle a girl and immediately shoot me with a gun upon completion of the contract.

Ok so even if you're completely trolling, why don't you just nut up? Stop being a victim. If you want to kill yourself then you literally have nothing to lose. Why don't you give it a go, fuck everything else (cuz death is always waiting) and try to live the life you want.

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Okay, that's pretty fucking deep.

Listen, OP. I realize you're in bad shape emotionally right now. I get it. Shit, I've been there myself. Never been in a relationship, only hugged a girl once, fat fuck, short, ugly as hell, the list goes on. You know what I did? I started working out. Nothing serious, just cardio and a few work out sessions at a free public fit camp I was lucky enough to find in my area. I lost 40 goddamn pounds. I'm getting down to weight so I can become an Airforcefag. Listen to me. Read these words and take them to heart: STOP BEING A BETA. If you want purpose in life, find it, or make it yourself. Or, alternatively, get down to weight and join one of the armed forces in whatever country you live in. They'll give you purpose, I promise you. At the very least, if all you crave is death, you can sign up for a combat role. If you find out you don't want to die, then talking to grils will be the least of your worries after getting fucking shot at. No matter how deep you crawl into the shithole you dig for yourself, you can always crawl out. You gotta fucking WANT IT, though.

That's a boring way to kill yourself. At least record it so someone else can enjoy it.

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