Secrets thread

secrets thread

I gotta get into bed without my wife knowing I'm wearing her favorite thong

I have an averaged sized penis

I have a picture of my friend showing her ass in a group video chat game of truth or dare. She found out I had it and I convinced her that I deleted it. I still masturbate to it sometimes even though it's not even that great.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CUNT THAT WRITES ON BOOKS

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I pushed Eric Clapton's son out of that window

post it!

Why not just tell her? Is it really that big of a deal?

My stepdaughters are at their father's this week. I got through the 17 yo old panties drawer and came on all crotches. When she comes back, she will have no choice but to wear my cum

I don't understand people who get off on their dried dead sperm being near women they have a crush on. Have you seen jizz left alone for too long? It's nasty and there's nothing sexy about this "cum indirect proximity fetish"

My nanny used to fuck me

post pantie pics!

Pics or it didn't happen

Dubs requesting the pic gets it

kill urself pls

I just rolled trips here, let that count please

Aight you said please so I gotchu. I gotta find it real quic

no. roll for it

The feds must have so much fun on here

what do ya know. Post the ass pic

thank you user.

roll for request

rolllll

>digits confirm

I lost my mind in college. I literally thought people could hear what i was thinking. Self treated.

nice

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pics or it didn't happen

Ass pic guy here. I'm on mobile and my phone is crapping out. Keep the thread alive and I'll get it to you guys don't worry

bumping for OP to deliver.

I wouldn't tell my family, but I see no reason for me to carry on. I'm completely useless. why even go on when I now I'll probably spend my life doing minimum wage shit-tier jobs

end it all

I'll also probably never reproduce

come on op!

buuump

Never let it be said that op doesn't deliver

Bless your soul user. She has a cute ass. Got a face pic to share by chance?

Also sorry for the wait. And sorry for the pic. I DID mention that it wasn't a great pic.

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I regret not getting interested in sports or cars as a kid. But to be fair I never had a dad to teach me until I was a teen and wasn't interested in gaining anymore hobbies or studies since I took all ap classes and did everything I could with JROTC.

you should fuck her user. You would be stupid not to

I got my friend raped then convinced her it was her fault.

fucking lol

Was she embarassed when she found out you took a pic?

I'd would fucking love to. And I probably could have in high school. But she's a Jehovah witness and after graduation (a year ago) her family cracked the fuck down and she isn't allowed to leave her house except for work and she doesn't have a car and can't move out.

story please.

I've fucked over 60 escorts.

Yes she was very embarrassed. Quickly turned to cute anger. Then actually hurt until I "deleted" the pic

Good

you be a fucking trooper and get in there! Find a way in and fuck her

I KNOW THIS GIRL

A.R.

Is A.R. supposed to be her initials? If so you are very mistaken bro sorry

I think i can honestly say that my chance has passed. She talks to me about guys she likes and talks to. I'm pretty friend zoned but I'm fine with it

Eh.Friendzone doesn't really exist.Just tell her hoq much you wanna fuck other chicks and she'll give you a weird look then suck your dick.

you won't be able to get out of the friend zone with that attitude. From what you're saying it sounds like she trust you a lot. You could use that to your advantage

Is she actually a true jehovas witness or jsut doing it because she doesnt want her family to disown her?

She seriously considered leaving for a bit but backed out and is staying for however long. It's a long and shamefull process to leave the j.w. she would never be allowed to talk to any of her family again and that's the only reason she stays.

Yeah I'm familiar with what they do when you leave the cult (ahem, 'religion'), happened to a friend of mine. If you'd be willing to handle the emotional side of things, I'd bet you could get her to be free and maybe she'd fall for you because of it.

Do this.
Girls often become jealous and will actually do something when they fear they might lose you to competition.
If there is no positive reaction immediately or within a few days - start hanging out with other girls, even ones that aren't as pretty as her.
She will either try to make it clear that she wants you for herself, or you will end up having the new girl as a girlfriend.
Works well for you either way.

Keep moving forward in life.

I had a relationship with an astronaut's granddaughter just so I could meet him.

I would give this a go if we were still in high school. We used to see each other every day. Now that we've graduated we are both busy as hell and I have seen her twice in the past year. We communicate via group chat and group video chat obviously.

>Be us
>Be at a house party
>Friend is drunk and sperging out
>Calling girls sluts and whores
>Acting all goody goody cuz she never fucked
>Keep feeding her drinks
>Get her completely wasted
>Take her up to a room so she can pass out
>Find the guy she was crushing on
>Tell him she's waiting for him
>Tell him she has fantasy about being forced a little
>Say he shouldn't stop no matter what
>Follow him up
>Say I'll look out
>Watch at the door
>Bate like crazy watching
>He doesn't go too hard but she definitely says no and tried to push him off
>A lot
>He pulls out and shoots all over her
>After he leaves I go in
>She starts crying
>Tells me it was her first
>I tell her she was flirting with him all night and practically drug him to the room
>Convince her that's what happened
>Still crying because she was "saving herself"
>Lulz

Then you have nothing to lose.
Time to take some risks regarding your work. Apply for better jobs, if you apply it raises your chances above all those who didn't try.

Start gaining qualifications, from short training courses at first. Build yourself up, make yourself more want able and useful.

This is some killer advice user but I definitely wouldn't be able to handle that. She would have literally nowhere to go and I can't have her at my place. I work and barely make enough money to support myself. She's been dependant on people her whole life and I wouldn't be able to handle her. Bottom line: the cult has fucked her up and I've seen her go through a shit ton of dudes and they all end up leaving her for being super clingy and needy and jealous and psycho. Thanks for the advise but on this one I'm making the choice to stay friends.

That's alpha as fuck user. Was it worth it?

Yeah, I don't blame you user. There's a lot that would go into helping her through that. You'd be her emotional crutch which would be super draining, you'd have to support her, and you'd also have to deal with the fact that, if she regrets leaving, it would partially be your fault. Maybe one day once shes older she'll leave on her own and you can pursue a relationship then. You'll get her one day.

Then either make an effort to see her regularly, in person, or move on and find a girl.

You can't just languish in this state - waiting around for her forever.

Make something happen, propose a date with her spontaneously. Say "I feel like seeing you for real lets meet at 6 on friday and have something to eat".
If she rejects due to schedule, then set a date for the weekend or next week.
If she rejects any day, then say ok no problem.

Then know that you've given it a good try and made things clear. After that, dedicate less time and less effort towards her.
If she is leaving you hanging like that, there is no need for you to prioritise her.

You can free up your time, see other girls and move on in life.
Spend the time working on yourself, learning new skills, studying harder and so on.

Absolutely.

Yeah. Hopefully someday she reaches out to me. But in the meantime I need to work on myself and furthering my career.

Post them user

Requesting pic of whoever A.R. is

already posted

you're a true American hero user. I'm proud of you.

You met Gene Cernan?!?

My buddy's ex is a hot big titted milf. I have a bunch of pics and videos of her naked, sucking, fucking, playing with herself, taking loads to her face, etc. This upscale bitch would be so humiliated and embarrassed if she knew that people have seen every inch of her and know what her most intimate moments behind closed doors look like. Gets me off to share them!

Then share em!

Witnessed a gangbang that went viral

The "victim's" true story is that she was begging for it to spite a bf.
Now she's on national television pretending to be the victim feminist.

I can utterly destroy her world as in my version of the video she is clearly asking and begging to be fucked.

I'm waiting for her to become even more famous so i can crush her like a bug.

cringe

But with a fair point tbh

You mind sharing?

Is it cool to email you?

Yeah. [email protected]

i have been training the last few months to cum faster,
now i can shoot in under 10 seconds!

The reason I can't give you grandkids is cause my dick doesnt work, I have body image issues and I'm addicted to porn, not that I actually don't like kids.

Go back to your other thread

me and a friend been banging my kids second grade teacher

fuck you, i can do whatever i want

How did that start up? Do you guys double team her?

i actually 5 people

Fair enough

>24yo
>virgin
everybody thinks I am not...

>checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and she said it would be okay.
>her man opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn’t recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher
> after initial shock, she figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us
>see her a few times a month now

Eh, ive read better fake stories

I cum in my sisters food every day since 2 weeks

Dude, this is resolvable.
Your dick might be porn induced erectile dysfunction.
Look at yourbrainonporn.com for info.

Stop fapping, stop porning.
First couple of weeks are the hardest, then it become easier.

Stay very busy, around other people as much as possible. Go to sleep early, wake up early.
Maybe go on a trip somewhere with shared accommodation for some weeks or longer to help.
Think each time, do you want bullshit porn to control you or do you want to have a healthy life where you feel good about yourself.

Every time you feel the urge to fap or sit down to porn, say out loud NO and do some pushups or go for a walk or a run.

Eat healthier food, spend your time cooking and preparing it.
Exercise every day.
The exercise will boost your mood and after a few weeks it will become a good habit.
Don't strain yourself, go to 85% of your max.

When did these threads just become sexual fantasy discussion? Half this shit sounds like a "dear penthouse forum" letter, the other half sounds like a prison shower jerk off

thats hot. do you watch her eat it?

I have watched my mom fuck other guys

This.

lel good one lmao