Quickest way to make money Sup Forums?

Quickest way to make money Sup Forums?

Sell your possessions, sell drugs, or steal it.
Otherwise, get a job.

did you try becoming a refugee?

Armed robbery

Be a stripper.

good idea, free house, food, and you can rape whoever you want

Quickest way? If your a skinny teen men will pay handfulls just to suck you off, or be sucked off.

Matched Betting

Painting your skin white.

Sell your mother

Buy some at the money calls of AMD that expire the day after their ER on 4/21...double your money.

When and where, I'm down. But honestly, where would one break into that kinda business? Completely theoretically of course.

Sell your butt, 300$/h, minimum 2hrs each time

Life insurance then kill yourself

write I LOVE RONAN on your dick and post a pic, I'll paypal you $10

offer is open to anyone with a penis

go to parties and deal drugs

buy a shitload of chinese fentanyl for nothing, cut with baking soda, sell as heroin and/or party favours

$20 and i will

I need the Money. Email or somethin?

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I think this is the correct answer.

There used to be jobs on internet from our country, which were data mining jobs they paid hefty amount just for 2 hours but they got closed ;_;

anything similar exist??

anyone have tips for burglary and theft? i am considering taking some jewelry and stuff from houses, but I'm still trying to work up the courage. also, stealing from cars, pickpocketing, even lock picking, anything of that nature would be cool.

>Taking things from families and people is the lowest form of theft.

I hope you die in a fire you faggot

>Internet marketing

You can start right away

how??

I'm currently writing a guide on how to make money from Facebook with internet marketing

Basically sign up to an affiliate network and promote their links. Easy.

Niggers do it her on Sup Forums but you don't get good conversion rates from the cancer here.

Backpage/Craigslist

Where can i access this guide when its complete? Im genuinely interested

Lock picking? Forget it mate. Instead, look for loose windows - second story windows/glass doors with balconies are good, people forget to lock those all the time.

Do it during the day, faggot, so no one is home and people will probably not notice you. With a sliding glass door you can often open locked ones, by pushing upward and away from the little hook lock, slips right out. Wear gloves, dipshit.

I will do it. Kik bagelbeetoo

I'll upload it to one of my sites.

Send your email address to [email protected] and I'll send you the link when it's done.

I'm working on it now so it might be finished later.

sucking dicks.

should i wear a mask, or is that to suspicious? how do you scout out a house for a target? where do I look once i'm in?

here's a quick way:
make a patreon and make pony porn (sfm of vectors)
i'm serious

Cheers Z

Spread legs

Z?

What

maybe stop being a nigger

Be a nigger

Zile?

Conflicting views here...uhm.

Make your mind up Sup Forumstards

Buy cheap
Sell expensive

It's very, very fucking easy.
I easily make around 1500 a month just from eBay

You need to start doing this

>business man advice
>cant spell properly
>uses shitty urls noone will trust

What kind of products do you usually buy? What most the makes money?

interested in this

one one hand if youre a nigger you get welfare but if youre not you can get an easy job

>getnada
That your site? If so nice

where do you buy?
what do you buy?
any haggling techniques?

Marry into the Trump family.

I was a male whore for a couple years. That was quick easy money

any stories?

I'll pay eh $100 for a BJ and giving your girlfriend or sister a vaginal creampie if interested.

Who knows of any promising companies, career choices, or apprenticeships in the metro Detroit area?

Amazon mechanical Turk?

Don't think it pays much though. Anyone try it?

Nothing particularly interesting.
Found a Doctor that would give me $100 a visit to spend time with him. He would give me a bj and play with my ass, but wouldn't fuck it because he had like only 2". Bad burn scars all over his body due to a plane crash. Other than that, he was a pretty cool guy and was a regular after I stopped for more than 2 years. Last time I saw him, he gave me $300.
I liked being a male whore. I mean, if you are going to sleep around, might as well get paid for it.

Or you can drop ship find stuff on Amazon sell it on eBay for $20+ more then what it sells for on Amazon make sure it's not being sold for less on eBay have Amazon prime and ship the item to eBay buyer it technically against the tos of eBay to do this but I've noticed I bought at least 5 things off eBay that came to me as a Amazon gift.
You can also use overstock as a drop ship.

so... you only fucked around with dudes?...

Ya, mainly only men play for sex.
Rarely women do, and when they do it's only for your silence.

Cross the US border illegally, shit out a vagina turd, then apply for SSI/Welfare at the Social Security office and claim your vagina turd has ADHD..

1. Tinder
2. cutie.jpg
3. Description: "Send $5 and see what happens ;););)"
4. Retards send you money, ignore and move on to next victim.
5. Profit

Rob a place and have a nice week

>file name Deadprez.jpg

Dead presidents is the name of some heroine. Just sell that it's works great.

Lolz gj

Got banned for doing this lmao

Honest work, sorry! :-)

Make a HYIP page :D i want put the HYIP pages down...

this is actually genius,how high is the risk of getting in serious trouble with the law through doing this?

It's scamming so..... use your head

>727754514
i know it is... but like what are the chances of getting done from this?

Used to run a delivering service.
Cash only.
Worked off of referral only.
Guys would put a bag in my car, never opened it, never have the bags a second look.
Took them to the destination, got the other half.
Between 800 and 1200 a run.
Be white guy, don't look supusous.
Was prolly drugs, or something I'd do real time for. But, I will never know.
Went of for a year, paid for my house, new car, and a ton of hookers and blow.

sounds like a good movie idea

this

answer, nigger

Sometimes life is a fuckin movie. But with real consequences. I've done runs in California, Texas , pretty much the entire east coast. They weird thing was, the bags where never that big. It could have been anything,

did you ever look in one of the bags? cmon dont lie, you can be honest here

Is it legal to buy the Chinese shit?

Nah, dude. I wanted after a few weeks, but I didn't wanna fuck the doe flow. And it didn't really matter what is was. That's how I justifyed it to myself so I wouldn't look. I get my money, I pop the trunk. No names, and never had an issue. Oddly enough most of my clients where old guys in suits. And one black dude who look like he was straight out of a 50 cent music video. The grill and chains, the whole deal. Stilll, never had an issue. Green text the funny story? Any lurkers?

>Quickest
>Get a job
Neh

Yeah greentext go.

and how did you gain these peoples trust?

BE A PIMP

Wellllllll, there isn't any trust in this. Just Mutual gain. Also I always held up my end. As stated earlier, only worked off of referral.

free $$$ too.

>be in Pittsburgh
>pull up to clients
>old client white
>new client HoodMan.png
>roll down passenger window
>he unlocks door from inside, getso in.
>'wutz guud homies? Hear u was dude who can get stuff places.??'
>me-' Yeah, 1 thousand and a adress' said I demanding
>'ight white boy'
>got bag in front seat, normally in trunk
>fuck it on my way to South Carolina
Sorry slow at typing

open your asshole

>get to destination
>more nignogs.jpeg
>pop truck Cuz force of habit
>5 hand guns, 2 AKs aimed at the car
>'u one dumb motha fucka tryna rip off Marcus.'
>fuckiknow2much.panic!
>me-'shits in the front seat homie.'
>nigga finds bag, opens said bag.
>pulls out a birthday cake. 'Aww Marcus is ma nigga'
Almosy got my head taken off over a fuckin cake. But, the niggs invited me to stay for the party they had to throw now. Stayed, have my first black pussy, and still to this day the best weed I ever had on the east coast.

yeah it should be called Transporter or something

But it's not really. Find out what $5 gets you.

Nothing. Nothing was promised

>that cuck in the back carrying the interracial baby of jamal and stacy