G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Job interview on Tuesday

g'luck on it.

Cause I get blowjobs several times a week and I don't wanna miss any

nice. who gives them to you?

My wife

I've got to buy some rc car parts

Because I'm pretty happy with life right now and I'm always improving.

Yeah she's great isn't she

I just woke up naked in my parents bed

cool. sounds like you ahve a good wife.
how long married?
cool.
that's great. keep at it.
sounds like it.

My music is getting exponentially more popular and I wanna see how far I can go with it

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Too lazy, same as every other day.

Also my sense or respect for my boss without at least giving a notice

my gameboy advance games will arrive here any minute now, but i do have a worrying pain in my right ball, so i might kill myself

nice. hope you make it big.

Goto the docter user the testicle might be twisting, might need surgery but at least you could still have kids

because i'm love with all this fucking shit

Because I'll probably drink until I pass out instead. I did get some pussy this weekend which was cool though

isn't that for extreme pain and swelling? btw i've had pains before, and those I were able to wait out

also would there be a way to untwist it myself?

Because possible bj

1. Not while I have a chance with her
2. Don't wanna traumatize the person that finds be, but wanna be found for a proper burrial, so not while my parents are alive