He imagines a voice narrating his life in the third person

>he imagines a voice narrating his life in the third person

delet

> he imagined a nice and comfy life next to that girl he secretly liked

DELET THIS

STOP IT

Not this thread again

>he imagines himself making a Hitler-esque rise to power through his imaginary oratory skills and charisma and saving his country

you guys are going too far

>he imagines himself saving the girl he is secretly liked in zombie apocalypse

i actually imagine i talk a lot when someone asks me something, and i explain something with full details.
but then irl i just say yes or no when someone asks something.

same

Same 2bh, I like to plan out and remember entire conversations and responses word-for-word in my head, but I always end up saying nothing when it comes down to executing them.

>he imagines modern society plumbing down into total anarchy just so he can apply all the (most likely untested) knowledge about wilderness survival he has gotten through the dollar bin books.

just saw "Er Ist Weider Da," this month, so my internal narrator's voice is currently that of a thoughtful and sharp willed comedian

>He imagines a disastrous circumstances placing him and her together in a position where they are both vunerable and quickly learn to depend on each other in what eventually turns I to a loving relationship

jesus....

What?

>He constantly imagined that the cute girl he liked would come back to him in a desperate manner saying a generic "I've always loved you" statement

OH FUG I AM LAFFIN'

ITT

me on pic

not me on pic

>he imagines himself getting lots of (You)s by posting a derogatory image that in reality is probably is a good descriptor of himself

FUCK

(You)

@72776384
Fuck off you were supposed to give me a (you).

and what would the alpha walk be like

-Hair remains perfect in the wind
-Head Straight Up
-Looks straight, sometimes Up.
-Looks everybody in the eye
-Back perfectly straight
-Listens to everybody
-Establishes Dominance by being Mean
-Just the right amount of Tense
-Always keeps his hands in a normal position
-Walks just right
-Perfect arm movement to give off an alpha effect

I actually walk extremely slowly and constantly get passed by. Upper half is pretty spot on though.

see that i dont

Go back to , Mr. Calvino.

>He imagined finding a secret dimension door in his basement that led to a another medieval-like world, and with his knowledge he would gain king's respect, marry the princess, rule the kingdom and when he is really old he would turn back to his world and only one hour passed

me

narnia?