How do you break up with a girlfriend ?

How do you break up with a girlfriend ?
Do you like just stop talking or do you send her a message?

Imagine a scenario in which you found out your girl cheated on you on a trip and one of her friends told you.

Use her guilt of cheating to get anal first.

You confront her about said subject but before that try to use her guilt of cheating to get anal.

Tell her the truth. She will do the rest.

Guilt/anal

First try anal, use guilt

What if were sexually open and already did anal / other kinky shit

Scat obviously.

>Do you like just stop talking or do you send her a message?
those are both bitch moves.

you find your fucking balls and you talk to her face to face like men used to do before the world went to shit.

Care to greentext how it would pan out?

Fuck the friend that told you about the cheating

use guilt to fuck with her and get her to admit it but have it recoded so you send it to her parents. fuck her friend. literally move all her stuff to the front lawn and change locks

sure, done it before and probably will again.

>take bitch out to coffie or something, if she is especially crazy take her to public place so she doesn't spaz, if she is super fuckin crazy take her to a non public place so your not embarrassed when she does spaz.
>say listen we need to have serious talk
>i been doing a lot of thinking and have decided to end this relationship
>its not you, its me (keep repeating this because it never sinks in)
>prepare for either rage or crying, unless she doesn't like you at all
>stick to your fucking guns, no bargaining! no going back! if she likes you she will try and manipulate the fuck out of you into staying with her
>you do not owe her any specific explanation!!!! just keep saying that you feel like its the right decision at this point in your life or some other generic bullshit.
>eventually you will probably have to end the date, bitches never let go.

seriously be a man. breaking up over text is garbage tier behavior. coward type shit IMO.

this user knows

>take her to an expensive restaurant
>wait till you've almost finished
>tell her you're going to the bathroom
>leave
>send her a text telling her you know she cheated.
>let the bill do the rest

>breaking up over text is garbage tier behavior

So is cheating. Make the bitch cry

>you do not owe her any specific explanation!

this part is very important.
if you give her a reason then your breakup becomes a fuckin debate where she tries to prove your reason wrong.

you accuse her of cheating and you fuckin lose, automatically. she will deny it and blame you for the false accusation (even if its not false).

seriously the biggest mistake you can make it giving a reason besides "i feel like it" (sugar coat that, obviously).

you got this m8.
if she cries tell her relationships are not meant to last these days, plenty of fish, all that generic bullshit.
if she starts screaming just bounce. simple.

oh yeah, tell her you don't want to waste her time and you don't think she is "the one" for you, thats always a good one.
frame everything from her perspective. gives her less ammo to argue about.

again - dont fucking get into specific reasons.

yeah but then you go from just having a garbage GF to being garbage yourself.
not worth it IMO. your call though.

increase the level of sexual deviance to the point she cant handle it... she will say "stop, no or dont" go cold for 24-48 hours. She will tell her best friend what request or whatever you did / tried: anal, choke fucking her, slapping, etc.
After 24 hours.. repeat the same level of devience towards her. If she complys... up the ante next time... the goal is for her to tap out due to she cant handle you.
A. you get what you wanted out of her.
B. she tells her friend... who is now interested in you.
C. you get labeled sexual threat... still a good thing.
D. ofcourse you broke up too... which is what you wanted.

passive agressive, bitch moves IMO.

your call though, you can be legit about it or you can get down and dirty about it.
i won't judge.

Point out that the alternative to not breaking up is to end up one day getting married. You're not compatible enough to spend the rest of your life with her, and the whole point of dating is to find someone who makes you the happiest and brings out the best with the least amount of effort. You had fun, it's not like you hate her, but it's just nt going to go anywhere, and you want something *different* (not more).