Tfw you realize your favorite song is LGBTQ+phobic

>tfw you realize your favorite song is LGBTQ+phobic

Dunno that feel, kek.

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>not understanding that mere probability means you can assume everyone is straight until proven otherwise
wew

Fucking sickening. I'm ashamed of having this as my most-scrobbled song now. May have to make a new account. So gross

>childhood
>Skater Boy

>tfw you realize your favorite artist is a SJW

Probability means that you can predict that a person will be straight until proven otherwise, it doesn't mean that you can assume someone is straight. That's just bad taste.

I thought the song was about her having a crush on a boy?

She assumed THEIR gender in the song though. It's sickening.

>She packed my bags last night pre-flight
>Zero hour nine AM

Implying it's a woman's place to pack the man's bags, fuck you Elton.

inb4 some nu male claims this thread is off topic

They do anytime their SJW ideologies are made fun of on mu

>Arnold Layne had a strange hobby
>Collecting clothes
>Moonshine washing line
>They suit him fine

TRANSPHOBIC

He was talking about the fact that >50% of humans are heterosexual, not about the song.

>Woman needs man and man must have his mate
>That no one can deny

Triggered.

>Boys will be boys, better let them have their toys
>Girls will be girls, cute pony tails and curls

DOUBLE triggered

Someone go make a thread for people to post lyrics to songs that would trigger SJWs please.

she misspelled sk8r boi

They're black, it's ok, they're allowed to say that.

The cut off age for Skater Boy having come out during your childhood is 1990, if we assume childhood ends when teenage years begin

When I was a kid I was listening Get Rich or Die Truin'.

>U SAID U A GANGSTA
>BUT U NEVER POP NOTHIN'

Sweet 8.

skater boy came out in 2002

I'm in my second year of college

skater boy came out when I was 5

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT ME

BUT A BITCH CAIN'T GET A DOLLAR OUTTA ME

NO CADILLACS NO PERMS YOU CAN'T SEE

THAT I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN P-I-M-P

2017 is plebic as fuck

>i want a girl who will laugh for no one else
>when i'm away she puts her makeup on the shelf
>when i'm a way she never leaves the house

I'M SO FUCKING TRIGGERED HOLY SHIT

This is incredibly cringeworthy.
so is this.

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>WHEN I'M AWAY XIE PUTS HER MAKEUP ON XER SHELF

>Billie Jean is not my lover
>She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

>Lady stardust sang songs
>Of darkness and dismay
>And he was all right, the band was all together
>Lady
>He
>Surely not using xer prefered pronouns
TRIG
You are living in it

i read a review of Pinkerton where some womeme complained about the sexism in across the sea and pink triangle i think. whether you like it or not, how do you miss the point of Pinkerton?

>I GOT A MAGIC STICK
>I KNOW IF I CAN HIT ONCE I CAN HIT TWICE

this but unironically

It is, but it's 2017 and everyone get ass contusioned over everything.

I was 11 when skater boy came out, I'm 25 now so it kinda makes sense.

But Elton's a big queer, the woman is probably his maid, what an awful faggot subjecting a woman to a life of servitude. Never listening to his songs again.

>loving a Japanese woman
>being upset the girl you love is a lesbian
>being upset the girl you love doesn't love you back
>wanting a heterosexual relationship at all
Wow Rivers sure is a BIGOT!

>It has a following because it is liked by Sup Forums
I share a board with these turbofags

It's a pretty old song my man

30 year old milenials are some of the dumbest people i swear

...

>these people actually exist

But on the real this song is really fucking pathetic and beta. That's Cuomo for you though, still jams.

I HOLLA AT A HOE
TIL I GOT THAT BITCH CONFUSED

I would neck myself if I was surrounded by people like this, just imagine the laundry list of micro aggressions you need to be mindful of so you don't offend them. Part of me thinks this is actually a troll.

honestly this song is a little off putting in that regard, super beta and doesnt fit the music at all

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Pretty sure it's supposed to be a lead in to The World Has Turned and Left Me Here. He's an asshole and then his girlfriend leaves him because of it, then he's sad.

the song is just about his jealousy and insecurities. he ramps it up to a cartoonish level though because he knows that it's foolish, but he still feels that way.

Fucking 75% percent chance the woman in the OP isn't trans and is a straight cis women who calls herself a Demi-boy, uses the pronoun thon/thon and only appropriates the struggles of LGBT people to make her uneventful cosseted Middle class life more interesting

>uses the pronoun thon/thon
more like thot/thot

>We need to completely alter our language, art, and creative expressions so the fee-fees of less than 0.3% of the population don't get preemptively hurt.

Really joggles the ol' noggin.

I'd say 95% is considerably more than just >50%

>I need to get annoyed on the internet by less than 0.3% of the population who say stupid things

>less than 0.3% of the population
>tfw you imagine how less annoying the world would be if that percentage of people was just kind of exterminated and no longer existed

Thats a pretty wild extrapolation there friend.

this is what happens when burgers can't into irony

>completely alter our language, art, and creative expressions
Yes pretty wild exaggeration

Except what I said is whats being argued, and you're making some wild extrapolation (not 'exaggeration', please improve your reading so you can keep up) that I'm somehow annoyed when I'm responding to the image OP posted.

Great bait though.

O B S E S S E D

uh gay people are at closer to 10%

also your jokes aren't funny

>What a girl wants
>What a girl needs

is it bad tha when i had a gf i thought kike this? I never actually did anything about it and was supportive of her but idk, i guess i never thought i would have actually had those feelings.

Really just trying to check that anyone in this thread knows that Pinkerton is ironic

I'm just looking out for you guys, you know, I know it's not easy for you

>Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
>But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man,
>And so is Lola.
>Lo lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo lo Lola.

TRIGGERED, TRANSPHOBIC!

>tfw pretty much every song on this album is triggering

fucking child

Yes easily baited, you betray it in your exaggerated annoyance.

>he thinks pinkerton is ironic
when will brits learn what subtly is?

Who said I was joking
>10%
um, sweetie, no

haha nice bait :) Im so past caring about frogposters though

>haha I'm not mad at all :^)

yeah p much dude. bored more than anything

bad bait

>pinkerton
>ironic
ahahahahaha