ITT: Lyrics to songs (ideally popular songs) that trigger SJWs

Posted this in a previous thread but thought it would be worth making its own thread.

>Boys will be boys, better let them have their toys
>Girls will be girls, cute pony tails and curls

Triggered.

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kllZc1S_FMc
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Bumping for potential

this board gets cringier every day.

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t. nu-male

ITT: Lyrics that trigger anti-SJWs when they think about how triggered imaginary SJWs must be

t. mu-male

This is the worst thread on Sup Forums in a good while. Good work

>>Sup Forums

wow

There used to be a time when a woman wouldn't smoke
There used to be a time when a women couldn't vote
She used to stay at home when her man went out to play
She was satisfied with life any old way

It don't happen no more, that was long time ago
It's a pitiful shame how the world has changed

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kllZc1S_FMc

What did he mean by this?

>I got to have it, I miss Mr. Magic
>Versatile, my style switches like a faggot
>But not bisexual, I'm an intellectual
>Of rap I'm a professional and that's no question yo

you are probably the same faggot who posts those aoty threads with nothing but pitchfork flavor of the month albums

Are you the childish OP trying to shove politics into a music board? You know there is a whole other board for you to immaturely sperg out on, right?

this one actually did:

Last I heard, y'all niggas was havin sex, with the same sex
I show no love, to homo thugs
Empty out, reload and throw more slugs
How you gonna explain fucking a man?
Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand
I don't bunk with chumps, for those who been to jail
That's the cat with the Kool-Aid on his lips and pumps
I don't fuck with niggas that think they broads
Only know how to be one way, that's the dog

Why would you make a thread inspired by another thread that is already doing what you're trying to do but in a less obvious and less cringe way? Fucking kill yourself retard

You can take all my women, you can sure keep 'em all
I've got a brand new secret that your men can't catch on to at all
I'm a jelly roll baker
I bake the best jelly roll in town
I'm the only man baking jelly and I'm keeping my damper down

Hey I know you think I made the thread because I obsess and am constantly thinking "Grrrr those SJWs are taking away my bathroom laws" or something, but that's not the case. Just thought it would be a fun thread to make. Feel free to join in, m8.

But you see OP, it is far funnier to mock SJWs like you.

Ok enough with all this sexist talk just fuck off back to pol already you racist shirtloards
Let's turn this thread into a fav albums thread!! :)

did I just write shirtloard instead of shitlord?

Get better favorite albums before you try to hijack a thread.

I agree, friend!

It's just annoying that if you ever try to do a thread that involves making fun of SJWs in any minor way, there are always people assuming it's all you ever think about, so I felt the need to clarify.

What do you mean these are great albums
stop being a CONTRARIAN POSEUR AVANT-TEEN

>WHITE
>BITCH
>SHE
>THICK

Once upon a time a beautiful muse in her light blonde hair and her beautiful shoes, heard me and said she truly was amused
She just ate the apple, enjoyed her view of me in the nude
I didn't realize my nudity had moved behind the bushes like 'why is she looking?'
She touched my shoulder and told me to relax, before I could cry she holds me in her lap
She says 'enjoy your beautiful body' and she kissed my cheek
I felt a tingly sensation in places I didn't see, she touched me somewhere I've never been touched - it felt so fast and I've never been rushed

I felt blood rushing down there.. and she looked down there and it all went down from there
And as I tried to resist my eyes twitched and I lost it

My innocence gone, her mission was strong - give me a new feeling for me to get on and live with
But as the grand implosion occurred she walked away, holding her curves like they were golden
She smiled, winked and strutted. I feel like I've been smothered, what you humans say, nutted?
I felt disgust and I should've known better, didn't want to cry but I couldn't hold it together
Now my friends say I'm a whore, I'm just confused
My body is as delicate as a lotus and in my virginity garden you were a locust, love is for those who live life unfocused
And now I've fallen in it, crawling in it
Lost my virginity, now my thoughts are spinning