hey Sup Forums, femanon here...
just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
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>femanon here
no
>anything under 8 inches
Good luck with that whore
sharpie in pooper with timestamp
tits or gtfo
>no date
Basement Dweller confirmed
Damn mad chick triggering boys haha
>smaller that 8 inches will never satisfy my tight pussy
not so tight, if it can't be filled with less than 8 inches....
Damn mad chick triggering boys haha :p
This
>no timestamp
Yawn. Move on neck beard.
WINRAR
That timestamp is fake as fuck.
gtfo fake size queen.
this, so much this
Shove sharpie up pooper
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So you're only satisfied by like 1% of the population?
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Aww did someone hurt your precious feelings, princess?
My small skinny 5" dick can make my current girl come so it's good.
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I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
shopped as fuck
>World Autism Awareness Day
>this
cuck white knight
>big dicks do matter
It's true
So, I think it's actually okay to say Beta Cuck in this moment and not be ironic about it.
>no timestamp
>no tits
>tight
>needs 8 inch to actually get filed up
bitch please, you would bleed when I hate fuck your ass with my 6,5 inches. 'You are touching my utterus user!'
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Begone thot
Truth. 99 dubs proves it.
Everyone type begone thot so we can cast this semen demon back to the pits of hell
all bullshit aside; that cunt does look tight.