Man Utd vs West Ham match thread 2

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>Duncan Castles still sucking Mourinho's dick 24/7 edition

>mouyes

hi
bi
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>de trashford

>HURR POGBA COULD HAVE AVOIDED HIM
>HURR POGBA EXAGGERATED

He had to get out of the way of the oncoming tackle or it would have injured him. In the first place, that's dangerous play and THAT was a foul no matter what. The fact that Pogba HAD to get out of the way makes it a West Ham foul, end of story. What he did after to exaggerate or dive is irrelevant.

Good performance again, like Man Utd of old.

where are sexy grills at?

"klopp would have got away with that"

Deluded mancs at it again

Literally what the fuck is Mourinho playing at? Why is he playing a weakened team in a fucking home game?

Got a webm mouyes kicking a bottle?

From Memphis Depay's Wiki:

>He also nutmegged Midtjylland defender André Romer in the home leg by using a rabona. Depay was lauded for his performance in the home leg, where he not only scored but also set up the first goal, earned his side two penalties and his cross led to an own goal. His fans praised his performance as being "on fire". Romer later said, "I've never been so close to crying after a match as I was today. Memphis is the best player I have ever faced. He is the best. He can do anything." Manager Louis van Gaal hailed the match as a "turning point" for Depay

LMFAO

did my 1st shift in a pub today, gave perfect head every time

>it's ok to dive because he would have been tackled anyway

>Wilson
I always hated that cunt. Never did a thing.

Rooney, Mkhitaryan, Fellanini and Carrick not playing

>it's yet another shithouse keeper has the game of his life away at Old Trafford episode

he's right though

#rekt

>its another obscure goalkeeper has a game of his life episode

Looks like its leading up to one of these games

>#rekt

Credit to the West Ham goal keeper for a top performance

poobag getting sent off in the second half cap it

>Radolph
>obscure goalkeeper
Pls
He's a top rate goalkeeper

Just remembered I have to go back to work tomorrow ahahaha

*dabbing dive*

Point out where Klopp and Conte flipped at an official and kicked a bottle.

Same thing Wenger got sent off for at Old trafford

but MUH CAMPAIGN AGAINST MOURINHO!!

If Phil Jones worked at a bank he'd be Phil Loans

If Phil Jones was a skeleton he'd be Phil Bones

>w-we're only shit because goalkeepers are GOAT against us every t-time!

>not Bill Jones

>it's a deluded mancs claim everyone is against them when the FA, referee's association and Sky suck off manure harder than a Kardashian sucks a a black cock

If marcus rashford was a band he'd be wishbone ashford

Good job bro

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He dived you mong.

He goes down without being touched, then appeals for a free kick

randolph is fucking shit,look at those clangers he dropped in the championship,he's league one tier at best

youtube.com/watch?v=VboSG_40xmk

Stop talking about black willies please

If Phil Jones was in a band he'd be Phil Tones

that was a liverpool excuse a few seasons ago
really makes you think

It's true. Other managers aren't allowed to leave their technical area but Conte and Klopp can run around all game.

>malaysia
>webm
Nah, pham

I love it when ABUs embarrass themselves.

Reminder the head of the PL literally said Man Utd not being in the CL damages the brand of the league

reminder Ferguson ruined some referees entire careers for giving them bad calls, and they never refereed in the PL again

>it's really in his wiki page
kek

Funny all these companies pumping money into advertising with some laughing stock of a team who are in the europa league and 6th in the league with an out of touch manchild manager

it was for kicking a water bottle not leaving the technical area you mong

lmao

>this will stay up while any slagposting will get deleted immediately
Ah yes, the "moderators"

>@DuncanCastles Were you a snitch at school? "What about them miss?"

Based Tony Barrett, my sides

Is Malaysia the new Macedonia?

i wonder how much they get payed for doing such a noble job

were still gonna win the league

gf just sent me this

>M-MUH GK HAS GAME OF LIFE AGAINST UUUUSSS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CUSTOMER SUICIDE WATCH.
ACCEPT IT MAN URE IS LAUGHING STOCK. NOBODY SCARED AGAINST THEM ANYMORE

time for halftime 'football discussion' lads

saw it used before they finally managed to score against sunderland

what's up with those 3rd worlders who don't know the concept of sharpening a knife?

>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the universe
>born just in time to experience the golden age of ABUism

If Phil Jones had a bowel disorder he would be Phil Crohn's

How does YOUR team's merchandise sell in Indonesia? Checkmate ABU

I understand why he was sent of because of >muh chillrens watching
But Jesus Christ I couldn't be a manager cause I'd be flipping the fuck out calling everyone a cunt

>Memepiss
Kekest kek

why would you leave Southampton for everton?

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did he actually see the goal? does he not realise it was a long punt nodded on?

>not being able to put two past Darren SPFL-tier Randolph

Embarrassing

>wiping your arse with the utd badge embossed on the bog roll

They should sell this in Merseyside

you wish

>born in the age of ASMR

did you watch the goal potatonigger?

That's the best you could find? Other than the first he has done absolutely nothing wrong here.

>I'd be flipping the fuck out calling everyone a cunt
I'd get jailed for assault after running onto the pitch and kicking the shit out of the ref, most likely Clatteburg

It's a meme you dip

dobbest geg

>feel like every top team in the world and wipe your ass with manure! Available now in stores

I knew a Vietnamese girl at university who supported Manchester United. When I asked her why she said that they were the only matches you could watch in Vietnam in the 1990s.

I don't know if that's true or not but it would explain a lot.

why would a utd fan want to wipe his arse with the badge lel

>implying scousers use toilet paper

i dont like west ham very much

oops

I can believe it. That's the same reason why so many people in the US are Cubs fans, even though they were shit for the past 100 years or so.

fucks sake

that's not right

>Merseyside
>toilet paper

That physically hurt my eyes

disgusting

>mourinho hasn't come out of the dressing room yet
Confirmed for autism

can't wait for united's brave Wayne Rooney, who is still a top player, honest™ to take this game by the scruff of the neck

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Pretty rich coming from romania

more pls

not posting the Girl friend ASMR.
sauce?

>rooney, armenian hazard, and fellaini warming up
>beveryscared.jpg

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>trashford
that's a bad miss

>not posting the Girl friend ASMR.
Lewd¬!

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>sport about kicking things
>kick something
>get sent off

>sloppy r

>Rushford
WTF is he doing?

>marcus rashford is world class la
>30 goal a year striker at 19 better than messi was at his age
>treble secured la he's the new martial la
>only reason england went out of the euros is cos rashford didnt start la