Just share them, this is a safe place

Just share them, this is a safe place.

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i have my suicide all planned out. the only reason i don't go through with it is because i don't want my family to suffer but it does get harder each day

>safe place
Wrong!
I'm monitoring this thread.

I'm encouraging a girl to like me just to boost my ego

My wife doesn't even know about this one.

> be 17yo me
> 1994
> senior year hs is almost here, last summer party
> girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten
> one of the few nice older kids
> see her at the party
> she sees me and gets all huggy
> i have one beer
> she's already 3 sheets to the wind, and knocking back md20/20
> she sticks to me like glue
> never had female attention like this before
> she starts to get really wobbly
> still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her
> decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her
> maybe just paranoia
> convince her to sit and talk in my car
> she passes out
> nobody really paying attention to us for awhile
> the jocks have found other targets
> take her back to my house
> sneak into house by myself
> make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark
> good dog
> go back out to car
> don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up
> over my shoulder, get her in house
> carry her upstairs
> lay her on my bed
> she looks so peaceful, innocent
> realize she is out
> she won't remember anything
> i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul
> and my pants
> i reach out
> vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand
> remember that shit is overdue
> sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster
> drop it in the night dropoff box
> as soon as door slams shut i realize
> i never rewound it.

God damn it. I never rewound it. They never said anything and they're out of business now, but holy fuck. I feel like a fucking monster.

What is it give details so I can steal your idea

> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to say they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.

> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if any harm had been meant, would have only had to force way in as soon as she said parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.

Good one

> She gets in the car willingly.
> Drive away.
> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding and she's already unconscious.

> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.

> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.

> No mess. No body to be found.

> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.

> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat.
> Can't take any chances.
> A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM is no fun.)
> Didn't want to wait so long, but any sooner while missing girl is on police's radar seems a little too risky.

> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.

> This was over a decade and a half ago.
> To this day, nobody knows.

> Except Sup Forums

> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.

zozzle

its an old pasta, but it checks out

Still got the tape? If so, do you still watch it?

>old
>i fucking wrote it 2 months ago

k

I have a horsecock dildo

Nah, I returned it, remember?
Besides, it really didn't do it for me. I was looking forward to another intellectual film of Schwartzeneggar's usual caliber, but the premise severely let me down.
Magic ticket? Yeah fucking right!

My secret?

Not sure how to put it into words, but I want to rape someone on my school bus, but not sure how to carry it out so I hold off on it.

>school bus
Underage. Reported

Not necessarily. Some ppl can't always drive even at 18.

Source: my pathetic teenage life from over 20 years ago.

I raped my autistic neighbor

FBI internet surveillance agent stopping by to let you know we'll be taking any illegal secrets into consideration.

You are a degenerate, kill yourself, you peice of shit

I've masturbated so much that now when I try to have sex, even with a smoking hot girl, I have a hard time getting it up. The only sure thing to get it up is masturbate. What do I do Sup Forums ????

I'm addicted to sharing my ex. I was sharing her all the time until an user found her and showed me. He didn't doxx or contact her, but warned me that others could find her, so I stopped posting her. I've been so horny and wanting to post her since then, but I know I shouldn't.

I shave my ass because my butt hair keeps tangling and it is a pain to clean properly

I've seen things
I've heard things
And I've touched things
All from beyond this dimension
Things that disprove both science and religion, and makes earth a prison planet.

I have physical evidence to support my claims, the few people I've shown (3 actually) have gone mad and committed suicide out of fear.

This is not a troll/fake post.

masturbate moar

why dont you wax? the hair stays gone longer

Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

i masturbated in my cousins bed then wiped my cum off using his sheets

My body hair don't grow too much, i only need to shave a couple times a month and waxing would be more trouble

Your dick disproves science because it's small.

️equesting

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I also have a medium chance and I love it.

I really want to buy a large rex.

I vibrated in a way that creates entire planets with others

You have no idea

You, prisoner, most likely created a planet at one point

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I believe you, my mom is a spirit master.

I have vaginois but am too scared to go the Dr

i raped a girl for as a first sex

I want to be a stand up comedian. Im not afraid of trying it, in fact I have a set and everything and try my material on friends and shit and they say with a few tries to work it out onstage it could be something really funny.

I just know my relatives would shun me. It isn't a stable career or lifestyle to them and they don't want to support someone who is working on "art" rather than a more prudent field. I guess I'll try when I save up enough Fuck You money.

Go to the Dr or the D won't go to you

But what do I say? "My pussy stinks?"

Had sex with a girl after moving to new town

Met uncle in said town two weeks later
Cousin turns out to be that girl

It was awkward, since she lied about her name and age, even more awkward that when i first met her i told her my real name

>cousin knew who i was, met me at a club and got doggystyled by me knowingly

Whenever I see someone I love, or even know, an image flashes through my head. The image of what they would look like with their head ripped from their shoulders, or with their intestines lying on the pavement. Watching gore and playing violent games gets rid of the visions for a time, but they always come back, whispering in my ear.
I'm scared that I'm going to murder someone one of these days, and that when I do, I'll enjoy it.

I stole a sticker one time

Say "I think I have vaginois" and everything else should be a medical procedure

I used to buy PC games then take them home and copy them and return the game.

Are you my less lucky alternate reality?
I had my suicide partially planned out (had just the method set, but hadn't gone through details and logistics) but decided against it because my family would suffer and it would be my fault. I'll live if only to not make their lives worse. But now I'm working on an interesting place and made good friends that make it all worth it.

i jerk off using fuzzy/fleece blankets and such. feels good man

You will die and go to hell for your sins

Pasta gets stale in a matter of days user, not months.

allahu ackbar!

takbir! takbir!

ugh, I'll try

>20yo
>virgin
>All girls I talk to think I'm a big player

All my friends think I'm a massive pussy slayer, which is kinda shit :L

>about a month ago
>i drive up to girlfriends house
>knock on door
>her mother opens
>i ask if girlfriends there
>she isnt but her mother invites me in to wait for her
>i get along with her mother so i have no problem staying
>sit in the living room watch some tv while smoking a cigarette
>girlfriends mother sitting with me
>i start looking for a good programme switching between the channels and i accidentally switched to a porn film
>quickly change it to something else
>look at girlfriends mother, she lets out a slight giggle and bites her lip
>i get rock fucking hard out of nowhere
>she asks me if i watch this stuff
>i shyly confirm (it would sound stupid denying it)
>she giggles and says that i shouldnt be ashamed of it and that its normal
>she then proceeds to reach out grabbing my cock
>my face gets tomato fucking red
>my cock is still fully erect
>inb4 girlfriends mother is a milf skinny big boobs nice ass... the lot
>she starts stroking through my throbbing dick through my pants
>i lay back into the couch overwhelmed by the pleasure
>she smiles and slowly unzips my pants, pulling down on my boxers and exposing my member
>she leans down and puts it in her mouth going up and down slowly
> i let out a slight moan as she tries to deepthroat it but gaggs a little
>that turns me on even more and i cant hold back anymore
Cont??

I am a hopeless loser. I don't have the balls to ask girls out, and when they ask me out I shut down and can't say yes. I wanna kill myself; I have zero charisma but maxed out strength. Someone help.

until you realized your pc couldn't play half of the games you copied to your hd

You should try it, you can't go lower anyway

No I could bought a special DVD writer that made about 90% of games fully playable and the ones that didn't I would just patch them.

Careful, friend. I might know you.

Once I sprayed perfume on my vagina

Use your strength to save the world

No worries, If you really know me, it would be a coincidence worth a life

who decides it's worth?

>be me, 24 married. Have a house party
>wife invites her friend. friend is 10/10
>Friend gets really drunk and starts rubbing against me a lot with her ass
>Rockhard.jpg
>Everyone leaves, friend passes out on the couch, wife blacked out before everyone left
>Taking my chance...
>I pull out my cock and start stroking it, slowly moving closer to friend
>By the time i'm about to blow, the head of my cock is right above her lips
>Insert finger slowly into her mouth to part her lips
>Cum buckets in her mouth, a lot rolls down her chin, I go to bed
>Wake up in the morning and we all have coffee together, friend's chin is clean and she keeps eyeing me awkwardly all morning until she leaves

same here, I look like i sat on a squirrel

clue?

Whoever takes it.

We live
youtu.be/CFQDdlFlrWU

I didn't needs to be decided, i whink it would, at least for me
It is really that simple

I post my wife's naked pictures online all the time.

Hehe, small penis is gonna vibrate me into te next deminshon.

Pics or lie.

I also do a special masturbation day when I combo shave my ass and balls

Shit is so cash

i used to fuck my ass with a carrot,

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what makes that person right?

>smoking a cigarette
Kill yourself smelly cunt.

You worry too much
Kill someone or whine forever
Also, go make a camwhore thread or something

I started the Keit-ai meme.

Dang she is so pale, that I thought she was wearing white pants, when I saw the thumbnail.

>727811103
are you willing to show?
email maybe?

I have also read novels by H.P. Lovecraft.

those are called intrusive thoughts buddio

i can possess people using astral projection

proof?

I'm 18 and I have had sex multiple times with 2 different girls.

Both of them are my first cousins, 1 from mother's and 1 from father's side.

i literally have no idea how to prove it.

Ive watched child pornography

I roll for trips until i fall asleep

I've tried to commit suicide three times. I want to try again.

You never succeed in anything don't you

When I was a little kid we used to have these big family get togethers for my family in a neighboring state.

For no reason, every single time we had one of these, I would always go upstairs and totally destroy the bathroom. I would tear down shower curtains. I would rub toothbrushes in the toilet. I would empty all the medicines out of the cabinet into the sink. I would just totally fuck everything up within a span of 40 seconds.

I never got caught. Eventually they got seriously very pissed off about it and started trying to figure it out, but they never did.

Don't, as you know third time is the charm.
Since your third time didn't succeed, you are fated to live on and eventually dealing with your issues, so you can be content with your life.

When i was about 10 I killed my parakeet by accident, i just put back in it's cage and got away with it.
I miss it

Sounds cool and i believe you

Try to possess me now, I'll tell the others if it works.

I think it's less my ineptitude, more that I'm really hard to kill. I threw myself of a three or higher story drop. Not a bruise. I slit my wrists. They just stopped fucking bleeding. I calculated a fatal dose of medication then took more than that. As far as I can tell, no internal damage was done.

i just want people to make informed decisions, user