Cardinals v Falcons Thread 1: Cards Gotta Win Edition

Cardinals v Falcons Thread 1: Cards Gotta Win Edition

first for fuck falcons

G-Go Falcons

Their uniforms are too similar

Nice hands, larry

LETS GO CARDS

nice hands Larry

lads we can win as long as we play our Cards right

It has began

Leave the falcons to me

Not so fast, friend. We're called the Retardinals for a reason.

Hold me, bro.

>Alex Mack
>cant just turn into liquid metal to escape the Cardinals

>6-4
>all these empty seats

Shaking my head

ayy, that's my oc. Good to see it.

Why the fuck do they do the toss outside every week when it never works?

Dear Cards: please get this fucking upset

Love: a buscfag

Dear Bucs, please beat the Trannyhawks

Love, a cardsfag

CARDS PLZ

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REF BALL

FUCK ATLANTA

BASED REFS

Falcons fan here.

That call was BS.

>implying defensive pass interference is a thing

fucking refball fucking cocksucker refs

I guess the refs now are overprotective for Julio

Falcons fan here

Had a great view

Clearly pi

Trying to make up for screwing us out of two games I'd guess.

Also, who else hoping for a >shootout

me

>tfw cards fan but have Julio on fantasy team

Get fucked.

Would rather our defense actually go out and make some plays

Why aren't you cucks watching red zone?

About damn time imo

Thats just smart. Do you have David Johnson?

Dont touch my Julio you filthy ningen

unfortunately no, but I do have based Bell and Evans

>it took ten years for them to make the Xbox smaller

Our defense isn't stopping a plastic bag caught in the wind with Trufant out.

Rate my team senpai

>tfw no elite 1000 yard John Brown this year

>3rd down

Time to let them convert!

Falcons D is so bad

Guys I think Jake Matthews family is in the suite beside mine, including Bruce

Fucking wildcat??

Every single team in the league passed at least twice on David Johnson.

Were they even doing that with him in? Doesn't even matter if Trufant is out or not

>c.j. prosise

that nigga is dead senpai

Literally every team in the NFC South has an effective offense led by a charismatic QB, that is constantly overwhelmed by a dogshit secondary that allows at least three hail marys each game

But we have the GOAT.

I'm getting Patrick DiMarco from the league achievments soon, so that dude is gonna go to the auction

>this snap

Now there's a Cards snap

>11 fumbles
Fuck Palmers

That snap gave me flashbacks of last season. It makes me appreciate Alex Mack even more.

Jesus the Cards fell off so hard. They're just David Johnson's supporting cast.

Didn't mack have a bad snap earlier this season?

>End of first quarter
>Commercial
>Come back kick field goal
>Commercial
>Come back kickoff
>Commercial

That's american sports for you

this game

Not as many as I had to watch last seasons.

If we scratch your back Bucs, pls scratch ours

And it still doesn't work.

It's only gonna keep going down.
Watched the NFL films video about the Silent game where the power went out, no reviews, no timers, as they said it "the old days"

>3rd and long
Cards penalty incoming

fuck

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The Cucs got raped by the Falcons a few weeks ago, sit back down.

>touch Julio
>get flagged

>Keep doing plays that have never worked this season
>Keep trying to do trick plays for some reason

They're making up for him not getting calls that costed us the game.

I meant for the Cards to win and for the Bucs to beat Seattle

Second one was clear PI. First one...not so much

If the Bucs beat the Seachickens I will name my first son Man Who Smokes Meat in their honor.

>costed

>.gif

>gif
>doesnt move

>Going against arguably the best RB in the league
>Known as a great receiver out of the backfield
>Somehow keeps getting wide open on basic routes

>screaming sheep noise
fuck this meme stadium

This is easily the worst the defense has ever looked. Fuck me

cardinals please

Your Atlanta Falcons Defensive Player of the Game

who's this semen demon?

Those backwoods inbred hicks down in Atlanta love thier farm animals. Ain't that right Cletus? Go Dawgs

the Atlanta stadium sure plays a lot of cuck music

Kira

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best dork

John, plz

>taking a QB named Luck only because your logo is a horseshoe

Should be used to it seeing how your mum had BBC in her 24/7

Thank you based Refs.

>these refs

>3rd and 32
>screen

Defense actually did something

Fuck that stupid whistle. Holy crap.

Yeah how dare they call the Cardinals on all their penalties.

Dank

GABRIEL THE ANGEL HAS DESCENDED INTO THE END ZONE

>Cleveland actually let Gabriel go

LMAO get fucked Cards

Can your worthless fucking team just make a fucking tackle, Cardinal fans.