How do I grow a thicker, fuller beard?

How do I grow a thicker, fuller beard?

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hi chip. at some point you should just accept that beards are not for you. also, you need to moisturize. seriously. and get some nose hair clippers. christ.

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rub fresh urine on it. preferably your own

you get what you get, also wash your fucking face and better shave it all off.

Stop masturbating and increase your testosterone levels.

looking at his upper chin he already does that

Keep shaving with a razor grows back thicker jus keep shaving

Get a thicker fuller set of testicles

heard that rubbing onion shave and rub onion or just accept beard is not for you like I have.

Buy an herbal supplement known as horny goat weed. It improves your body's testosterone production pretty naturally. And stay away from any soy products, they have a form of estrogen in them

that's a myth, it only appears thicker because of the dull hair ends. once that's done further shaving won't get you anywhere

you look like you have pubes on your face

Lose weight.

Also, clean your disgusting mouth.

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I'm literally going to vomit what the fuck?

kek

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That's one filthy human being.
I suggest you pour some gasoline all over yourself, light it up and start the new life as something with a beard. A goat maybe.

First of all: Lose weight. The fat stretches the skin
Second of all: Testosterone, so start lifting
Third of all: A healthy diet. You body needs a little bit of everything abd not just cheetos and bud light. Wheb everythings in order, all functions, including hair-growth go on properly.

A mix of semi healthy diet, beard oil and physical activity!!

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Cover your chin and neck with honey and stay outdoors for half an hour. The honey will sink into your pores and create more sediments for hair to form, with the outside winds pushing it in

Just for men gel

that aint a true beard, that's a neckbeard

there's a lot of videos on youtube of beta nu-males cataloging their beard growth using rogaine on their face. they seem to think that it helps.

JESUS CHRIST YOUR FACE IS GROSS DUDE

The first thing you do is shave all of it completely off.

Then you continue on planning your future diet in a way that does not deplete your natural testosterone levels which is the case with most weak beard patterns.
>healthy fats for healthy hormone production
>complex carbs
>protein from animal sources
>vitamins and zinc

Once your body starts to function like an actual mature male body then you will also experience growth and thickness in your beard. Also physical activity is a very good mechanism of unlocking your natural hormone production cap thus allowing your body to transform more sufficiently and faster.

did you just eat spaghetti or something

dont know how old you are but the more often you shave the fuller it'll come back in. thought pretty mcuh everyone knew this. keep shaving and bicking all the way down.

what the fuck dude take a shower and shave that, your attempt at a beard lead to an infection of some sorts

you have impetigo staph
>get that checked

kys

don't

suck more dicks, that will help

ask your dad

Check these dubs

cos he's a pussy destroyer, obvs

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1 quart of water to 1 teaspoon of Miracle Grow. I know it sounds crazy but stir it up and wash face with it every other day. It helped my social worker grow one

lmao

that skin infection, dude ur disgusting

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thats a nice t/a

Fresh cum does wonders to your beard

i bet that hair just wiped away too thats gross

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this thread makes road kill alive again

in four steps

1.shave pubes
2.get some glue
3.?????
4.stick pubes onto face with glue. PROFIT

Don't, shave twice, treat that skin infection and lose weight.

Man up. Eat a lot of jerky and no fap for three years.

buy some minoxidil

What the fuck man.

Doesn't work as good as you'd think *sigh*

Then leave a razor blade out in the moonlight to sharpen it up and use it to shave that shit off.

Gah

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you get off of Sup Forums

wtf are you talking about faggot. some people can't grow beards - stop peddling hogwash as truth.

kek

You either have a beard or you don't. You are in the group that just don't get a beard.

Your bigger concern should be treating that disgusting skin infection before anything else.

not everyone deserves a beard.

also pic related

question, how much as your beard improved since you were 19? i think i have decent coverage for my age but my soul patch is improving really slow for the last 3 years

This has to be bait. If not you should be ashamed of yourself you fat dirty bastard

looks like you sucked out a dirty sphincter and took a shot to the face... a week ago and didn't wash-up