I overhead my wife telling her friend I have a small dick. What do you think Sup Forums?

I overhead my wife telling her friend I have a small dick. What do you think Sup Forums?

Also, general comments you've heard about your dick thread.

You're dick is perfectly normal. I fact, I would like to suck on it. (no homo)

Not a bad dick I would totally suck it

just stop fucking her. Or cum real quick every time. It does look a little on the small side, maybe just average or so.Let her overhear you telling your friends she has a massive vagina. And her nipples look like peanuts.

need to punch your wife more

she likes big dick

act like a big dick nigger and punch her

I overheard your wife saying my dick is like a baby's arm holding an apple

who cares how big your dick is??? the only thing that matters is LOAD SIZE!! lets see a sample of your cum load.

OP Here, post it.

Her friend is a bad influence on your marriage. She's probably trying to convince her it's ok to cheat.

> Used to think I was pretty small. Bc porn and my first boyfriend had like a 10 incher.
> Found out from a friend of a friend I had a reputation for my decently big cock.
> People have been sending around pictures some guy took once of him sucking me off.
> Now pretty confident with dick.
> Once bet a black guy a bj that my cock was bigger.
> Lol'd hard when he reluctantly dropped to his knees to suck me off.

You'd probably gain an inch by losing some weight, nigger

I know she's already cheated, but we got past that.

i would say its on the smaller side of average but still able to get the job done. fuck her and her gaping vagina if she calls it tiny.

I'd take that bet

Maybe you did. She obviously hasn't

I think it's time to get a new wife. At least confront the bitch, you can't keep that kind of resentment inside. It'll f you up.

True

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Op here, she's pretty good looking though.

Is that already hard? I hope not

Aww, it's so cute!

Yeah? Size bets are hot. I've done a few of them even. That one stands out just because it was the only one the other guy actually thought he was gonna win.

Oh i know I'd lose lol

Lose some weight, gain inches and confidence

Fuck superior asian as wife cries

Heh. I'd totally talk shit about your tiny cock while I fucked your mouth.

That's my kink

Comments ive heard about my penis
>I want your cock
>Feels so good
>Why the fuck is there bread crumbs on your dick

All you have to do is rape her friend. Next time you have the chance just throw her down and fuck the shit out of her. After you have sufficiently filled her with your mighty seed, spit on her face and ask if she thinks your dick was small. Guaranteed to make you feel 100x better. I promise.

Get a more interesting life.. problems like these become minor, if not, irrelevent

Loose weight fat shit

Cuck

I'm jacking off to your dick, op

Post her pics then

I love being cucked

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Then post something moar you small dicked faggot

Here you go

Not me.

looks like a decent size to me
whats your length and girth?

5.5 about 5 around

never change /b

lets see them sloppers bro

Oh yeah, that's a cheatin' bitch.

wtf.. that isn't small at all
that's actually slightly bigger than average
mine is only 3.5 inches and i've never had any complaints about it

runt of the litter I bet. She's mexican, probably has bout 10 kin. She's not that good looking mate. She's just not fat as fuck. +1 and -1000 still.

LOL, that grindr watermark. 1 you gay, and either dont have a wife, or she says you have a small dick because you never use it on her. 2 youre a faggot.