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stuff the nonce in the freezer Edition

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not a fan of these less than 310 post /new/ threads

Leave Thailad alone!

alri janny

>There must be "no place for terrorists to hide" and intelligence services must have access to encrypted messaging services, the home secretary has said.
hate it when technologically illiterate NORMIES get a say on privacy, she can fuck straight off

watch yer tounge ya git, i got me prunin snips right aear

In all my years of eating frozen pizzas only one brand has come close to being even remotely edible

last night you were in my room

and now my bed sheets smell like poo

What? What do you mean a rap song isn't in the top charts?

Oy vey change this immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BT broadband is such a scam

It's over 40 quid after the first 12 months, so you NEED to keep BT TV to make it worthwhile

>they'll never win the EU elections
>they're just a protest vote
>they'll never even have an MP
>they'll never have more than one MP
>there will never be an EU referendum
>we'll never vote to leave in the referendum
>article 50 will never be triggered

all in the space of 2 years lads, mad ting

>be american
>get shot

me on the right

all gays are nonces

Oh fuck it's Mother's Day

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>there's literally nothing we can do to prevent people driving cars along the pavement
>best start talking about cracking down on the internet so it looks like we're doing something!

i never finished playing those tomb raider games to know the ending

Yeah

Andromeda

Better give my mummy a text haha

masturbated to lara croft so many times when i was 13

Mothers Day is in May you dumb cunts

>One person has been killed and at least 14 injured in a shooting at a nightclub in Cincinnati, Ohio, police said.

Feast Day of the Mother Church lads, have you had your simnel cake yet?

FOY

Solihull

same desu didnt even get ass first mission iirc just remember shooting a tiger with 2 pistols

>not living with mummy
Fucking normie

Virgin is even more expensive desu.

everyone is a nonce

yeah and christmas is in the summer haha

stupid fucking didgeridoo sucking runtoids hahahhaa the absolute state

Same. Moonpig card was sent but might not arrive until tomorrow. Thought Mother's Day was tomorrow. Yep, I somehow forgot that "Mothering Sunday" would be on the Sunday.

...

Excellent post

>shooting a tiger with 2 pistols

yo mama's a nonce

Get a package with your phone and all that and it works out well m8.

Always been very happy with BT, especially after they upgraded my broadband to 50mbps from 4mbps

Virgin broadband is like 30 quid for unlimited usage and a good speed

BT is 45+ quid

Boy, let's not talk too much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
Come on now follow my lead, come on now follow my lead

named the best place to live in britain by the Daily Mail

are you saying a tiger won't die if you shoot it with 2 pistols?

At the so-called "football".

COME ON YOU IRON!

How much are you paying?

Do you have BT TV & Sport?

Are you me? I couldn't get past the first fucking starting area in Tomb Raider 2, I was there so long trying to work it out the tigers kept respawning.

Tempted to get Tomb Raider 1 now desu

Who has a landline phone in the year 2017

Don't reply to it

>oldest /brit/ in the catalog has only 280 posts
Janny is going to burst a fucking vein when he sees the state of this board

anyone play this when you were a little lad? :3

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I wonder how much of twitter is people saying the same thing

apologies for jpg

rude!

dont reply to it

i do

it rings every so often, i ignore it because i assume it's some indian trying to scam me

(you)

professionals.
should have a separate home/mob/work contact

no lol. just that i remember shooting a tiger with 2 pistols while cartwheeling and shit

buildings are a bit too modern for my tastes

You've got to pay for one as part of the broadband deal usually.

I've got a Virgin landline, no phone to plug into it though. I still give out the number mind.

whats wrong with jpg

Thank (you)

how big is everyone's willy's? I don't like getting naked in the changing room because I feel like my softy is small but my hard dick is a little bit over 7"/19cm feels bad man :(

going back 40 years wouldn't be a bad thing tbqh

Just looks like Hull city centre but a bit fancier and cleaner.

i don't think anyone played past the first level and tutorial of that game lol

Mum pays it, last bill says £102.26, £24 of that is broadband, £18.99 line rental, international pack etc phone usage £28.

BT sport app which is an extra fiver a month, no TV.
Who doesn't have a landline phone? We don't get signal at our house but even if we did why the fuck would you not have a landline?

Ok

Don't given me that bullshit
I'm a contractor with literally no need for a landline, use your fucking mobile

You can get virgin media with no landline

The Tomb Raider games were pretty tough.

Puzzle platforming with a shit camera and early 3d graphics plus the combat was unforgiving.

Still good games though.

lads what's a nice drug I should try

bit bored of the usuals

Thinking about trying opiates but they look expensive

if i moved to Engerand would i get bullied?

jpg compresses images by lowering the quality, it shouldn't be used for text

older men dont get ashamed why should you

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Because I have a mobile
Only people who still have landlines are your parents because they've always had landlines

you can read it just fine though?

yeah for being christian

Fuck off you bent scot

yes hello /brit/
I have question

In french when we speak casually we say "to throw potatoes" at someone to mean that we punched him, is it correct in english too ?

Thanks, x

don't get addicted laddo, if you're trying to push the boat out in terms of experience what about shrooms?

home of course to a massive jaguar land rover factory (who said there was no industry anymore?)

>I'm working class povvo ofc I don't need a home phone
heh

the fuck is going on here

cant you read?

No.

well you have to admit it feels bad to have guys see your cock and think you've got a small one

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ketamine
then ride a bycicle

jaguar land rover factory

Okay thank you sir god save the queen

*shoots all the brits*

haha

I would have a landline, loads more reliable than a mobile and cheaper I bet.

Then again I have a basic nokia phone with no camera and I'm on pay as you go whereas everyone else spends half their wage on their phone contract.

But I'm not working class

Why would you need a landline when you have a mobile

everyone knows long cocks don't grow much. so the smaller your willy, the bigger the thiccer your erection

spent the past two years blowing my synapses off with massive doses of LSD and I'm a bit bored of it now. Don't think mushrooms have anything for me to get out of desu.

tried ketamine and didn't like it that much

Will try k-holing in the near future but I'm looking for something else to do

D M T

NEED to buy more alcohol is

It's not cheaper because you pay £15 for line rental + whatever you call package is

You can get an unlimited sim only for way less than that

one might have bad reception

Seconding shrooms. Best drug experience there is, both for effects and long term consequences. Providing you're not too young or mentally unstable, then a bad trip might give you a bad time. But I've taken a ton of them and never regretted it one bit.

Is it true it's legal to grow them in Spain? I think they're class A here, which mean big trouble if you're caught growing them in large quantities to sell.

I'm going to bite the bullet and go to BT Broadband+TV for 39 quid a month