Everyone has secrets, it feels good to get them off your chest user. Post them

Everyone has secrets, it feels good to get them off your chest user. Post them

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one time i got trips and never honked

I like to read yelp reviews for bars and restaurants and imagine what its like to have friends

Im OP: Ill go first.

Im in love with my best friend, when she does shit like cuddle up to me i get so tuned on. I haven't told her because it would ruin our friendship, but i feel super guilty when she does stuff like get changed in front of me because i feel sexual and i know she doesnt. (I'm a guy, i know it would ruin our close friendship if she knew how i truly felt)

I frequently fantasize about hypnotizing my aunt and some of my cousins into becoming mindless sex slaves. It goes as far as me drawing it out digitally sometimes.

>Deep shit, i would never dear to do that.

>I'm sure you do have some friends, or at least know some people that you used to be friends with?

She does know. You are an orbiter

This happened yesterday.

My dad is an IT specialist. He asked me if I could come with him so I could help him do some networking. I said yes so we arrive there, no one is there except me, my dad and his colleague. I work for about 3-4 hours and then I just walk around the office. From the corner of my eye, I see a vape. Me being the retard that I am just said to myself "oh let's fucking try it". So I verify that no one is around and I turned on the vape. I fucking take a puff and that shit taste like fucking cancer. I take a couple more puffs because fuck it. I check for the flavor and it's weed. I was high my ass off and I puked because am weak. Moral of the story: don't vape off a stranger's vape.

She doesnt know. I can tell you that 100%.

What is an orbiter ?

I've been dosing my little brother with hormones for 3 months now.

Praise kek.

Its not that uncommon to have those kind of fantasizes user. I OP these threads quite often and i see multiple people like you in each thread.

Personally i used to really have the hots for my stepmom and dreamed of her cheating on my dad with me.

Its really common, but still taboo so dont let them find out

Male or female hormones ?

Also is their a reason for it?

I REALLY want my wife to be so drunk or passed out or whatever so I can play around with her body. Lots of fun stuff to do. No rapes, though.

I have intense homicidal fantasies, especially about those who have wronged me in some way

She's your wife dude, how long have you been together ?

You're married so i assume you are close and talk to each other about fantasizes and stuff ?

You could tell her that just want to play around with her (i dont really know what you mean, just like looking at her bits and messing around with them, but not in a sexual way ?!?) or you could get her that drunk and do it, shes your wife man so i doubt she will care too much if you do sexual shit when you're both drunk ?

I'm getting to the point that I'm dreaming about raping a girl. I need to get laid soon.

Anons send help please.

No, she would and all that. But it's kinda sexy to be able to do it when she doesn't know...

Try a prostitute.

I've had a crush on a furry character for over a year

I masturbated to pictures of my mom, and on a separate occasion used my aunts dirty panties to wank with

it looks like my elementary school art teacher

I don't address my emotions openly because they never feel strong enough to be deemed as legitimate, and so I write it off any thoughts about them as childish pretense

I'm 18 and I don't have a job. I also don't have a car, I don't even know any brothel near me. Not only that, but I live with my parents and I don't have any excuse to go out because I'm at home most of the time (recently moved and have no friends).

I want to be a farmer

I have these fantasies about getting famous and marrying jake gullenhaal. I'm not a good actress so that's not gonna happen but I want him so bad I'm obsessed. I do this every few months with famous people it's a problem. Anyway, anyone know how I can get him :D

A hot anthropomorphic redhead giraffe?

You have brothels? What country?

I've lost my creative energy (and motivation), but I still go to college to be a designer just to impress those around me.

>be in uni's male board thingy
>someone posts about this one girl, that has rumors going on about her
>everyone starts talking about their stories they heard or experiences they had with her
>a few guys drop pics
>rumors confirmed
>can't stop fapping to her, she's cute, but slutty, should I try to get her even if she prefers her foreign coursemates?

this made me cringe

Whenever my sister has friends stop round I always look for their panties and take pictures of them

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The red hair and the clothes remind me of her. My teacher wasn't a giraffe with big tits

My job is depressing.

>thinking to an hero

>struggle to get a job win a BSEE because I'm a white male

>inb4 do it faggot

Fucking kek. If only she was

I was just kiddin ya. Too bad though.

Your first mistake was having a feme best friend. I have no sympathy for you OP

I want to fuck my sister and all of her friends

I talk to this girl all the time, but i feel friendzoned and idk how to get out. we talk about porn and memes so comfortably that it's like we're siblings. what do?

Post before and afters user

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I have such a deep fear of inanimate objects watching me shit that I wrap myself in towels and shit in the dark

Hang on the pic didn't load

Fucking kek

I really don't. The "friends" I had when I was young were shit. I never got better friends when I matured because reasons. Now here I am.

she changes in front of you? that's really a bit much. i think you have to tell her how you feel and let the chips fall where they may. if she doesn't accept you, then move on. your friendship may be damaged, but would you prefer to continue on with the possibility always in your head and living like a creep? it's better to man up, bring it out in the open like a man, and let her tell you her decision.

friendship is way overrated and it's not like there aren't any other friends to be made out there in the world. if she drops you, then you make new friends. Don't let them make you feel uncomfortable. "Feelings" at the end of the day, are momentary.

ask if you want to try out some of the porn you share

cuck

Run away

siblings don't talk about porn. tell her that all this talk is making you hard and say "let's fuck". worst thing that happens, she backs out. best thing, you're in and you're fucking her couple times a week.

I don't know if I do have a secret Sup Forums, maybe it was something so bad I forgot about it or suppress it?

Anything I thing that it think is a secret I'm sure someone knows.

How about, I've been told I have tough skin and I want to see how tough it is, but I don't go out of my way for fights, nor am I gotta harm my self?

>jealousy

Yea, its complete trust. We have been best friends since primary school and we're 20 now.

Its the strongest relationship ive ever had, we know everything about each other, over time i thought we would grow apart like most my other friends, but we just got closer.

Its really fucking weird, ive only felt this way for maybe a year now, its just like i dont see why we wouldnt date. we practically live with each other and never got in a big argument.

I haven't told her because i know it would destroy the friendship, it would never go back to this stage if she doesnt like me that way. never.

and to make things worse i dont think she does like me that way either. we do shit like go through her tinder profile and pick out hot guys (im bi).

it would fucking ruin me if i ruined this friendship. but at the same time i can feel it crumbling because of how i feel, i feel super guilty when she does shit like get changed in front of me, or fall asleep on me because i know she means it in friendly way, but i cant any more

I have a similar issue, although its not that bad.

I have a fear of people hearing me shit, so i always have to do it when nobody is home, and sometimes that takes like 3 days

then you have to be honest and tell her, or leave. you can't be there like that. what's the point of friendship if you're hurting like hell? better make it official that you guys are or are not couple material.

it will hurt at first, and the friendship will never be the same, but think about it: the friendship will never be the same when you know she's with another man.

It wasnt a mistake, i want it to go back to being just a friendship feeling so badly, but i cant control it.

id say well 3/4 of my friends are girls.

Been down that road. Worst mistake of my life.

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms friend

Sorry to hear, man

what

What the fuck

Not sure what to make of this

I would bang that bunny

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Who wouldn't

I've been having strong thoughts of suicide for months now. I've thought about it for years, but it's becoming an obsession. I sincerely hate life.

I am planning on crashing my motorcycle into an 18-wheeler so it looks like an accident. I have a $1.5M life insurance policy taken out for my wife. I also have a document drafted that gives her instructions on how to do virtually everything she needs to do in the event that something happens

I'm hoping this year is my last

I haven't been happy in 20 years. I honestly want to kill myself. The only reason I haven't yet is because I don't want to put my mom through that whole situation. So I keep my mask on even though I'm dying inside.

I´m not actually a faggot

>I rip people off for a living (made 10k in the past week)

>i have a gf of 2.5yrs but have been seeing another girl for the past few months. Just so happens to have the same name so no mix ups thankfully

>my (female) cousin stayed with me for a few days recently and I spy cam recorded her showering

same here, but i dont hate my life its more of a lack of meaning to live, the only reason as to wry i an still living is because its bearable i guess.

I was raped as a 4 year old and the only time i talked about it was to a friend and he made fun off me, my parents tought i forgot but i never did.

Story?

I mean the only good thing is that it helps me get better but only with sketches

Pic related, just finished / shitscribbled this now based off of an aunt and two cousins

I don't hate my life either- I just hate living. I have a gorgeous wife, custom built house, fast cars, bikes, 6-figure income.... I mean from the outside looking in, most people would kill for what I have.

But I dread waking up. Nothing makes me happy and all I do is work. I made $3k just in overtime last week, that's on top of my base salary of $2.5k/wk. Guess what? I was happier when I was living paycheck to paycheck 10 years ago.

more info on scamming?

Like what kind of scams you running and how do you avoid police.

also any tips for someone that wants to get into it?

im bisexual and nobody fucking knows, no even my girlfriend (im a dude)
i think that if i tell her may be she could lose some attraction to me

Most people suffer from this because they never deviate from routine. Plan something interesting and different once for every week so you can look forward to something. Try planning something big once a year at least as well

I told my girlfriend and she accepted it. You should tell her man

thinking about cheating on my wife. nothing wrong with her, nothing wrong with the relationship, just i dunno, not exciting enough?

How you scamming?

I am pretty sure I am a sociopath and autistic. The only reason i function in society is because i just copied what i see charismatic people do so i come off as just a humorous slightly awkward guy. When i get tired and cant hold the act people say that im being weird and act a lot different. I flagged a psych test in the navy but talked my way out of it. I never thought i was but after i went out into the real world i seem to be very different. But idk. Am i just overthinking it?

I have been fucking a friends mom for the last few years now

how did you tell her?

>Be me 4 years old
>Go with my parents to my neighboors house
> They have a son
>He says to me "Hey user come with me and i'll show you something cool"
>I follow him to his room
>He looks the door behind me
>He pulls down his pants and underwear and sits down on the side of his bed
>Tells me to suck his dick
>I say no
>He then tries convinces me his dick tasted like chocolate
>Me being autist 4 year old believes him
>Suck his dick
>He cums in my mouth
>I spit it out
>After we left on our way back to my house i turn to my parents and tell them what happened
>My dad is pissed
>He started walking towards our neigbours house
>I go inside my house

We moved not too long after

I'm rich but I'm still depressed as fuck.. I'm a piece of shit tbh

Sorry for bad english (not from a english speaking country)

woah, thats fucked up
how old was their son?

45

me and couple of friends fucked my cousin when she was 14.

No idea never talked about it to my parents and too young to remember

buy a girl?

Story?

nice, was it good?

once i had a threesome with a male friend and a friend's mom (as i said before im bisexual)
i havent told no one

Not all it's cracked up to be pal appreciate what you have because the hoes you find for short lived entertainment will not sustainably cook for you or clean up after you.
Assuming you have a good wife as you said and she does these things.

I want to devour and consume every single fervor of rage from every living thing, and even the entropy in the universe...and keep it all pent up inside. This feeling will be called "Darkness." Then when the time is right, unleash it onto everything until oblivion is in everyone's wake.

I kinda wanna fuck her. A lot.

I'm in the closet and it's hard for me to act disgusted whenever I see a dick in media when others are around

i know this. doesn't stop me wanting to. just want to go out and have a wild time for a bit

He said his mom's friend tried to finger him in the back of her car, stupid.

I am a guy. I go to Disneyland alone and Disneybound as Judy Hopps every time I go. Carrot pen and all