Wake up

>wake up
>look down at your legs
>see this
>what do

wonder how my dick got smaller.

fap furiously

>smaller

this

I thought dad was lying

Look around for whoever shaved me and painted my toenails.

WHICH FUCKING FAGGOT
PAINTED MY NAILS
THIS MORBID HUE

Cause you're now a trap and need a small cute dick to match obviously
Jack off wiggling my toes and cum all over them

I'd be so happy to see my diick. My dick's so small I piss on my balls.

Kill myself

fap furiously.

Think how my Penis grew.

wonder how my penis is now 8 inches bigger

...

i'd put socks on
>being barefoot in 2017

that's bailey jay, isn't it?

thank my surgeon for the successful operation

would insert girder/10

Immediately ask what's under my shirt.

not me, but i take that as a compliment
thank you
xD

I would wonder why my toenails are painted, why I have pubes, why my dick isn't circumcised, why I'm so pale, and why my legs are way fatter. Then I would probably freak out.

be happy that im not a nigger anymore

Why did you (you) me this

Oh, and I'd wonder where I am.

Get on CL and find someone to suck my feminine penis.

>stare at penis
>well that's new

pics or it didnt happen...i want to see you from the waste down.

No such thing faggot.

Wonder what the fuck happened and where I am and leave

N this?

hehehehe

That is one bent penis

I'm white now? I'd get me some of that privilege stat.

kek, no

would you remain this way if you had the option to go back to your bod?

Question applies to anyone

Sounds like someone is insecure and suffers of the diarrhea from the mouth

Depends. What kind of upper torso do I get? If I get tits, I'm good forever

Become sissy

Sounds like someone is a pathetic idiot who's trolling for nudes on Sup Forums cause he's too autistic to have social interaction with those around him.

Get a circumcision pronto. That shit is gross.

Sounds like you speak from experience.

...

Foregen regenerates your foreskin check it out

You guys are really close together you have the same i.p maybe he's down to fuck

Can't tell if clever way to say "go fuck yourself" or unfortunate result of stupidity

i would wonder why my dick got bigger but also uglier

Wonder who took my pants off, sat me up in a chair, painted my toenails, shrunk my dick, circumcised me, and oiled my legs while I slept.

beautiful legs and skin m8.

Wonder how my dick got bigger.