How do I make my suicide look like an accident?

How do I make my suicide look like an accident?

Tie a piano wire to your neck, superglue both hands to your head, have someone to secure the other end of the piano wire to a bridge and jump off. Piano wire will chop your head off and the result would be a headless body holding a head on its hands.

Leave a note that says, "whoops?"

accidentally

A car accident would give you plausible deniability of intent, provided these are no drugs in your system. Its going to be painfull however and if you do not complete your objective it will be even worse.

Be black and get pulled over by the cops.

A actually did laugh out loud to this. I'm going to Hell.

you could accidentally pull the trigger

auto erotic asphyxiation gone right/wrong?
you'll look like a pervert, but that's about it

Go to the Great Canyon
Dance closely to the edge
Fall
RIP in pepperoni

Assassinate the president.

Try to kill a top level official who thinks he's liked by intelligent people who he thinks are his peers who is actually more like your drunken idiot relative you tolerate at family gatherings who loves Fox news. You will be dropped by so many bullets you will probably not even feel it before you die.

Place a banana peel next to you and fall off the top of a building.

Dress up as a nigger Jew then go to Sup Forums

I was just thinking about this earlier! I landed on fentanyl overdose. Easy to do, just mix with coke and bust out a few more lines than you'll take so it looks like you intended to keep partying.

Buy an easy to overdose drug. Make a YouTube video (you will never get to post it, but video will be found). The video is of you "First Time I Try (easy to overdose drug)" They will find you dead from overdose, the video, and assume you died accidentally from being an idiot.

Other ideas include lethal and obscure legal drug interactions, 'slips and falls' from various high places (preferably with witnesses available to attest [and good acting on your part]) and the best and most full-proof is naturally occuring fatal diseases. An importance giving that you introduce them into your system in a non red-flagging manner.

>Accidentally pour water at the top of a staircase
>run through it
>slip
>fall on stairs and break neck

Voila

If you're going to commit suicide, don't just kill yourself. Do something worthwhile to someone at least. Go down saving someone else. Or, as an act of protest. Or just become a pirate and get totally murdered by a navy vessel. Or, just dont kill yourself at all, and instead move towns and carve out a new life for yourself.

This desu.
Buy a decent sized boat, launch near navy base, charge a ship leaving port.

You will be sunk so fast it's not even funny.

Don't commit suicide dumb fuck, get cryogenically frozen and time travel.

I mean, worse case scenario is you dye during it so win/win right?