Could Hulk beat Superman in a fight?

Could Hulk beat Superman in a fight?

He already did in the comics

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I thought Hulk was marvel.

At first Superman would win, but as the fight drug on the hulk would be come more, and more angry, and eventually turn into Pepe. At this point it would be a fair fight, but as Pepe became more frustrated, he would turn into his final form, and that form is
>Shrek
Superman would grow tired of trying to fight through shreks layers, and would find his own depleted, and then shrek would throw an onion at superman while he was flying slow, and knock him from the sky. Then shrek would start to penetrate his butthole until the blue suit, and eskrekt penis began to look like a strong man thrusting a cucumber into a bowl of blueberries over, and over again.

there's crossovers of Marvel and DC sometimes

>reddit-tier shrek meme

No, how is he even gonna touch him when he cant fly?

Hulk can jump high and throw rocks and shit at superman.
Use your brain, you fucking nigger.

Good fr you buddy

If Hulk is at normal strength, yes. Hulk can get exponentially stronger with emotion, however, and would eventually surpass Superman.

I'm not even a Superman fan, but they've basically made him a demi-god at this point. Superman could literally turn Bruce Banner into ash with this laser eyes before he even turned into the Hulk, or do it after he turns either way.
Superman could fly at the speed of light or whatever ridiculous number it is, and punch the hulk so hard his body would dissipate into the molecular level.
Superman is broken OP, these threads are useless.

You make my jiggly less jiggly.

If Hulk and Superman were slugging it out endlessly, eventually Hulk would win because he would get madder and madder and thus stronger and stronger. And eventually Superman's powers wear down if he's hit hard enough, and he needs to recharge (which takes a long time to get back to full strength).

But if you add strategy to the mix, then Superman easily win. He could just use his super speed and strength and fling Hulk straight up into the sky until he's floating around in space, uselessly, with nothing to push against so he can jump back to earth.

What if we're using the strongest incarnation of The Hulk?

And you think Superman is just going to float still in the same spot waiting for the green nigger to get him?

Also you are retarded if you think you can hurt him with rocks 'and shit'

Idk maybe. That's a what if though. Supermans basic iteration is already God like.

true I forgot about Superman's other powers

Superman is significantly powered down from where he was in the 70s and 80s.

Also, Hulk can regenerate from a single cell almost, so he's incredibly hard to kill. He can be incapacitated though.

Then how did Doomsday kill him?

Because generally speaking comic books always have some wacked out random shit happen to cause people to die, and then come back anyway.

He can come back, it takes time though, but I mean, pretty sure Superman flying at MAX speed hitting as hard as possible would change his cells into actual atoms.

No he didn't. Superman won that fight

same guy,
but that's assuming the Hulk doesn't do something to counteract the punch. IDK im really tired.

Yeah. Thats why Superman is boring AF. They keep trying to make movies of him, but he is not compelling or interesting at all, they have to crowbar bar in some sort of moral or Kryptoyte just to add a conclusion to unstoppable being does this. If he was an anti-hero, Unstoppable being does this could at least be fun. But it just ends with, he needs a cry. Lesson learned. Green stones are bad.

But Doomsday didn't kill him.

Superman is really really fast tho, I doubt the hulk has the reflexes to counter him but idk much about him tbh

Physically, Hulk is unrivaled by most (non-cosmic beings), like the Juggernaut.
So much so that he get's a bit wonky with physics.

But gravity still seems to apply to him. Take that away and he's no more of a threat than Iron Man without his suit.

Haha, you thought Superman was dead? He was only pretending~~

Could 1 fictional character defeat another fictional character? Guess it depends on who's writing the fictional story, eh?

Captain Obvious strikes again.

Never understood why superman doesn't just kinda say fuck it, I wanna be a billionaire. I mean think about it, if you're pretty much omnipotent, and the cure all for most of the worlds major problems, then why not at least have some fair recompense?

Because he's boring

>Exactly.
Dead pool is about the only superhero who really makes sense.

He was raised by good people when he arrived on earth. Not degenerates.

And do what with the money, as you said he's pretty much omnipotent he doesn't need any money

What use would he have for money? He pays no rent at the Watch Tower or Fortress of Solitude. He doesn't need a car, food or water. Just give him some sunlight and he can stay alive. For entertainment he watches porn without anyone knowing.

LOL SOMEONE HASN'T READ HIS NEWER COMICS

For a piece of shit like Frank Miller, even Batman or Green arrow can kill Superman. Coz kryptonite is readily available in your neighborhood K mart .

Don't read lots of comics but doesn't Superman outclass the Hulk in every way but being green?

ITT: the sound of vaginas going dry

>Nope haven't read them
But two questions.
>Did he turn into a whinny bitch?
>Did he stop doing whatever the fuck he wants?

Realistically, neither could defeat the other.
Hulk is powered by anger and can become infinitely strong.
Superman is faster, can fly, and can replenish his energy via the sun.
They can stalemate indefinitely. Realisticly.
Of you write one of them stupid, then sure, you can say one would beat the other.

>Nope meaning you're right, I haven't.

Watch the Hulk Vs Doomsday Deathbattle by Screwattack on youtube. Fuck the actual fight footage; they do the math for you here. Tldw; Hulk's rage is finite.

brains > brawns