Ask a p-psychologist anything!

Ask a p-psychologist anything!

I'm here f-for you Anonymous, don't s-suffer in s-silence!

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do i honk down some iced coffee today?

it is morning and have hour before manual honks

Why'd you study a shit degree and pseudoscience instead of choosing a real STEM or medicine/degree

how much longer will need to be affectionate and intimate with this pillow?

How to not give up?

I c-chose two real STEM degrees: Psychology and Computer Science.

S-sorry Anonymous, b-but both are STEM

*smiles and gently hugs* W-what are you giving up on, Anonymous?

I am not, still but at moments i want to throw everything through the window and get a "real" job back instead of chasing my dreams, shrug

In fact, it is so STEM, you can come over on an H1B1 with it: ice.gov/sites/default/files/documents/Document/2014/stem-list.pdf

W-what is a "real job" vs the job you are t-trying to get?

Psych is a not a real degree, you fucked up
The entire basis of your ''science'' is an old man's ramblings about what stages of development could be

It's comprised of a bunch of wishy washy theories, that nobody can actually test because, oh so convenient, the tech isn't there yet.

Just when you meet real doctors, don't try and pretend you're on the same level as them because being a psychologist does not make you a medical professional.

It's me kyouma..

ty op drinking coffee rn

honking excellent

Holy fuck, you're dense lmao

F-first, that's l-literally nonsense; it's a r-real degree in every sense of the word;

S-second, again, it is STEM:
ice.gov/sites/default/files/documents/Document/2014/stem-list.pdf

Third, I t-think you may have missed the invention of the fMRI d-dear

If your dog and a stranger is drowning and you can only save one which would you save? and if you save the dog do you have a mental illness?

*blinks* D-do you mean me personally?

As for if you have a mental illness either way, that's not enough information to tell.

"real job" getting something quickly i could get a clerk, enough to survive.

And well currently 100% freelancing but no projects, i invest the time studying and etc.

Get the picture now?

1. Learn it
2. Play with it
3. Live it
4. Execute it
5. Love it

S-sounds like both of those are real jobs dear.

Not sure why you can't just do both, tbh.

What do you thing in Freudian Psychology? and did you ever use it? Also why the hell do you speak like that?

W-why do you t-type like this?

OP this is the best coffee ever

honk be upon you

K-K-Kill yourself.

checkmate you win :D

T-talk like what, Anonymous?

Are you a g-goose?

Why?

but i already left a job to chase this, so you are telling me to give up?

I don't have the mental strength to do both

*blinks* W-what do you mean? What d-does mental strength have to do with it?

I've worked two jobs before dear, it isn't like it is some sort of suicidal pact.

So i quit my old job for nothing?

Morning Alice, I hope your day at work goes well! I just woke up.

Is controlling emotions enough that you don't express them unhealthy?

*blinks* N-no? What are y-you talking about?

Yes.

*yawns* M-me too

Nothing i guess i can't express myself

no i am chen

honk

Hope it's a good day~

GF Dumped me the week before I had a surprise engagement proposal for her set up.
Can't seem to be able to let go. What do? 6 months now.

How do I get better social skills?

It w-will take anywhere from 2 to 4 years t-to go back to normal, dear. Six months is j-just getting over the intense grief.

P-practice; get out m-more, and start t-talking to people!

Do you have a leddit account?

Of f-fucking course not.
Here is w-where you may contact me:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Instagram: nanopup
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: anekiho.me/chat2

Is there a god?

P-probably not.

Was this world created or a coincidence?

N-neither.

Well thats shitty. We were together half a decade and started dating some guy 3 weeks after she left me.

Fuck off Alice you faggot! Quit violating global rule 11 and go suck your fathers cock some more!

*hugs tightly, wrapping her arms around you and peering up at you* T-that's awful, Anonymous. Did y-you have problems or w-was it out of no where?

How did you get into Sup Forums?

I s-started in 2004 and n-never looked back

/adv/ got tired of his autistic stuttering and chased him out

l-literally never posted on /adv/
Also s-she

Is this the always beautiful Alice? Could you please post a pics of your amazing legs, they always make my day : )

Not a she faggot. You have a penis. You have never proved otherwise. That's why 80% of Sup Forums can't fucking stand your autistic ass. Gtfo

Also post ass and tits

You'll j-just have to show up f-for my stream tomorrow

I just came

Oh shit nigger, Alice forgot to stutter.

W-well, on that note, I n-need to get to work.

See you all tonight at 8PM EST f-for my Tea and Therapy thread

I can't stop smoking. I hate smoking, but smoking a cigarette is too damn refreshing
I hate how I smell and that I am addicted to cigarettes, and I feel it might actually be making me slightly depressed. And it interferes with my fitness.

How do I psychologically overcome cigarettes forever?

how the fuck do you stutter on the p in psychologist if its silent???

Lmao

>deflecting this badly, yet claiming to have a psych degree
Oh my sides!

>that pic
Wait a minute, you're that same faggot that's been shitposting in her threads for like over a week


dude what is wrong with you lmao

Will never happen. That's how we know he's a trap.

why do you psychologists like to pretend psychology is a science?

It was out of no where at the time. Thinking back I guess I should have seen it coming but I don't know. Was in too deep see

Damn though 2 years at least.

Still conversing with her. You know the whole lets be friends bs. Not sure if thats a good or bad thing.

> her

are you retarded?

Don't seem shocked, this is Sup Forums after all.

...

we all just came to your quads

The idea of s-stuttering in text like that is to stutter over the sound not the first letter always.. like psychologist.. making a 'p' sound then psy makes you sound like a 5 year old trying to figure out how to say it.

But over all I like this threads idea.

C-can I ERP with you?

I feel like thats trying too hard, but whatever floats your boat.

stop roleplaying and get some real friends
u are insufferable

>Quads
They're quints nigger

Kill yourself nigger

hey guy razor's friend here. what's your twitch?

w-hy are y-you talking l-like, a fagg0t?

The only time I've been relaxed in the last two years was when I thought my flight was going to crash coming in to land. Is there a word for that, for not being afraid of death?

It's like they don't understand how to apply the meme. nubs.

Hey