Ask a McDonald's employee anything

Ask a McDonald's employee anything.

kill yourself

why?

Op/ the job has made me want to

kill yourself

Where can i get a McRib?

Op/ any thing about maccas you ever wanted to know?

Op/ never in my time at maccas have they sold them, probably a rural maccas

Hey OP, is the icecream machine actually broken or are MCD's employees lazy shits?

The meat is from terrestrial creatures or is from space?

Op/ half time is broken and yea other half the front area employees are lazy, same for frozen cokes

Op/ each bite of maccas meat had hundreds of cows in it mixed together

Have you spit in someone's food?

Op/ actually no if i get a shit customer i just add shit loads of mustard and pickels to there burger

>hundreds of cows in it mixed together
Oh...

Op/ yep all cows meat is put through one big grinder and out come patties, dw its safe

Are the pizzas ever coming back?

Op/ probably not

Why no mulan sauce

Where is the Szechuan sauce

Was szechuan sauce really a thing ?

Can i have a large big Mac meal with a sprite, 6 nuggets and a strawberry mcflurry please?

Why does McD's make me so sick? I can eat other fast food, something in my body just rejects the McD's and I get wet, greasy diarrhea every time. Wendy's, Burger king and Sonic go down fine

12 years old

How do you plan on breaking free?

Op/ idk man this shit is unhealthy maby jusy avoid maccas

Op/ i dont take orders i cook sorry mate ill get a manager

I have worked part time at a McDolan's. Are your stoves also these horifying giant snackwitchers, and do you also have those wierd blue gloves for the handing of the patties. Lastly, we didn't need to wear hairnets, do you?

Where do you work?

Thanks bro.

Op/ when i Finnish school ima leave and get a real job

American Mcdonalds? What's your pay? What're your duties?

Op/ yes to the first two and no i dont wear hairnet i wear just my cap

yeah thanks good advice. I've stayed away from McD's and Tbell for a while now, a couple of years. I'm convinced they put weird chemicals in it or some shit tbh, and it's real low quality meat

Op/ Australian maccas i get 10.90 an hour and i cook and assemble burgers

Shit. That conjures imagery of mass grave in my tormented mind.
A mass grave in my tum tum...

They gonna bring back that szechuan sauce!?

What is the most disgusting thing you've seen on the job?

Op/ yea man definitely i only eat it because i get half price but i feel like shit because i eat it

how does this make you feel?

kek

Probably another Nigger

make me feel pretty good

Do they get mad at you if you eat at Burger King or other fast food?

Op/ not likely mate

>also you have tiny hands

I love McDonalds, but really only eat there maybe twice a year. I always have a stomach ache after.

>Australian maccas i get 10.90
Fug really? I was applying at my local macs because night work would suit me better around Uni

Burger king fag reporting in.
Sorry to hear that OP, this job really makes you want to kys.
How much do you make?

no

Op/ the oil sloths or the sause gun tips there crusty with sause when overnight doesnt clean

Op/ not American so dont have opinion

checkd

I also work for mcdoobies and can confirm ice cream machine breaks/needs to be cleaned every other minute.

durrrrr

Op/ ive eaten there at liest 3 times a week for nearly a year lucky im young and havent but on weight, i feel like shit tho

Op/ 10.90 Australia dollariedoos

aha, maybe I missed it but I wondered if you were american. The only people I know that call it maccas are Australian

Op/ yup aus fag here

>strawberry mcflurry

What is this sorcery?

Op/ yea there real at my maccas

Holy fuck.
6,10/h
I work as a delivery guy though, the "cooks" make 8,75/h
0/10 how much do you hate your job?
>8,5 for me
I work with fucking migrants 2/20 are locals the rest is criminal scum.
God I want to finish my fucking degree already.

>take son to McDick's
>order breakfast to eat-in
>see sign next to napkins
>take one only
>don't be wasteful
>save planet, etc.
>meal is delivered in paper bag
>no tray
>8 napkins in bag
WTF McDonald's?

If dubs or higher, you quit mcdonalds by yelling at the managers and wiping your ass on the meat patties, throwing them at customers , all at the same time

what is the meaning of life

>Having a son
>Browsing Sup Forums
>Crying over a bunch of napkins
Nigga you gay

All we have is oreo and m&m :c

How do you stop yourself keep from committing suicide?

Fug.

Do it, OP.

>not having a son
>browsing Sup Forums
>crying over a post
Nigga you lost at life
Also, check'd

Op/ hahahah employees dont care

Op/ having a life out side of work and knowing once i Finnish my education ill make more than anyone at maccas

How old are you?
It's hard to tell.

Op/ OP is leaving have fun talking bout maccas

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY *uuurPP* SAUCE YOU OF SHIT

Fucking reply to my post, nigger=

gib szechuan