Things you can say to a man but not a woman

Things you can say to a man but not a woman.

You aren't worthless

How's your job going?

you work for a living

let's be friends

Thanks for letting me explain myself instead of flying off the handle and denying me your pussy over a misunderstanding.

Hi, how are you?

kek

Show me your pens...

>your pussy
>man
>not a woman
try again

how big is that honker

lemme suck yo dick

you're a big guy

Dude

Anything resembling constructive criticism.

Ok, be there at 15:00

nice dick dude

While technically you CAN say/ask this to either a man or woman, you wouldn't want to ask a woman.

>What do you wanna do?

Nice penis.

Faggot

Mansplain yourself

Check your male privilege

Die cis scum

>where do you want to eat tonight

You are a fucking terrible person and I hate you.

Do that again, and I'll kick you in the nutz

Great driving!

There has got to be some mental damage in 100% of women where they cannot understand meetings. Maybe they're all just equally stubborn and think the world should move at their pace, but it's more likely that "reservation is at noon, be there or we miss it" is gobbledeygook to them. They hear it but just nod and smile instead of asking what it means.

Wow dude how much of a binary, cis, sexist mysogonistic pig can you possibly fucking be? I am so fucking triggered right now you really neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -sorry-need to check your privilege.

I want greasy food and beer, let's go to the bowling alley.

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DOG!!!!

I love how much you like me fucking you in the ass

Uh, women can have nuts nowadays too. Welcome to 2017.

Yo, park the car while i step into the shop

Are you circumcised?

Damn you got fat

I grab them by the pussy.

Yeah I know, it got out of hand and I'm not sure where to begin.

how about that raise! Fuck its good to get rewarded for hard work!

You are never, ever going to get laid

No homo

Eat my ass

could you reach around and rub my balls while your dick is tickling my colon?

YOU DISGUSTING HOMOSEXUAL

>[Truthfully] Great job today.

No reach around for you

"Doesn't Hillary Clinton suck on ice?"

I'd adore a girl with a dick.

You should see that poop I just made.

>What do you call that useless piece of skin around the vagina?
>woman

Wow, we really accomplished that difficult job quickly.

Sloppy seconds!

Chicks are just the worst at actual work, things that need effort. Taking a dick isn't effort, I could do that too. Blowjobs are effort. Coding is effort.

How long do you have to keep paying alimony?

i disagree

If my wife calls tell her I'm on the shitter.

I think auto insurance rates should be equal regardless of gender.

god damn it I hate not being able to disagree with girls. They get so indignant like you insulted them, as if their entire being is reliant on that one little thing. It won't even be anything serious, like music. drama fucking every time opinions come up. not even girlfriends, just regular friends who happen to be chicks.

oh whatever.
You just don't get it do you

What about my FEELINGS?

You men are all the same