This guy walks up to your gf and tells her to get down on all fours, what do?

This guy walks up to your gf and tells her to get down on all fours, what do?

holy shit a talking dog!

Neuter

Choke him with my bare hands

Give him pets

snap his neck

Threeway

Pet the dog and adopt him to show you're the alpha
Then fuck your wife

eventually tell him to settle down...maybe tomorrow

Fuck you.

Quads tells me that I got a feeling!

Get off on bestiality

Grab my camera in one hand and my cock in the other...

Lol almost

you're feeling a little off

>what do?
Get out the camera and prepare to fap

>get

Find a new girlfriend.

My last one was charmed by a dog and flew off with it riding on her back into the sunset.

enjoy the show

winner

So you only have one hand left?

You got it

holy shit a talking dog!

Tell my gf to do it, then fuck her mouth while he mounts her

This right here. That's my fetish, after all.

what's that lassie? Billy fall down the well? again?

Cuckold

Hey uh... you got anything more like this?

...

Thanks.

I shout: "Sitz Blondie!" an he will immediately sit down. Obedient little doggo.