Mom, dad, this is my new gf - Tanisha

>mom, dad, this is my new gf - Tanisha.
How would your family react?

>nigger nigger nigger
pavement ape nigger obsolete farm machinery
spear chucker nigger nigger nigger porch monkey nigger jiggaboo nigger nigger

Family gangbang.

I have nothing left to teach you son. The student has surpassed the master. Good job

>How much did you pay her user?

My mom would wonder where my wife was and why I was trying to talk to my dead dad.

"I got AIDS too and now gtfo of our home"

>You're shit at lying user..

Prolly just be happy that I'm not a fag.

Proud as fuck.

Prolly get kicked out because my mom hates gays, lesbians etc.

/thread

she is hot yes

Considering my sister just got plugged with niglet, I'd say this would hit the back burner pretty quickly.

Dad said he's okay with it, Tanisha

You know the rules, whip 'em out.

>"THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE"
>"NIGGERS AREN'T WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE"
>"ALSO WHAT'S HER SNAP YOU JIGGABOO LOVING SINNER?"

They would try to fuck her

>We thought you were gay user

"What happened to Sophia? You should *insert alt for fuck* around like that son."

shouldn't* kek

Yeah same here

>Who are you? And who's this girl?
Then i remember that i have no family. And no GF.

...

Can I plz fuck ur gf son?

"Girlfriend? What does your wife think?"

She doesn't look like a gorilla and she isn't indian so they would be probably be okay

family would be upset, because I am married and have children

They'd probably just be glad that I finally got a girlfriend and that I'm not a gay homosexual.

Yup

Mother towards me: I understand you were stressed with femanon, but you took responsibility to help her.
Now I'll have to help her instead and she will feel terrible about it.

Mother to girlfriend: Hi, you are welcome in our house but don't take user too seriously.

Dad to me: *hahahahahahaha* she doesn't look like a serious-conversation type, I bet your friends will soon hear from you.

Dad to Gf: You are welcome, don't take user too seriously.

That could never happen.

>But you are gay, user, stop trying to fool us and don't waste the girl's time.

true?

mom - "make me some grand babies"
dad- "can i get next?"

>Ok fine son, I mean, you already have AIDS

>Cool, I always wanted to go to the jungle

Dad: "I'm just glad he isn't gay."
Mom: "Oh honey, you can do better."

Meanwhile...
Grandpa: "Put a baby in her, right now!"

You probably are. If you're giving them that vibe and the only thing that says otherwise is bringing a girl home. Just embrace it

Those good ol dad jokes huh

Probably wouldn't give a fuck since I'm an adult.

Also they see how illogical it is to judge an individual based on the actions of others because they look similar.

What the fuck are you talking about

Kek

dad: "damn son i'm proud of you, took you a while but you made up for it"
mom would be less enthused but just happy i have a girlfriend

My dad would commend me on landing myself a hot piece of ass.

...

We're your fam, fam. I may not always personally be there. It might be the crazy little bro, or demented cousin telling you to kill your self. But know I will always come home, and I want nothing but the best for you.

My mother would be upset if I left my girlfriend, because she needs my help right now and part of the trouble she is in was caused by me. My mother would then feel entitled to help my gf and my gf would feel bad about it.

Kek

Jesus Christ, son, good fucking job!

K K K Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa

Hotter than ANY methmouth tractor puller you'd ever bring home.

Every male: "Fuck she's hot"
Mom: "She seems nice"

They'd say "lovely to meet you Tanashie.... Now both of you get the fuck out, we don't have enough food for you two".

I would be mocked for this by my siblings openly and my elders would say they are happy, but really disappointed and disgusted. No nigger blood is allowed in our family or else they would face becoming an outcast or pariah. Having the branch cut off the family tree, so to speak.

So beautiful

Dad was disapprove quick. Mother would also once she hears the stupid name.

Come play your incoherent shitsong in my town, please

My grandmother would probably call her a nigger. My grandfather and mom would beg me to have sex with her only After marriage.
The Rest would call Her hot.

My mom would start crying tears of happiness hoping she might have grandchildren after all and my father would give me a proud look for the first time ever.

My mom would ask why I hadn't mentioned her before, where we met, has she eaten - you know, the mom thing. Dad would wait until her back was turned and offer a fist bump. My sister would glom onto her and decide THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS NOW... sis has issues. My kid brother wouldn't think anything of it, he doesn't put his head in my relationships. He'd just shake her hand, then go back to his Disgaea.

tl;dr - The same way they'd react to almost anyone I brought home.

You don't even wanna know LL Cool J

I'm not murrican user

they'd be shocked I'd punched so far above my weight, mostly

Who gives a fuck about how they would react? look at this babe mmm mmmm

Very good user.
Your grandfather had one just like it.
She could cook a mean cornbread.
But your grandmother complained that she screamed a lot at night.

nigger detected.

>phew, at least she's not russian

Thank God, we were beginning to think
you were gay son!

that must suck

They wouldn't care as long as she is a bitch

Brrrrrr

you've got us you colossal faggot! :)

I fucked a nigger in my parents basement back when i lived there

>user dont you love your grandmother?
Gets written out of will.

Yep, this. In all honesty my family would say "I hope she makes you happy. She is absolutely gorgeous, however, remember beauty fades and I hope to god she can cary on a conversation and enjoys your sense of humor."

N, it's actually better, I can tell what murricans generally have or are because I have it too or can be too.
Quality of things is rather expensive in murrica and people generally want the same things because not very well educated.

They would act nice at first, then when she'd leave my father would tell me that he'd hang me along her if I made nigger babies with her and fucked up my heritage.

I'd go against my family for a beautiful niggerresse like her.

y-your dad's been dead for ten years, user.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THE GENDER OF OP'S PIC?

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

Hard to say since they've been dead for years.

Anonymous is always here for you fagott. chin up

my wife would be pretty mad

>a gay homosexual
not like those regular homosexuals

>because she needs my help right now and part of the trouble she is in was caused by me
user, you gotta greentext this shit man.

What happened to that mixed grill you were engaged to?

She's hotter than any white girl I'v ever seen