Last plan to destroy stick failed

last plan to destroy stick failed
we need new plan
unstoppable plan
stick menace must be eradicated!

Just dubs it awway

wait... how do we know if that worked...?

>0033
oh shit niga

eat stick

this nigga got dubs too!

this is now a get thread

what should we get?

I hail our new Stick overlord and await it's orders.

Why destroy stick when we can send it into space to rule over another race

Get fucked

Gets?

Dubs kills stick
Trips revives stick
Quads replenishes stick to 100% health and breaks each segment in two

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>pay 2m to private task force comprised of ex sas, spetsnaz and EKO Cobra
>kidnap stick
>hild stick in inescapable bunker
>Kidnap Elon Musk
>get him to agree to put stick on next space X flight
>fly stick into space
>stick, encased in concrete and rhodium is jettisoned at perfect time
>collision course with moon
>strikes moon surface, embedding it in rock
>set up moon base to monitor stick
>every few months, send task force (stationed on moon), to sit to ensure stick has not escaped
>task force accept they will die there as no rockets will be allowed to land, for fear of the stick escaping
>base surrounded by lazer defence grid that will burn stick iff it comes close

the stick is defeated

Don't snap it
Then you have two stick
Stick win everytime.

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Can we burn stick?

This

No, it's like zombies. All you get is a burning stick, twice as dangerous.

blyet

launch stick into space...only solution

If you burn the stick, it is released into the atmosphere as CO2, taken in by other plants and becomes thousands of sticks! dont burn it!

see

Be the stick

so i wasn't wrong, good

Fly like a burd

Did you really think it was the monks doing the chanting and converting? You're wrong. It was stick. He will just convert your puny task force and use it against you. Stick win everytime.

witnessed

burn it.

then its not stick its charcoal.

/thread

just put that monster stick in acid. nothing survives acid.

See

threads been /threaded

cant unthread a threaded thread

You can't /thread your own post

Shut up faggot, you can't /thread your own post.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM

/thread

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see
get fucked

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do it pussy. you wont

/thread

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ez dubs

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Stick it

pfff hahaha

i laughed pretty damn hard at that. and the picture of slapping my shit

had a blast thanks user

jesus, havent you seen the movie "gay niggers from outerspace"?

sending a stick to space just makes them more dangerous.

That's an aboriginal dumb fuck.

>had a blast thanks user
Me too. I'm glad there are still some cool people around on Sup Forums. I raise my glass to you. Cheers.

You're right, what about sending the stick to the core?

The pressure and temperature will turn it into the hardest metal known to man, even harder than diamond.

cheers