ITT: essential numale-core
ITT: essential numale-core
cara needs to get hit in the head with a brick many times
Adaptions of YA novels should be outlawed
>School Library Journal
Her and Ex_Machina
Getting cucked by robots is numale as fuck.
mandatory
Isn't Ex-Machina a redpill cautionary tale about white knightism?
Suicide Squad and Mad Max Fury Road
also
numales love this garbage
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Basically anything with Michael Cera acting like a bumbling beta
Numale hall of fame
Would have been good if the protagonist and the best friend fell in love while looking for her, but instead best friend, for no reason, falls in love with the retard that pissed in the van
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Basically every single superhero movie, especially those from Marvel.
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It makes them feel like they could fuck Emma Stone if there was a zombie apocalypse.
Writing YA novels should be outlawed.
James In The Giant Peach
Nightmare Before Christmas
Mars Attacks
Fuck off Sup Forumstard cancer
>Paper Towns
>Literally Gone Girl lite
What's the deal with her fucking hair ???
ACK ACK ACK-ACK
as much as I enjoyed it he literally gets cucked by his ipad
Fight Club. I was in high school when it came out and to this day I still refuse to watch it just because of the way everyone talked about it. There was a group that even tried to create their own fight club because they were so obsessed with that movie but they were all white and they couldn't fight so it was just embarrassing for everyone.
Me earl and the dying girl or whatever it was called.
Her is way too self aware to be truly nu male.
Have some Reddit tier comedy.
>he literally gets cucked by his ipad
that's a perfect plot summary
Is numale becoming the new fedora? Then we list random movies and label them?
Inb4 Found the numale!! derp he derp
I was going to include those Dark Knight movies but it belongs in the capeshit category. Capeshits tend to be dumber and overtly misogynistic
Their tastes do overlap quite alot though
>films based on books written by a /his/ meme
care to explain why?
didnt that book end with earls BBC being the cure for cancer?
It has become the norm
Look in the mirror
All true. The hipster patriarch killed real male cinema
Fedoras are numales by definition.
in what way is it numale? have i misunderstood numale?
>Everyone's stupid except me with my progressive beliefs: The movie
I was like 15 when it came out and even back then it made me cringe, I had to turn it off.
hell yeah bro that's a great one
I like to rewatch The Art of Getting By and listen to 21 Pilots
great way to pass the time while my wife-to-be is having a girl's night out
That was actually a good movie tho
American culture is so stupid but I'm totally above it all: The Movie
I hated this fucking movie so much. It pretty much alienated me immediately because of how obnoxious it was in insisting on its own 'awareness'
There was just not any kind of hint of subtlety about it.
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck a numale is?
>anything with Michael Cera acting like a bumbling beta
So, everything with Micheal Cera
This movie is so bad.
Can't understand how anyone can truthfully say they enjoy it.
A feminine hipster that votes for more immigrants and enjoys his girlfriends dildo up his ass
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When I watched it I honestly thought it was mocking the type of people that would listen to one of those hamfisted monologues and say "fuck yeah!" or something like that. It was the only reason I made it through the whole thing.
Fucking this. And people never seem to shut the fuck up about it, like you talk to someone who ironically brings it up as an allegory for current events and every time they act like they're the only ones smart enough to "get" it.
>t. numale
i think this is one the few movies that i couldn't watch it until the end.
>Everyone's stupid except me with my progressive beliefs: The movie
Wat.
The whole point of idiocracy was that retards outbred the smart. They've shown retards as white because otherwise the movie wouldn't get made, but you can get the general idea and it's pretty Sup Forums tbqh.
Fuck you that movies amazing
Progressive beliefs like using water instead of gatorade for plants
It's a beta acting as if it is an alpha.
Fight club isn't a numale movie, too much toxic masculinity. It's manlet fantasy.
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Is this another one of those threads where gormless, bitter neckbeards try to persuade themselves and reassure each other that being a gormless, bitter neckbeard means you're at the apex of masculinity?
Yes.
If you dislike it go back to /r/eddit.
yes
>toxic masculinity
Back to tumblr
Nu-male """"comedy"""" right here.
>I cannot tell when someone has invoked a term ironically and my reflexive response is to shitpost
I'm not even the dude you're responding to but what the fuck.
Did a guy on a bike rape the artist's mom or is it some new conspiracy theory I don't know about?
What's the opposite of nu-male core then? War movies?
Arnoldcore
you tell me
Whatever's currently popular on Sup Forums, user, you know that.
Carey looks like that one ARE YOU KIDDING ME guy
Lmao the shill is upset
Sorry you wasted your money
Arnold movies
So capeshit?
Is numale the new cuck?
Muscular filmmaking or anything that has """"problematic"""""" stuff
they are basically the same
Pretty much interchangeable
they dont care about that, they just self-insert as the main character today because they are nu male redditors.
Probably. Bear in mind though that if these guys thought getting fucked in the ass like that kid in the greenhouse scene from Scum was somehow the opposite of "numale" and/or antithetical to "reddit" they'd do it.
Pixar
It is though, you nu-male dicklet. They're portrayed as unstable terrorists in the end.
>Pixar
>Not for nu-males
Certainly not to be confused with bold and unholden men like ourselves.
500 days of summer
Should compile a numale movie chart and post/upvote it on imgur, numale central.
Anything by Zack Snyder
>500 days of summer
Any movie Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in, really.
>Start reading this
>Beard: check
>Glasses : check
>24 yo
>Fuck! Am I one of those
>Rest of the points don't check
>Dodge a bullet there
Stop trying to scare me
Any superhero film
Conan the Barbarian 1982
Do you like capeshit or vidya?
anything by wim wenders
Do you like mil and biscuits?
People often tell me I look like Conan.
(That's me in the Haruhi shirt pondering the riddle of steel, btw).
>I'm a bumbling, fat, obnoxious, oaf angry society no longer worships violent impotence
you bumbled the second half of that sentence, cuckboy
Nu-males will settle at anything above 124