MOTD 2 thread

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This thread is sad.

It's going to be dead, united customers won't watch and arsenal customers have their hugbox

>moyes had 2 points more than mourinho after 13 games

Have a bump

Arsenal fans circlejerk in their own thread and the Manure customers have gone missing, so nobody hyped for it i guess

>We've been in this situation before

Arsenal in a nutshell

>Arlo and Finley Walcott

Theo Walcott is the whitest black person in the world.

>4th place
Nowhere else is more comfy

>steady 4th
>Above Spurs

every time

>ozil

>That first Arse goal
Didn't know John Stones transferred to Bournemouth

>Koeman: "I wasn't aware of Josh Sims when I was here and he is not my problem - I work for Everton, not Southampton." #EFC #SaintsFC

Wew, that story about Koeman just ignoring Southampton's youth looking pretty solid right now

>Worst start for 27 years
>Manchester customers

worth
every
dab

>That Manure customer not even celebrating the goal, just getting his camera out instead

>brush over how Ibrahimovic was meant to be marking Sakho, and the West Ham goal in general
>spend almost a minute wanking over him and Pogba on the United goal

>pogba finally got an assist
we'll be hearing about that non stop on sky

If Payet was 5 years younger he'd be sold for £50m easy

>worse than moyes and van gaal
>mourinho

He should be on at least 5 if it weren't for Ibrahimovic wasting every chance

>Le dab man getting booked for simulation
FUCKIN' LOL

I'm glad that we didn't have to hear Martin Tyler commentate over it, small mercies


>Mouyes sent off

kek

Posting the classic that started it all youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI

Worth every pound.

martin tyler is the GOAT you fucking faggot

get the fuck outta here

Rojo is shit, that was a pen

>martin tyler is the GOAT
Nah, he's embarrassing with how biased he is.

Era penal

Martin Tyler is a fucking faggot who jizzes his pants anytime Pogba or Rooney touch the ball. His bias on Man Utd matches is fucking hilarious

>Pogba takes pot shot from 40 yards that flies over
>POOOOGBBBAAAAAA

>Opponent score great goal
>Silence for 5 seconds
>Muffled commentary

kek ABUs still mad af when we're shit

>Ferguson's complexion

His liver is gonna give out any day now kek

>can't even toast some bread right

wife material right there

>Martin Tyler is the GOAT

Sky Sports News HQ HD babbies, I swear.

His nose is horrible, wonder how much whiskey he's consumed in his life

that's just his style. that muffled commentary. hushed excitement

he's the goat

>very lucky goal

lolwat, how was it lucky.

Wonder how much time they'll spend on Nogba's dive

I hope everyone is having a good sunday evening/night

I was until you arrived

M8, it's on camera, it's a blatant dive.

I'd love to drive over Rui Faria's face. Horrible little rat.

Mourinho's assistant is as delusional to reality as him

That's not nice, you never met him.

united are literally turning into liverpool

>All of United's chances are launching crosses into the box for a targetman

Didn't they shit on Moyes and Van Gaal for literally the same thing

LVGs United created about 1 or 2 chances a game, passed it sideways and backwards all day and played unbelievably boring football. Not really the same thing.

Yeah, but this is different, because it's Mourinho, which means it's impressive defensive and counter attacking football.

Yeah, Mouyes is literally copying Van Gaal's "send in felleini and launch it to him" tactic

sounds extremely similar

Shock horror, practically glossed over it

I hate Mourinho but it's a fair point to mention how Klopp gets away with his antics, not even ABL but that yellow toothed cunt's fanboys get under my skin

>Man Utd are way too rich to do a Leeds and just fuck off for a bit

Sad

Klopp doesn't kick water bottles when decisions go against him, Wenger got sent off for the same thing.

Guess it's a potentially dangerous missile or whatever bollocks. Could probably be sued if it hit someone in the crowd

United are much more direct under Mourinho, have created 4th most chances per game and the 4th most shots on target per game in the league. It's just a matter of awful finishing and silly mistakes.

Mou is a petulant child, Klopp and Conte have antics but they aren't cunts

>ashley williams wearing blue

shit meme

>Somehow Everton are still 7th
>Only got 6 points from 8 games

Crazy

>Conte
>not a cunt

LITERALLY in his name

Well played
The middle section of the table is very shit

>pogba has the same number of assists as a southampton academy graduate this season
lel

Sims looks like he could be Domhnall Gleeson's brother.

>it's a Martin calls offside even though Jagielka is starting right in front of call episode

>it's a fair point to mention how Klopp gets away with his antics
> that yellow toothed cunt's fanboys get under my skin

>not even ABL

>poach their manager
>can't beat them

>Bolasie cost £30m

They're lucky Spurs poached Sissoko or they'd have the worst summer transfer window

£30m is the price for average players now.

And less goals than Gareth Mcauley jej

bolasie has been good for everton u mug

What about West ham missing out on target after target? Then ending up w/ Zaza.

Sims is the new Pele according to the English press

£25m bid for Sims from Liverpool incoming

...

Was Lukaku actually playing today?

Some days he looks like he just doesn't give a fuck, just slowly jogs around up front not even trying to get the ball


>buttblasted Koeman

kek

Zaha is defecting to play for the Ivory Coast, why do we let niggers play for England when none of them actually give a shit about the country? Id rather lose every game with passionate players than lose the important games with mopey cunts jogging around wishing they were at KFC

Koeman salty as fuck.

Josh Sims passed the ball 2 yards to Charlie Austin to score. I hope you realise how good that means he is.

Remember when Everton fans thought they were going to sign world class players

Genuinely wanted them to win the league when Suarez was there, many people didn't like his antics and his "boyish personality" last season but since they're doing so well now things are different
What a punchable face

>Ian Wright doesn't care about England

Hahaha Koeman being a crybabby autist

Forgot my trip.

Not like he has any chance to play for England though.

Ian Wright isn't a nigger, he's a black man

Well he was born there. Can't blame players for wanting international careers

That Josh Sims seems like he might be on the spectrum. Let's hope he's one of those savants and football is his gift.

>reverse movement

I see Sims is gonna be the new meme media obsession

Guess they got bored of Rashford

Josh Sims for England?

Let's hope he doesn't get poached by the Special Olympics team

WC2018 even more confirmed for coming home now we've got based Josh Sims in the side.

Don't choose England in the first place then.

He should be starting m8

>niggers

Remember when Ward-Prowse was considered a good exciting prospect?

He's already 22 years old now

Can't stand "Chappers", the tax-dodging cunt.

>a white man with a double barrelled name

odd

How long have you been a Sims fan? I've been a fan since his first game in PL

Hello Ahmed

All he has to his game is set pieces

This basically sums up my life desu senpai