BEACH?

BEACH?

why does he wear the mask?

>2 words

FOR
YOU

oops

If I pulled off your clothes, would you die?

Mr. Penis, I'm NBC

wait come back, you get get to bring friends!

...

you know what i don't even want the doctor i just wanna get to the aircraft

Crashing this girl

i said nothing!

Perhaps he's wondering why you would tell a man that he's free to leave before arresting him outside the building

What scene was this in? I don't remember this in the movie.

>so you wanted to have sex with a 14 year old

>right

ill allow this

a daring meme synthesis!

his kid was great. I used to call him Cookie Guy Slim. I swear to god, he'd make your local pastry chef look like a fuckin' pedophile, he was terrific he was the best and he was built pretty good too...

Is the movie called The White Knight Rises? And with White Knight i mean penis.

You know what, I don't want the bonus anymore, I just wanna go home and party

What movie is this guy

SHOPPING, I MUST GO SHOPPING!

Is this some kind of master plan or something? I was just on my way to Uzbekistan

Chris's life is fantastic, spending days chasing and engaging in meaningful conversations with clearly mentally retarded people.

i absolutely despise baneposting but these are actually funny

>put the fucking drinks in the fridge or I will make you prolapse

I'm still amazed they left this uncensored when the show aired.

Help

That episode was so obviously fake.

The bit where they had the Slav describing how he and his friends treated people that didn't pay rent pushed it over the edge.

that guys face makes me genuinely uncomfortable