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lazy sundays edition

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maisie

Who /absolutemadman/ here?

>still live with mummy
>didnt get her a card

love that smell after rain

who chooses to be religious?

all your days are lazy you clog wearing cunt. thats why your life is in tatters.

AMIS OUT OUT OUT

shit did I miss mother's day

JANNY GET YOUR GUN

Reckon ribena will be shaggable once he's finished his transition?

did you choose to not be religious? or did it just seem obvious to you

*sjoots you*

was walking along the highstreet earlier and lots of pea-brain runts dashing to tesco to buy shitty chocolates and ugly flowers as tokenistic gifts.

*spends thousands on useless plastic shit that fills up my ugly apartment*

tried some macadamia nuts for the first time today. take like shortbread

popping off to the ol' toilet in a sec
you lads want owt?

he looks happier than you'll ever be.

in the way that it combines being a bus and being a tram without really being that great at either

to be really effective it needs specialised infrastructure (its own lanes and station facilities) at which point you're not that far from an actual tram or light rail system

but if it's cheaper then it's probably a good idea for places that need an upgrade

is it safe?

>apartment
foy

ayy lmao

post pics

HERE WE GO AGAIN

ASKING WHERE I'VE BEEN

YOU CAN'T SEE THE TEARS ARE REAL I'M CRYING (YES I'M CRYYYYINNNG)

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>aiming for happiness
literal manchild

>did you choose to not be religious?
yes, just like my parents did before me

I'll acknowledge that despite anything people say, we ultimately will never know if a god really has created us

However, I don't think I need religion in my life and if paradise exists, god'll be wise enough to treat me like a good person and I'll go to paradise
coz I don't consider myself to be a bad person at least

that one of lisa ann pretending to be sarah palin is the first porno i did a wank to

most people don't understand what actual happiness is

>have a terminal case of yellow fever
>all chinks here look like spotty dogs
NEED one that looks like pic related

*tackleglomps you* x3 *botices buldge* OwO what's this...?

got a chinese gf
she's pretty

enjoy your bitterness then, loser.

let me guess, you do right? you somehow know what most people dont. cant wait for this profound revelation.

not with trump as president

Lads, this is real, this isn't an edit. This is LITERALLY how the London local news is

youtube.com/watch?v=YeeThRJ61ec

>your parents aren't religious
>the entire influence on your formative years was from people who aren't religious
>you "chose" to not be religious
ah yes... very coincidental

...

thats kind of what yanks do
They act happy as larry until one day they walk into their office with a shotgun and blow everyones brains out

Any other 30+ a day smokers in here?

Why are restaurant hostesses always hot blondes?

I'm 35 and a good portion of my income goes to plastic trinkets
but I'm happy so who are you to judge?

>2 consecutive news stories about muslims
woah... it's anudda shoah

CRUSHED
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screaming at this image

>no one chooses to be religious

Them things with the massive heads are shite.

never underrestimate size on google maps

thought a little part was going to take me 15 minutes to walk, ended up being 3 hours

britain is actually quite big

>hey user we're heading to the clinic want anything
Yeah man, just hit me up with 2gs of some kief
>fer sure man, see ya in a min

I love california

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HELP

>being this upset and bitter about people's harmless interests that bring them contentment
sort your life out

explain how it's a choice?

went through his instagram and he actually seems like a nice lad tbf, just maybe not the sharpest tool in the box

hes got a respectable chode

>2 whole stories over the course of 60 seconds
London has well and truly fallen lads

>acid attacks
>sharia councils
>don't worry lad now we're going to start speaking english

fucking hell the memes are real

Because in civilized countries, people are free to hold whatever religious beliefs they want

but acid attacks are a good old fashioned british crime going back to victorian times
at least theyre assimilating in that regard i guess

the fella who's saying this is the same one who was saying "we dont know that it's the perpetrator" during the london attack when that picture of khalid masood surfaced. He's taking the piss but is an EXTREMELY good baiter

>the south
Disgusting.

I miss the big guy...

>civilized
FOY
FO
F
FO
FOY

>anyone that criticises my pathetic life is upset and bitter
the rise of manchildren is a serious problem in society
it's the death of art and culture

I hate contemporary modern culture, it's so shit and shallow with no redeeming qualities at all.

Also this I don't get why those fucking things are popular, they are designed incredibly ugly

Rorkes are the only true Britons

that's not really an answer to my question. How do you choose to be religious?

>brits did it 200 years ago so it's fine is muslims do it now

they really bum you on this

REALLY need an angry new york latina gf to beat me up

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you definitely seem bitter and upset. grow up.

>the rise of manchildren is a serious problem in society
>it's the death of art and culture

Fuck off Limey

this is a VERY good image

lol

khalid masood when he converted to islam

...

HOWLING

ub nub, eee chop yub nub,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah.

Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah

Coat ee chah tu yub nub,
Coat ee chah tu yah wah,
Coat ee chah tu glo wah.

allay loo ta nuv

Glo wah, eee chop glo wah, ya glo wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa.

Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah!)
coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa!)

Ah yes the North and London

thanks la

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>yank politics in MY /brit/

conversions are literal psychosis or forced upon you and you don't actually believe it
how are either of those choosing to be religious?

gave me tingles
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>tfw south west

*bans Islamophibians*

Is "nerd culture" the worst thing to happen this century so far from an artistic point of view?

can only imagine the state of the seething eastern euro runt that took the time to make this image

Donald Trump is eligible for British citizenship and therefore /brit/ related

listened to some advice i got here and just ordered meself a compression shirt to see if it reduces my lumpiness

if you don't live in a white area of this map i feel bad for you

you're the one who was saying that khalid masood was probably a bystander aren't you ;)
you're genuinely probably one of the most skilled posters here in your baiting abilities, but could you maybe do it in another thread? /cum/ is extremely easy to set off, so is /britpol/ x

reckon the grown men basing their entire consumption pattern on children's media should grow up
this idea that we are all atomised individuals who can't judge other's behaviour is poisonous iah

nice population density map

wow highly populated areas have more muslims, who would have thought

live in a light next green next to a dark green
>tfw cultured

I'll admit it, I laughed

>act like a wasteman
that's not me

Give cara gf now

which is the one for you /brit/?

post fucking machines

Massive dose of ascorbic acid traight up the shitpipe

The foreskin is peeling back from my third eye, my almonds are activating

this is literally just a population map

reminder that trump is scottish