Last night I had sex for the first time in almost four years. It was also my first time having sex with a prostitute

Last night I had sex for the first time in almost four years. It was also my first time having sex with a prostitute.

I met a her off of Craigslist. After we finished we just cuddled and talked. We talked about a lot of personal stuff about both of us. We also talked about our interests, and we like the same video games and tv shows.

Then I gave her a ride across town and we had more time to talk. She had me drop her off right next to her place, she told me she usually gets clients to drop her off several blocks away but she trusts me.

She sent me an email a little later saying:

Hey ! Was nice seeing you ! You're quite handsome and down to earth :)

But I hope to see you again perhaps before I leave :)

I emailed her back asking if she wanted to just hangout and play video games some time that she isn't busy, and told her I'd give her a ride wherever she needed to go if something came up. She didn't respond.

I feel like an idiot now. Am I wrong for thinking we could be friends? Did I really misjudge the situation? I'm aware that women will pretend to like you for money, but I honestly thought we were kinda like friends.

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Shes a pro and youre a rookie. You just lost the game.

Ya unless she offers to fuck you for free she's just being nice for money but you already know that deep down so idk why I even bothered to type this

I don't know if she thinks I'm looking for free sex or she doesn't want to be friends or what the deal is. Maybe she thinks bad of me for going to a prostitute?

you didn't roll triple

Give it too much thought and/or send her another mail -> BETA AS FUCK

Continue with your life, say nothing more -> KIND OF ALPHA

Move on pal, keep fucking sluts

She legitimately shared interests with me. She couldn't fake that. She quoted Rick and Morty and talked about Halo. She told me about growing up in foster homes and about her dreams of going to school.

I feel like it was more than just being nice for money.

I'm about to be in the same boat. Only difference is that we haven't fucked yet. She's told me she's never gone through with fucking for money, and I'd be the first. Been getting along really well.

I'm glad I read your post, OP. It's going to help me bring my head back down from the clouds.

This, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife

Ignore this, oven if she fucks you for free, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife

Love me some hookers. Call these cunts, they are fine as can be

I could pay to fuck her again, but I feel like I shouldn't be paying to fuck her if we're going to be friends.

Do I just forget about her? I don't know how to feel. It would have been cool to be friends though.

I don't want to fuck her for free or turn her into a housewife. Just be friends

Op, she's a fucking hooker. I understand you haven't fucked in four years but you need to try to think logically here. You don't want to get into that situation

Yes, forget about her. You can't turn a how into a housewife

>whore
>capable of being anything more
You realize that most of their clientele are people who can't get women right? There living is based off your wages and how often you pitch in. They suck up their pride and delve into shit they think you would like. And of course she probably has some tragic backstory shes a prostitute. All I'm sayin OP don't go looking for love in a whore it will never work. They love the money buddy not you

Hoe*

I don't care. She's cool. I'd like to be friends.

So it was your mom wasn't it

Hahahahaha youd be paying to fuck her especially if sje was yoir girlfriend

She's remembering the old adage:

Make money off your friends because your enemies won't do business with you.

I've been friends with hookers, and fucked one more often than I can remember. Another offered, but it just never happened. It's not impossible, but don't expect it without her prompting it first.

That one post is right, only initiate correspondence from here to do business. Keep it friendly though, and she just might come around.

All these chumps in this thread.
Mate you paid her to be interested in you and that's what she did. She told you she liked the same shit about you. Read you as another John and worked you over like chump. She's emailed you because she sees a return client.
The girl has excellent marketing and sales skills.

Man, be honest. You don't want to be "just friends" with her, do you?

It gives me the impression that you feel lonely, and this girl suddenly gives you in a couple of hours sex and shared interests, and starts your heart engine, amairite?

I'm not looking for love. Just a friend.

Most people here aren't understanding that I'm just looking for friendship. Makes me wonder if she did the same. Maybe I should have been more explicit.

No you do not want to be friends with a fucking hooker. All that will happen is she will use you in every possible way. She's doing you a favor here

I don't usually say things like this but OP you're a fucking idiot.

Just because she was nice to you doesn't mean she fucking cares about you ya stupid buffoon. Of course she's going to be nice and quote Rick and Morty for you, because she knows you'll give her money so she can shoot heroin in her asscrack or whatever.

Seriously OP not having sex for four years doesn't make you as much of a loser as coming out and saying that you think you wanna be friends with this awesome prostitute or whatever.

Seriously you need to reevaluate you're life because I'm sure this is not the most stupid idea you have had.

What?

Nope, I understand. I get it. She just might not. Read what I said about my hooker friends above.

This.

She's obviously been doing this for a while and the neckbeards flooding this board with "well maybe she'll see you as blah blah blah" are people who are just as socially stupid as you are.

/THHHHREAD

I feel like now that I know her I shouldn't be paying to fuck her. Like isn't that kinda disrespectful and goes against the concept of friendship?

Yeah bro. Even if she plays the 'friends' card it will still cost this chump money. What's with this whole protecting weak women shit in this thread, all these losers wanting to be a hero.

Like I said before, money off your friends. The hookers I knew still tried to hit me up for a few bucks ( read $50 plus) every so often. Still a discount, and still fucked for free when times were plentiful.

I do just want to be friends. I'm kinda going through an early midlife crisis. I already opened up with her, which is the hardest part of making meaningful friendships.

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She isn't your friend. Won't be your friend and her add to fuck for cash didn't say will fuck for cash once then become friend you lonely cunt.

I don't think so. She seems like a nice girl, I don't think she'd use me at all.

Exactly, you don't want to be friends, you want to fuck her for free. And she knows that. Now you're finally being honest

they're faggot virgins and 12 year olds
same losers who support feminism and pretend to be a tough guy when someone says something misogynistic on the internet.
any guy who's dipped his dick in pussy knows they're all trash.

On your side. She doesn't give a fuck about you or your feelings.

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Hey dude, you are getting your headspun over a prostitute. I feel sorry for you so ill be nice and blunt. You are out of practice and not very good with chicks. This was a simple tranaction. Money for sex. And you are getting confused. So to start if you pay a chick to suck your dick.. she is not your friend. If you meet a girl at the supermarket dont ask her to suck your dick for money. You need to get out there dude.. your rust is showing.

>I feel like an idiot now.
Correct.
Congrats, you fell for a whore with a heart of gold

Meh, she probably doesn't want to spend any extra time with most of her clients. They climax, she's ready to head out the door. Maybe you're the first decent looking person she's had in a while, so she hung around for a little bit.

Awesome Slut

I'm with this guy. Stretch your legs. There isn't anything for you there.

>I could pay to fuck her again,

Then do it. She's at a place in her life where she has to work on her knees and back. Be her friend by paying her for her service.

Email me at [email protected]. I'll explain better.

OP, you can be "friends" with her like you'd be friends with a bartender. They're nice to you, but only so far as to make you feel comfortable and keep coming back.

Fuck her, pay her, talk to her. Then wash, rinse, and repeat.

She isn't running a charity.

"Keep your business and relationships completely separated." - Notorious B.I.G.

This guy is right.

You fell for her ploy OP, but don't feel bad. Every guy does this and more than once. It's the price you pay for not bleeding out of your genitals every month. Instead, every month some girl suckers you into some shit like this.

Just drink a beer, don't text back and move on.

This guy gets it.

I'm sorry but you're a tool

This this this this.

No. I just want to be friends. To be honest after I blew my load I wasn't sure if I ever wanted to have sex again.

I stopped masturbating. Dec 31 was the last time. I planned on doing 90 days without sex or masturbation. The first two days were impossible. I wanted to masturbate so bad. But then on day four it was gone. No desire to masturbate at all. But as day 90 got close I thought more and more about sex. I no longer wanted to masturbate at all. I needed sex.

So on day 92 I got a prostitute. But after I came my sex drive went to 0. It's still somewhere around 0.

I assume it will come back. But I don't know. But I do know that my life is meaningless and I need someone to add some meaning to it.

Teeth are fucked

>"Keep your business and relationships completely separated." - Notorious B.I.G.
Ohh yes, I'm sure it was B.I.G who coined that phrase

Just be friends with somebody else. Move on. You can't force friendship. It happens naturally. You'd know that if you actually had a friend or two.

And her face in general

This thread is hilarious! Great story OP you should write comedies about pathetic losers.

I fucked it up. Try [email protected] instead.

I just see paying for sex as not being that different from paying for anything. If I had that conversation with someone who I paid to clean my place or deliver me pizza I'd ask them to be friends. I know sex isn't pizza but is it all that different?

Hahaha, of course he didn't. I just really like "10 Crack Commandments".

first thing that came to my head.

Dude get a hobby.. you think way to much about playing with your dick or not playing with your dick. This is not a fucking spy novel. With intrigue and plot twist. And who is on what side. Its your dick. Its their to play with whenver you want

This has to be bait. Nobody is this gullible.

lets say i sell a car.

you love the car.

i made a lot of money selling you the car.

i want you to buy more cars from me.

ill say anything to keep you buying cars from me.

you buy another car from them because they jerked you off and you loved it.

they arent your friend.

just because they humor you doesnt mean they care about you.

sorry it involved your cock.

Fairymuff, I always assume the worst on Sup Forums tho

>Equating an intimate experience with pizza delivery or cleaning

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I do have friends. But it was a little different with her. I'm also friends with my ex, the last girl I had fucked. She's one of my best friends actually. But she has her own problems and it's hard to talk about mine with her. I have guy friends too but like it's different with the guys

Yeah, you'd be far more likely to make friends with a pizza driver

>sex
>intimate

nigga its 2017

Not bait. Maybe I'm wrong, but she was nice. That might change but I don't think so

Even as an experienced hobbyist, I've been down that road.

I had an ATF. For whatever reason, the sex was really hot between us and she was h I t as hell. We always spent time talking after and she told me her birthday was coming up. I asked her if she had any plans. She said no. So I offered to take her out to a nice dinner...no strings.

Dinner went well, kissed her goodnight and we went our separate ways.

2 weeks later she called me saying her car broke down and she was desperate for money. She said she'd owe me an appointment. I told her that if I sent her money, there was no longer a professional arrangement (I saw her at least once a month...at $250/hr). She disappeared from the hobby boards for 3 months and I didn't hear from her. Then she returned with some crazy story about working out of state. Shortly after her return she was banned from all the hobby boards for being a part of a cash and dash with a girl she was doing duos with.

The true story is that she served 90 days in County jail for possession of coke. The reason nobody did anything with her on her birthday is that her family cut off ties until she got sober. That was the last I heard...

I heard she posted on BP last year in a different city in my state. Found the ad and looked at the pics. She wasn't a beauty anymore. She looked a step away from being a sreetwalker.

Moral of the story? It is possible to be friends with a whore...but only if you've never paid them for sex.

Become friends with a hooker. Hanging out playing games. Ask if everything is okay. She says everything is fine but her ass hurts from getting trained by sic black dudes at a Coke party last night. One of the homeboys didn't wear a rubber and she needs a ride to get tested.

its too late for alpha, faggot. by not emailing her again he simply avoids going omega.

What on earth are you blabbering about. How often do you buy a pizza and become friends with that person. My guess is never not once in my life or yours. So wtf are you talking about

>Intimate
>"private and personal"

I know what you thought it meant, but you're wrong

Hookers are just actresses. I know this from experience. They'll tell you your dick is big/nice/whatever. They say that to everyone. They'll laugh at your joke, doesn't matter if it's funny or not. You're just an organic ATM machine.

You want friends? Just go to a bar and start drinking and talking to people. And by people, I mean patrons. Don't try to make friends with the bouncer, bartender, or the bathroom attendent.

Used condom or it didn't happen.

>bathroom attendant

I love places that have a black guy that waits on my while I'm in the john. Feels like the old days.

But not sure I'd ever try to take up small talk with them.

yeah, because he couldnt just cum into a condom and take a picture of it. good thinking, user!

I said if. I've never had a pizza delivery guy stick around to talk. I actually almost asked a courtesy driver if she wanted to be friends.

She was driving me to pick up my car after getting some work done and we had a great convo on the ride. I was pretty close to asking if she wanted to hangout some time but I pussied out. I wasn't wanting more than friends if you're thinking that, she wasn't attractive. I have decently high standards when it comes to that.

Hey. Wanna hang out? Uh maybe...I have a porn shoot at nine then I'm supposed to be at the retirement home at 11.

Don't be a cuck.

It's her job to be friendly. Don't look into it too much. Just like any service job, they want your tips amd repeat business. Car salesman isn't nice to you because he wants to be your friend. He wants your money and you to tell your friends you should buy from his dealership. You'll probably talk about sports amd cars that you both like. You may have legit overlap in interests, but that doesn't mean they want to be your friend. Don't mistake professional friendliness for actual friendliness.

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How much did you pay?

>It is possible to be friends with a whore...but only if you've never paid them for sex.

I've known a lot of pros. Banged a lot of them, some on the clock, some not. No problems at all.
If they came over when they knew I had coke, they knew their ass was going to get tapped. I loved party-and-play.

Your mouth taste salty tonight honey. Oh shit! I forgot to brush!

>Be me
>See prostitute ask her to a motel
>Can you stroke my cock first it is my first time
>Sure thing Dallas Diamond Dick
>Didnt Cum
anyway you got played OP she is a real pro.

$120. Cheaper than I expected

That's not unusual for CL girls.

Your dick is so huge compared to the other twelve I fucked and sucked today!

I got a courtesy ride last week. I had a good convo with the guy. I wasn't going to invite him for beers on the weekend because that is weird as fuck. He was doing his job. I'm sure if I tried to get him to hang out off the clock, he would have told all his coworkers at the garage that I was some creep who was trying to kidnap him, or the most beta guy he'd met in the last year.

This is the type I usually go for. Free and you can bring friends

Op don't feel bad. She likely saw you as a potential safe "regular". Might have come off as obsessive, which is easy to do after getting laid after a four year dry spell. Obsessive isn't safe, hence the

Prostitutes, and females in general are humans dispite the opinions of some, and as humans doesn't it make sense they'd like safe friendly work conditions?

You were/are potentially a safe friendly customer, and getting paid is 100 percent a reasonable part of your arrangement with her, as is a lack of commitment, and keeping the busy comfortable for both of you.

This is the best you can expect from her assuming you straighten up your confused emotional mess of a self, that she gives you her services for pay and advice and pointers for a real relationship for free while she is doing so if you make that request plan and explicit. Like a good therapist she should work her self out of a job, making more confident and prepared for being without her. Like a bad therapist she could rob your confidence and make you less able to cope without her.

The moral? Therapists are emotional whores.

Yeah I felt it would be weird. But I thought about it was my point.

What's with you assholes that can't get laid? I'm a literal fat fuck with am average personality and an average job and I still get laid easily. Albeit they aren't 10s...maybe 5-7s but it's still pussy

I firmly believe that bathroom attendents exist solely to make me feel guilty about taking a shit while they have to sit there and hear/smell it. At least they're getting paid to smell my bowel movements.

It's not that I can't. I just don't. I could explain my situation but I was never that interested in sex, I have a unique fetish that I'd fulfill through stories that I'd read online. I quit masturbating to hopefully increase my drive for sex and not my fetish.

I do crave relationships though. Prior to now I've only had sex with women when dating them and they couldn't wait any more.

Don't think about it. Don't try to be friends with people in service jobs while they're working.